How is it legal for a country to be this LONG?

How is it legal for a country to be this LONG?

That's what Bolivia said

t. el boliviANO

just spooning argentina

>ywn breed your wife with the LCD (Long Chilean Dick)

the East Chile vs. West Chile civil war was tough on them

Are there even any turns on the road there?

>Pakistani education

>self loathing fag

No. The entire country exists as a one-dimensional quantum string spooning Argentina

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Western Chilean here. West Chile is better than East Chile.

Why doesn't Argentina simply annex Chile?

Big Black Chilean

They have tried many times. But they are weak.

нe cтpaнa, a чepвь-пидop

How the fuck do you even have a East-West dichotomy in a country like that

>Emirati education

el americANO

Hi Texas

it's but a glorified coast

If you occupied any land you would create two Chiles, and now you're at war with two countries. Occupy another and you've created 3.

>64560541
Made me chuckle.

Chile protects South America from falling off the side of the world

Longest and narrowest country in the world, even longer than Russia and Brazil.

very tall mountains

ChiLONG

Because there's a big old mountain range directly between them. That means that for an invasion you would either have to establish supply lines across the mountains in a dozen different places, which would be a nightmare for logistics, or start in one spot and go lengthwise alone the entire country from there, which is pretty much the single least efficient way you could run an invasion.

And after all that, you get a little stripe of land and a bunch of coastline that you need to ship shit over the mountains to take advantage of.

Too long.
My country is also long, but it is because of the shape of the island.

We don't even look like a chile wtf why are we called like this

There's this thing calling the Andes.

Chile Longboy confirmed

>trip on the curb in Mendoza
>land in the Pacific Ocean

Haha longboi