What happens there?

What happens there?

Rightful colombian clay, rightful mexican clay and Costa Rica

Mini Mexicos
Mini Colombia
Rightful clay 2bh

>Belize
Fuck me thats the first time i hear of this country

Must be nice to surrounded by oceans n shiiet. I feel like such a pleb living in the heart of a continent

Used to be our colony.

I bet you don't know about the mighty kingdom of lesotho either then

>all these meme countries

Swaziland?

Heat. Lots of heat. If i complain about the heat here, i wouldn't be able to survive those countries desu.

The costa rican and nicaraguan eastern coasts used to be colombian clay as well

Our based brothers, much maligned despite facing hard circumstances. It's a pity the drug war hit just as Panama and Costa Rica are starting to provide legit hope for the region.

Manlet homeland

How come? Some cities are high in the mountains with temperatures around 15-23°C

Why is the most commie country in central america the safest?

Just like North Korea, they might be commies but their country is even safer than the US

> this is what donkey fuckers think

guatemala/el salvador/honduras/nicaragua = mexico's mexico
Belize = Caribbean country but located on normal land instead of an island
Costa Rica and Panama = not that bad compared to the rest of them

The donkey fucking area is closer to you than me, little me

Disgusting mini-mexicos full of mareros.

this desu. I actually think it is more common in Panama than in any colombian regions outside the caribbean coast

>The costa rican and nicaraguan eastern coasts used to be colombian clay as well

The Nicaraguan Caribbean coast, yes, the Costa Rican Caribbean coast, no, you are thinking of what is today the Southern mountain region of the South. Then again, Colombia, or Nueva Granada, claimed everything to the Nicaraguan Lake was their territory, but they were not able to even invade because of reasons.

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thankfuly theres a big jungle between us, so your filthy habits go nowhere near our civilization

only Belize? i am surprised you have already heard about the rest of them

40km of jungle is nothing m8, and Panama is mainly nigs, so it wouldn't surprise me

Belize it's part of the Mystery Zone, like the Guyanas.

Actually a popular, yet deadly, tourist destination for Americans. It's pretty blacked.

Another blacked country.

It's like Cancún and Jamaica at the same time.

What do you guys think of Nicaragua's chink canal?

Because the gap is closed

well between us 2 everyone knows who fucks donkeys. guess we dont meet this nigger quota colombia must have surpassed by a lot

hope they build it ofc

Belize will soon replace Aus as our strongest ally

>the US
>safe
pic one

Not really, you see, most of what is today Costa Rica was never conquered, only the Central Valley and the Nicoya peninsula, the rest of the country was still controlled by different Amerindian nations, pirates and so on. Nueva Granada had to go trough a lot of different Amerindian armies on a very rough region to get to the Hispanic/European populations, the ones they needed to conquer or subjugate to be able take hold of the territory. Sure, they could have conquered the weird pirate towns of the Caribbean coast of the different Amerindian Nations, but sadly for them at the eyes of the Western nations they didnt matter. At the end, they had no way to get close to the Central Valley of the country so they gave up.

The reason why they tried to get hold of us is because a lot of Colombians migrated to Costa Rica back then, and actually, most Hispanic Costa Ricans descend from Colombians who came during the 19th century and first half of the 20th century, they thought these migrants or sons of migrates would take their side, start a revolution or annexation movement, but nobody gave a shit.

Based /trv/ meme

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Proportionally you have more nigs per square kilometer

Why is Nicaragua so poor and isolated? I rarely see posters from that country here

>Northern Triangle
>Death, Corruption, and Crippling Poverty


>Nicaragua
>Somoza Dynasty 2: Electric Boogaloo


>Costa Rica
>Democracy and Shit


>Panama
>Canal and nothing else

Imagine all the memes and stereotypes about Latin America, all the /x/ and Sup Forumstier conspiracies and "explanations" about how Latin American is about not, everything is true for them.

Fun times

but what happens there exactly? Do they have jobs? are they repressed?

bananas

Barely have jobs, and yes, very repressed

More like "Niggeragua"

Irrelevant third world shitholes filled with murder and poverty.

Rude to be honest. Nicaraguans are pretty chilled people.

They seem like the north Koreans of central America. No one knows exactly what happens there. Are they plotting something? They're kinda war prone and had taken rightful sea from us in the past

Panama is actually more stable and less crime than Costa Rica, which is getting worse every day

>filled with murder and poverty.

No, that would be Guatemala, Honduras, and El Salvador

>murder and poverty

sounds like the south side of chicago

Nicaragua, Costa Rica and Panama are pretty safe. Even Guatemala is not as bad

So I heard. Well, the United States just gave Costa Rica around US$ 30 million for security....although I am not sure if it's meant to combat organized crime or to counteract Nicaragua's military postering after purchasing 50 Russian tanks.

Why don't you just invade them? It's not that CR has an army

Panama is a USA-proxy though, maybe stay away there

Thoughts on the Arboles de Vida in Managua?

Consider the following

>new family dictatorship, the Ortega family
>most media is actually owned by said family
>imagine Maduro but evil instead of retarded
>very poor country which invest little in development
>recently bought a lot of military equipment, helicopters, tanks, so one, spending more than what they spent on education in 8 years
>they are giving refugee status to ex presidents and corrupt politicians from all over Latin America for a reason
>they randomly expel foreigners and deny entry to them, even politicians and to people from "ally" countries
>are trying to cut ties with Venezuela

Something weird is going to happen

>Panama is actually more stable and less crime than Costa Rica, which is getting worse every day

Not really, no.

I find it funny how they actually cut real and old trees to build metallic trees that "symbolize" life

who do they imagine is going to invade them?

>purchasing 50 russian tanks
what for?

Most costa ricans descend from colombian immigrants from the 19th centuries. They actually received white and mestizo Colombians, not nigs, if we invaded them, it'd be a downgrade for them as people from all races would flock into Costa Rica looking for new opportunities, not a good idea imo

I should've left when I could

>Something weird is going on

The Ortega family is basically Somoza Dynasty 2: Electric Boogaloo and the military postering seems to be more domestic than regional. Ortega wants to placate the military by spending a shit ton on shiny new equipment and other social services in order to ensure against a coup. It seems like the end goal is for the development of a one-party authoritarian state in order to continue the economic policies that benefit both the business elite, which he has by the balls, and to benefit the wider population. It's really a simple case of Ortega wanting to use the economy as a tool to solidify his power for himself and his family.

Also, his fucking wife and that weird new age nonsense adds to the absurdness.

I dont think they are retarded enough to believe anybody is going to invade them, like I said, the Ortega family is slowly but steady taking control of the country, they have strong ties with Russia and China, they see Nicaragua as their "base" in America. All the military equipment is to scare the population and to control them, there is almost no difference between police and army in Nicaragua, itsnt weird to see the army attacking civilians, so there is that.

Its just their way of taking hold of the country.

Planning on electing him for a second term?

when are the next elections? Is there a strong contender?

Sadly, I don't think the United States will do much against Nicaragua or invoke any form of sanction. They already threatened to do so with Honduras given all the assassinations against environmental activists but decided in the end to throw money at the government anyways.

I'd rather have him again, than the socialists in power.

Because why would we do that?

>when are the next elections?

This year, dont know exactly when

>Is there a strong contender?

No, the opposition is fragmented and the leaders are being attacked by the police and the government forces, some of they were striped of their electoral credentials so they cant even run for an office.

>Guatemala
they have great ancient stuff lying around. like Tikal.

>Belize
idk, beaches I think?

>El Salvador
Murders

>Honduras
murders

>Nicaragua
literally who

>Costa Rica
best country in Central America. richest, beaches, least acting like monkeys

>Panama
canal

Panama is richer than Costa Rica though. We can agree those are the best countries in central America

Nope, since Colombia was a colony of Spain, we never had sovereignity over these territories. Santa Fe was in charge of certain administrative aspects of these territories (always under the Crown direction) but that's it.

if you a bad bitch put your hands up high

You should elect Nasralla and solve the mara issue with fútbol programs.

I like Nicaragua because cool lakes and Ruben Darío.
I dont really know anything about it.

I only see shit...

yeah no one cares. Fuck off

ufff.. ufffff why so triggered my antofolombian m8?

Their current plan is to wreck lake Nicaragua, which on top of being cool is their main fresh water source, along with a big chunk of their country's ecology in the Chinese pipedream canal. Like literally their best hope right now is the Chinese government realizes how much of a fuck up mess this is going to be and stops it.

Cause you think you're the shit and Panama is way better than Chile. Hell even some areas of Colombia, Costa Rica and Mexico are better than Chile

>Guatemala
Literally the dwelling place of Saurondo, in the center of america to the East of Anduin, the great river. Fredo and Samuel went there to destroy the One coke drug-trafficking Ring.

>Belize
Rightful Guatemalan clay

>El Salvador
Nice beaches

>Honduras
Based Morazan was honduran

>Nicaragua
commies

>Costa Rica
Second best country here. They have a very nice society and good education. However they are very overrated.

>Panama
Best country here, better than any of us in most aspects.

All of this countries are heavily centralized, including Panama and Costa Rica.

>mfw the past years one argument against the canal was that Nicaraguans were not stupid enough to destroy the biggest source of fresh water of the country, from which 90% of the population gets water
>"Its all a conspiracy, Nicaraguans would never risk their country that way"

It amuses me how people actually thinks Nicaraguans and their northern brothers are not completely retards

And we own Aguas de Antofagasta. We basically provide the water in Antofagasta and also generate eolic energy through wind turbines. Take a stroll through the north to find out

I'dont care, i'm a special snowflake from patagonia

wena pedro el escamoso, me cague de risa, hace mucho no veia ese personaje

Reminder that Nicaragua is the biggest cancer of central america

So the canal is going ahead?

I don't know about Panama, they should have moved towards becoming the Western Singapore and instead they're increasingly looking like a Latin American version of an Arab gulf state. I do hope the best for them but they're overlooking near Mexico levels of violence and that the G20 does actually mean to defang fiscal havens like theirs. Their policy on flags of convenience is Caribbean tier.

Homicides

we get water from the canal, it just needs to go through a potabilizer like any other water source

dont fall for the eco jew, our canal for isntance has forced us to tkae measures in water usage and preserving huge sawths of jungle that protect the canal soil integrity.

i bet niggerwaters shit on that lake and drink it raw too

Who knows, really, its constructions has months of delay, they have already destroyed tons of farm land and pissed a lot of the population. In my opinion, they wont build it, mostly because of the Nicaraguan incompetence and corruption from the Nicaraguan and Chinese government.

You need to understand that a canal is the wet dream of Nicaraguans, they actually believe that if they get one they wont be a shit hole and they usually blame USA, Panamá, CR, Colombia and other of stopping them from getting one. Its a very important political tool, every politicians promises they will build one and so on.

Why are you responding to obvious bait?
Also try to hide your inferiority complex

Belize has these little 4 foot tall african mexican things running around. They have african features but are extremely tiny, speak spanish like mexicans, wear cowboy hats and boots. Hilarious to watch.

It's a damn shame that some of these countries (including Mexico) have been ruined by the drug trade. My biggest dream is to go from Canada to Argentina on a road trip and visiting many major cities from each country in all of the American continent but nowadays that's just asking for death. Fuck drugs, drug dealers and everything related to it.

This.

I would rather visit all of the Americas first than any other place, but you just can't.

>by the drug trade

More like gangs, they're the main reason for why El Salvador, Guatemala and Honduras are violent, they get most of their money from extortions and not from drugs. Life will be pretty good around here if those subhuman didn't exist.

Source? I've literally never heard of spanish speakers in Belize, let alone people of mexican descent

Imagine riding from alaska all the way down to the bottom of argentina

if you thought mexican narcos were bad you have yet to see what happens in that region

The Panamericana isn't that bad you can't drive through, the problem with going overland from Central America to South America has always been the Darien gap and violence there has historically been the Colombian FARC guerrillas which while they may be involved in the drug trade do actually prevent the war on frugs by decades.