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British culture and lingual heritage edition

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you can't explain this

S W A N S E A

korean pop

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Literally - LITERALLY - cannot stop farting. And they're only getting louder, wetter and smellier.

I fucking love it.

Ah yes let's make all the colours similar degrees of brown, that'll be a good map

The so called gf

>tfw your estrogen is on the lower end of the target range
>tfw you're producing less testosterone than 99% of women

grim

> mandela and ghandi
kek

#feedlizzy

Do you hangout with 190ton gayboi?

Is there any clay that is rightfully British ?

>South African nigger terrorist

>UAE, Qatar, Trinidad, Jamaica, Egypt
>Not shit countries

all hail the shartmaster

about 1/5 of the world

everything

>gooks

eating jaffa cakes lads

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>Do I hang out with a gay marxist?

um....how about no?

#givelizzywork

believe i'm just incapable of making friends

>NHS will give people with mental disorders free test or any hormone they want
>Won't give me any to get fucking jacked
Truly infested with runts

lol based chinks

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-37298803

What did she do to deserve that ;_;

NEED a plain office worker gf lads

The kind of girl who buys cushions and candles every week, shops at Waitrose but isn't too bothered if she needs to pop into Aldi for something little, the kind of girl who wants nothing more than to sit in our cosy little house and watch a film. Next to the tv would be those blocks of letters that spell out 'love'

Her idea of a fun night would be a quiet date at a restaurant and she would just wear blouses and skirts all the time and would secretly have the odd cig but happen to look very appealing whilst she has one

Ahhhh

my mum bought some tango jaffa cakes
they're awful
the orange part tastes like gummy bears, the chocolate tastes cheap and nasty and the cake is too dry

ITT straight white males complaining about how hard their lives are when they play on easy mode with cheats enabled... boo hoo

What is this from?

>wearing those masks
they are all literally autistic aren't they?

United States of America
Canada
Jamaica
Argentina
The Falklands
Ireland
Normandy
Brittany
Calais
Kenya
South Africa
India
Sri Lanka
Australia

Truly disgusting how a lot of jelly haters tried to tear me down in the last thread. I no you're all skinny runts but come on.......

hmmm

how does a yank have such in-depth knowledge of an office workers lifestyle?

runt life

LMAO. source of the webm?

We did it lads. We did the Brexit

is that the bf? does he rub your soft chest and tell you that the internet haters are just a group of meanie poo straighties?

ya fukin battyboi

nice blog post, runt

GREEN: Decent
RED: Grim
UNCOLOURED: Irrelevant inbred sheep-shagging lands

Yeah was impressed by this post ngl, he really nailed the plain jane normie 20-something girl life here

erry ting mud

>3 common connections

Id say go for it

posted a video on kikebook of me in fabric a few months ago with the caption "rip fabric" and 1 person has liked it so far wahey lads reeling them in

You're close, but actually all of Wales is irrelevant sheep shagging land. I DARE you to try to prove me wrong.

I work in an office and his post is scarily accurate of my female co-workers

Well imagine if you turned on all the cheats and you still kept losing every time

>MP Virendra Sharma has invited representatives of Air China to visit Ealing

what, to prove them right?

Copy pasta a brit made, FOY

>import millions of low skilled workers you can pay pennies in wages
>replace them via automation in 20 years or so
>the state now has extortionate welfare to pay
>already $2 trillion in debt

Ahhhhh, yes

bangor is a chav shithole

North-west wales is great

shame about the welsh people who live there

>tfw excessively hairy

Fucking Scottish genetics have doomed me to a life on involuntary celibacy lads

got 2 likes just by clicking "interested" on an event earlier lmao

it's also a chinky shithole

very fond of Llandudno though

>Reached for the last Jaffa Cake
>They were all gone
;_; if I'd known THAT one was the last I'd have savoured it... nibbled the cake around the edge bit by bit and then put the jelly middle in my mouth all in one go.

*sigh*

Glorious. The Chinks can be honest because they simply do not care about all this PC shit.

Same reason Big Dave was invited to loads of constituencies after black people looted and burned them down in 2011

MPs have to act like their constituents aren't all murdering raping thieving shitbags

you're not bad your area is

yes but that is the Taxpayers money, not corporate money (which can be shuffled away to avoid tax)

basically the taxpayer fronts the bill and the burden while companies make bank

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been lifting regularly but cant stop wanking lads

Tim needs a good slap round the head.

Nice try, but as you can see I'm not gay, skelly.

>muh heritage

Ah yes, a scion of the McPhiloupoulos clan, very sad

*walks towards you*

need a first year gf

Pretty certain this lad is talking to himself.

Did this lad whose pics you're posting bully you in secondary school or something?

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high standards i see

Pullin in the hot ones I see lad
Mirin dat beer belly

kek, good point.

t. dentist

>Llaneilo
>Ammanford
>Carmarthen

yeah yeah I'm still about

-7.6 iridium flare later

remember when i was diagnosed with aspergers, thought the doctors were nuts
look at me now hahaha feels like i've lost the ability to communicate with others

need a cutie pornfu

Alri Keith. Washing machine broken again?

>-7.6 iridium flare later

how's your 3" willy?

>buy ps4
>2 years later
>heres another one you have to buy this now

does anyone here know if they will start locking games to ps4.5 or what

Mate's going with a woman 30 years older than him the absolute madman

You'll feel better being test free

Ever just make a best mate out of the blue lads?

is there any games on the ps4 yet?
mine's still in my cupboard

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Need my washing machine fixed. Anyone got any good servicemen?

I will not return any of your compact discs

>does anyone here know if they will start locking games to ps4.5 or what
They can't, otherwise what's the point of releasing the PS4slim at the same time?

yeah, random people on the street just gravitate to me because I'm so damn charming and friendly

>console gaming

runt life

rainbow 6 siege was good

No, fuck off normie twat

didn't realize there was anything even decent out this gen
never bought any of the new consoles and haven;t seen any reason to do so yet.

>Britain

itv.com/news/2016-09-07/man-who-asked-lone-women-for-piggybacks-charged-by-police/

oh fucking HELL lads, the university runts are back in their student houses on my road

looks like my peaceful summer is over!