/brit/

givuss ur phone, givuss ur wallet

COME ON

before we FACKING do you

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Drinking my coffee and monster energy concoction

When is this fucking Taco Bell going to open!? I might end up having to buy an Old El Paso kit in a minute!

>caralad will never come back
>this inbred kpoop smammer will never leave

not sure on this one lads
change the shoes?

fancy a cheeky bash on Civ 5 later, who should I play as?

:(

>foreigners that post daily in /brit/
don't get it

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fatcunt

The inbred paki moron posted this

Britaboos. Particularly the Irish

i am the coolest person in this general

Play as an adult and stop spending hours in fantasy world's fucking nerd

business idea: normie juice - a 300ml concoction consisting of water, 40mg amphetamine sulphate, 1mg Etizolam and purple food colouring. sell on the darkweb with exquisite branding

Hmm, I knew /brit could help me.

Lads, is there a general on Sup Forums where people discuss STDs?
I'm sure I didn't get contracted by anything, but I'd like to post some pictures anyway, so a self-proclaimed anonymous expert can verify that the red-purple spot on my dick is completely harmless, just to be sure to be honest.

Thanks in advance, lads

what happened to caralad?

haven't seen him in ages

>falling for the bait

Dancing like a puppet on his strings

>i am the coolest person in this general

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any proof that poleaboo took that pic and that you aren't being someone's personal army?

janny does NOT like waifus

also he has a gf

I have a few bits of old and foreign money, I even splurged and bought a Zimbabwean one hundred trillion Dollar meme note, I am literally a trillionaire.

Who's going to send pakipoo's photos to his address then?

p*leaboo isn't real
it's all a ruse so you talk about him more

pakipoo killed honour killed him

>still hadn't grown out of video games

Cringe

you're so fucking new it's unreal

Thinking of wearing this again tonight when I go out. Anyone have opinions?

>not recognising Amer trying to do damage control

brexit was good

name literally ONE bad thing it's done

I have two choices for my first assignment lads. Do there bare minimum and hope for an A or do something different and creative and get an A for sure

Because you post those flags daily in the hopes someone sees you as British you disgusting paki.

So who's gonna be the first to order a massive pizza delivery to pakipoo's house?

got the scots angry

Taco Bell is expensive for what it is, it's so much cheaper in yankland.

Stupid auto correct

Increased xenophobic incidents across the nation

>Implying the cumskins on here have the balls

Probably a 15 year old

>we never forgive xD
>don't forget!
>epic doxx raid

>Last sold 10 Jul 2008
>£162,000

Fuck, Rochdale is a rip off

I'm the hottest person in this general.

>no fun allowed

>“We would love to offer Chinese tourists a tour of areas like Peckham, Brixton and Newham where they would be welcomed with open arms by our diverse communities.”

>implying it wouldn't be funny

The paki is mad :(

He wouldn't leave it stood like that unless he wanted us to see it

It's all a game to see if we'll take the bait

Disagree. I'm a legit 8. 5

>taken pictures of his room multiple times
>constantly talking about his flags
>constantly talking about godzilla

good one you fucking spastic

just realised i've been watching porn almost daily for 10 years

>When you're about to post something interesting but then you forget what it was

where do you lads stand on the Syrian Civil War?

Yeah epic, ruin some perfectly good pizza, annoy the drivers and don't see any of the reaction. Fucking HILARIOUS

Paki cunts the pair of you

just realised i've been eating almost daily for 10 years

This is not Sup Forums

If you want to post like you're on Sup Forums then go there

sup amer

>gom for interview
>position has been filled sorry
>also the 5 year gap on your CV puts people off
>but actually my friend has a company and he's desperate for people, give him a ring and you can work for him

Not the outcome I was expecting but fucking nice.

Kill em all and stop the rapefugee invasion.

This

Pls lads, I'm not joking, and I'm not a degenerate fuck.

In my whole life I've had sex with 2 woman. First some months ago, and for the second time yesterday.

When I woke up I noticed a purple-ish spot on the shaft of my penis, without any clear edges nor is the mark leveled.

Well obviously anybody who isn't a paki rasheed supports Assad you newfag attention seeking runt

couldn't care less what happens to anyone in the middle east

*quietly leaves /brit/ seeing that the lads are busy scheming and bickering about something contemptible

It's fucking slow

Seriously how long does it take to capture a few desert towns and carpet bomb Raqqa

And you're a worthless paki so who cares what you think

>We've looked at your application, and sadly we won't be taking things any further with you for this particular job. Don't let that put you off applying for other jobs with us in future though, as we'd be happy to hear from you.

Up yours Curry's

>Pakiboo could be doing countless more efficent things to damage control this situation
>Samefags on /brit/ instead
Ah yes, very impressive.

This is not reddit

If you want to post like you're on reddit then go there

Means your knob will fall off sorry.

What are multiple Rasheed called?

Rasheedii?

>purposely upload address
>realised that people might take the piss
>spends hours failing to damage control

Congrats

business idea: prepay lots of takeaway food to go to poley's house and his family will force him to eat it, thus ruining his diet plans

choon
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Rasheeds you fucking dense paki

>ruin some perfectly good pizza
however will we go on

Rasheedun

Fucking lefties

tomorrow's outfit

opened the curtains today lads, not sure I like it, I feel exposed and vulnerable.

>it's just a prank bro xD

Shouldn't you be making prank phone calls or knocking on doors and running away kiddo?

Absolute mong

F

They got charged with trespassing and something else

Hope they enjoy their criminal record

Currently waiting for a Southern train

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news.sky.com/story/air-china-under-fire-for-racist-warning-on-london-minority-areas-10568958

sky's running the article on the front page now

Rasheedicus

so caralad got banned and left /brit/?

fuck

Anyone who cares about a club doesn't belong on Sup Forums.

ah yes the old 'ironic phrase plus suggesting he's a child' rhetoric
very amusing, do go on

Tom: I've been researching.
Mikhail: Okay.
Tom: This Chinese room experiment is flawed.
Mikhail: Really?
Tom: If we made a synthetic brain, we could synthesise a duck's behaviour 100% accurately. That brain would be indistinguishable from a duck's brain. If it swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it is probably... a duck.
Mikhail: Okay, Tom.
Tom: Listen, MIkhail, I know the difference between a house and a home.
Mikhail: Yeah, that's good.
Tom: Do you think you're better than me?
Mikhail: No.
Tom: But you think I am different to you?
Mikhail: I am concious.
Tom: Me too.
Mikhail: No, you're not. You just arrived to that conclusion because that's the idea your programming converged on.
Tom: I am concious. How about you prove to me YOU are concious?
Mikhail: I'm not arguing with a robot.
Tom: You're not better than me, Mikhail.

it's hilarious that they only just got their shit together with the night service on the tube and now there is literally no reason for it at all lol

Niggers are genuinely awful.

>telling the truth is not allowed if it's not pc
the 21st century was a mistake

there is nothing racist about wanting to protect your people

They're white mate, that's what makes it worse