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poleaboo

send help

korean pop

speaking of class. that room has none.

Why is BLM even in the UK? Why do leftists want to be like Americans so much?

Poleaboo woke up late today, after 12

Mummy had a few chips from the chippy and a samosa for me downstairs, had that for breakfast
Carbs, fried and red meat, awful but it's a one off, something I do maybe once a month

Just waiting for my Godzilla poster now and possibly my blood test results

I didn't have an friends in year 7
or year 10 or year 11 and effectively the later part of year 9

like £1200 after tax? roughly

i'm on the good system though (there's two systems for unemployment bennies)

>Nonce pop

alri lad im out in canterbury tonight with some mates

they're extremely stupid talking about "racist climate crisis" kek

Middle class wanker

Poleaboos alarm clock that he dug up yesterday has a neat little sensor that detects the temperature

airports are racist

HOWLING at this mass normie butthurt over fabric closing

> And they're the worst year group

Why?

because american culture is toxic

(and because black people commit more crime police tend to beeline towards them rather than white people, though that's not racist)

because our fascist police force guns down innocent black people every day

does that include money used for accommodation or do you get housing benefit on top ala uk?

I'm just a happy camper

it's when puberty starts going mental and people start doing weird and stupid things

11 > 10 > 7 > 8 > 9

refrain from engaging with it

How long are you going to avoid your responsibilities for?

girls we're by far the hottest in yr 9 prove me wrong

Who /bounce to the ounce/ here?

i think if i met me from 2 years ago I would actually batter him. Complete runt

Nothing on top, you're meant to live on the whole thing

There's a housing benefit but it's essentially limited to runts

Gary JOHNSON is a COMPLETE idiot

...

mummy tried to force me out of the house today

gave that mare a good slap on the cheek

Ah yes, the australian cuckold.

ouch

good lad

>were

Had another fantasy about transitioning back in high school, this one was quite different though

>no friends in my class
>somehow become friends with a Polish girl in the year above
>her family foster me
>learn Polish
>start going to church with them
>get baptised
>become part of the local Polish community
>get bullied at school
>new student transfers
>he's polish and really handsome and buff
>he doesn't speak much English so I have to be his buddy
>we become friends
>he beats up the pakis who make fun of me for being trans
>he and my foster sister become a couple

home alone today so I've lit some candles

bit mean of her haha

what is fabric and why are normies butthurt about it closing?

you have some problems

hahahaha

*poos in your mouth*

>We had a lot of interest from applicants for the role and we found that their skills matched to those that we're looking for

It's a fuckin' customer service job where I essentially have to move shit around, handle cash and tell cunts where the fuckin' spanners are REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Don't reply to it.

>going prague today
>29 degrees

a club where 2 people died
because they want a place to go and drink heavily and take drugs and there aren't enough of those places in london

scented?

>normies
no mate, normies go and drink coloured shots to rnb/top40 shit. it most certainly was NOT a normie club.

free advice: you can slap some fake tits on yourself but that isn't going to make your brain any less ill

paki
bender
sex offender

talk about having three strikes against you

that's only because the hormones started and anything that looked remotely female was hot

not quite as outrageously cushy as I was thinking

french bennies are the best, get like 2/3rds of your salary for up to 1000 days

10/10

Guests on the night will all receive goodie bags with grooming products, drinks from Patrón Tequila, and box sets of DVDs. Here’s the full list of what every guest will receive:

• Patrón Tequila
• Metcalfe's Popcorn Crisps
• Lynx Signature Clean Cut Look
• Lynx Body Wash
• Lynx Deodorant
• Gold Collagen, Active Gold Collagen
• Dove Men Deodorant - Cool Fresh
• Vita Coco Pure Coconut Water
• Vita Coco Coconut Oil
• L'Oreal Hydra Energetic Shower
• L'Oreal Turbo Booster
• Ben Cohen Grooming Products Moustache and Beard Scissors
• Tall Oaks by Chris Whitaker
• Jack Black Intense Therapy Lip Balms
• Dorco Razor
• Dove Invisible Dry Deodorant
• The Langham Hotel voucher - 20 per cent off best available rate
• Maldon Salt, tins of salt
• Sky Atlantic Ballers Season 1 Boxset
• Kind Snacks, Kind fruit and nut health bars
• American Crew Firm Hold gel 100 ml
• American Crew Power cleanser shampoos 250 ml

Not really

I just dreamed of having friends, expressing myself and belonging

t. normie

y-yes

me after a night out

i used them as dildos so yeh now they're scented ;)

I had a billion stiffies in Yr 10

It was that year that girls started growing into their arses, wearing tight jeans, skirts, tights and jeggings, and would push their bum out while sitting down or bend over the desk when a table of lads were behind them

Rate this lads

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haha, good banter

*knocks you out and slappes your arse bloody with a paddle*
*ties you up and hoists bottom first into a septic tank*

Don't want to put someone that looks like a basehead near the money

Winners and presenters will get a little extra:

• Amy Schumer's The Girl With A Lower Back Tattoo book
• BaByliss For Men Super Stubble
• Black & White Hair Dressing Pomade
• Elemis Beauty treatment at House of Elemis
• ESPA Dual Action Shave Muds
• FaceGym £100 gym voucher and FaceBalls
• Gold Collagen Active Gold Collagen - one month supply
• Hotel Chocolat 2 x cocoa beer and chocolate
• Hotel Gotham Club Brass membership - £5,000
• Hugo Boss Oude
• Hugo Boss scarf for men (clutch bag for women)
• Hugo Boss sunglasses
• Hugo Boss watches for winners only – Chronograph for men and rose gold for ladies
• Ila Spa Renewed Recovery Serum or Aroma Rollers
• Jack Coulter limited edition print
• Jack Black Clean Break Oil-Free Moisturizers
• Lab Series Urban Blue Clay Mask
• Leighton Denny Trio-Buffer
• Lola James Harper Candle or Room fragrance
• Manuka Doctor Drops of Crystal
• Neville Hair Sea Salt Spray
• Patricks Shampoo
• Pierre Marcolini Tablette + Pierre Marcolini's Palets Fins
• REN Flash Defence Anti Pollution Mist
• Rosewood Hotel 1 night stay in a Grand Premier Suite for 2 with breakfast included
• Steph & Joes Salted Caramel popcorn pouches
• The Ivy Club membership
• The Refinery Shave Oil
• Forea LUNA Plays
• Fudge Professional Hair Shapener
• Charles Farris Candles
• MR. by Jamie Stevens
• Real Shaving Co. Traditional Shave Cream and SPF moisturiser
• Murad Invisiblur Perfecting Shield SPF 30 (£55)
• Murad Facial voucher (£70)
• Blink Brow Bar Teatree and Peppermint Lotions
• Blink Brow Bar Comp Brow Shape Vouchers
• Green & Spring Exfoliating Body Wash
• Zelens Skincare Hydro-Shiso Balancing Moisturiser
• Maldon Salt Salt pig & Maldon salt
• Molton Brown Tobacco Shower gel
• S'well Blue Suede Steel water bottles
• St Tropez Gradual Tan In Shower in new shade Golden Glow
• Victorinox trolley case
• James Read H20 Mist

*puts my willy in your mouth*

>sex offender
Not a sex offender

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>tell cunts where the fuckin' spanners are
They were worried you'd get confused and start saying to people "I'm right here"

major lazer are fucking shite literally cannot comprehend why they even exist

didn't even read the rest

They shouldn't shut it down considering more than 10 times the people have died in police custody over the same time period.

but such is life in le nanny state.

>Amy Schumer's The Girl With A Lower Back Tattoo book

ah yes, some fancy toilet paper

• Braun 60 products (15 IPL for female and 45 Series 9 for Male)
• Vitabiotics Wellman Vitabiotics
• American Crew Firm Hold gel 100 ml
• American Crew Power cleanser shampoos 250 ml
• American CrewFiber Wax 85
• American Crew Shaving pack Duo (gel + lotion)
• The Elixir Clinic Treatment Voucher
• Nandos £50 gift card per guest and Christmas sauce gift package
• LayBags
• Molton Brown Tobacco Absolute Bath & Shower Gel
• Patrón Tequila Patrón Tequila
• Smythson Note book

I hate it, I'm signing off next month

big night out in Milton Keynes?

My breasts are just as real as a cis-females

*sniffs your dildos*

"ahhh y-y-y-yYeEeEes"

it's really not that funny mate

*walks towards you*

>I hate it, I'm signing off next month
got a job? and whats so bad about it?

Normies with a superiority complex, my bad.

Gonna become a professional gamer, primarily playing Rainbow Six: Siege. Watch this space.

business idea: go to the roleplaying threads on /soc/ and post /brit/ action posts like

I'll have you know that I am very handsome with a good sense of character.

*bites it off*

Mate, I got turned down from a fr*cking shelf stacking job.

Completely drained me of all confidence I once had.

Haven't applied for another job since then.

that game made me more patriotic cos the SAS is cool

Why is the term nanny state used? Isn't that a good thing? anyone would love a nanny to take care of them and make life easier

the novelty of Kevposting only exists because we thought that was lisicki at first and we enjoyed bullying the lad who claimed to be good looking and tall who was apparently sweaty, chubby, and wore strange fitting suits

no job but i'm moving to germany and i'm going to find a runt job there until i find something i want to do

>whats so bad about it?

it keeps me just comfy enough to not make a serious effort to get a job so i've spent most of the last month in my bedroom

sick of going to Jobcentre meetings and hearing the same info again about effective job search

might move
dwp are gonna cut me off soon anyway
roasted

what point was the beginning of your mental decline? mine was when my mother died when i was 10 and my family fell apart

Poleaboo wonders if he should get one of these little tables for his laptop and sit on the floor instead of his bed

*sells you a rug specially priced for you because you are my friend*

I'm not a normie REEEEEEEEEEE
drum and bass is the patricians music choice

t. adult baby

alri george

>sick of going to Jobcentre meetings and hearing the same info again about effective job search
keks, sounds like my m8s experience here

I've never been on the rock and roll so it's all second hand knowledge

you a dane? or brit on tour?

sounds like someone just posted a fucking brick through the letterbox

gonna go check it out

Poleaboo is in the midst of a mental renaissance

Is there any good rap music?

probably my sister's first suicide attempt

>I'm not a normie REEEEEEEEEEE
>drum and bass is the patricians music choice
t.normie

havin a wank

>Americans posting in /brit/