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>I can see Canary Wharf when I travel from the broom closet inside a mosque that I rent for £1000 per week to my minimum wage job at McDonald's
>Therefore I am responsible for the wealth London generates

Thank you Rasheed, I'm very grateful to you

Excuse me, mate, will you go in the shop and buy some cigs for me please?

>I've had the base line to "There is a light and it never goes out" stuck in my head for several days

help me

annoying when you're little but understandable when you're old and wise

Just bought these at a nearby shop

I wasn't asked for ID or a reason why I needed scissors

Sickens me that anyone can walk into a shop and buy this weapon without any trouble

>closet
FOY

>t.

*routes LFO 1 into the PWM*

Ahh yes the runt that showed us Chloe Catty tells us to search it and doesn't just give us a direct link

THICC