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>I think I've posted this before, but I can't remember. My platoon was in the city of Hawijah at the police station on the night Saddam was hung. We were on full alert, full battle-rattle just waiting for an attack in retaliation. Fortunately nothing happened, but that night I had a guard shift in the turret of the Humvee guarding the front gate. It was a full moon that night and I noticed that every Iraqi police officer was staring at the moon as they walked by me. I was wondering what the fuck they were doing so I looked up too. It was the same fucking moon I've seen my whole life. A little while later, the sergeant on radio guard came over the comms and said the Iraqis think they can see Saddam's face on the moon. Apparently someone Photoshopped (or whatever it was at the time) his face superimposed on the moon. They were sending the picture to each other on their shitty flip phones and those retards believed it. Also they believed our Oakleys were x-ray glasses as if we ordered them out of the back of a comic book. Oh yeah, once on a mission in Bayji during my second deployment, I was doing a stupid little magic trick I know to entertain some kids. They went and got some of the adults, who I repeated the trick for multiple times. (It's an easy trick to figure out if you see it more than once. They never figured it out.) They started to demand that I produce money out of thin air. Then they started getting angry and the interpreter said they thought I was a warlock. My PL told me to switch out with one of the drivers just to get me out of there. I'm convinced that the majority of them are just stupid.

DER FADEN RIECHT SCHON WIEDER ÜBELST NACH KREBS

mettiii

Tägliche Erinnerung, das es bergauf geht.
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>Diese Hetze gegen die SPD
>Gesine Schwan zum fick ausgeblasen
>Plasberg im Volkszorn.

>unironisch sozi sein

ich hab einen patriotischen sozi lieber als einen unpatriotischen liberalen

ja, lieber sozialstaat als negerstaat uezs

Guter Mann uezs