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utah edition

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fuck ohio btw

MOOOOOODS!

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what? it's above the bump limit

why is every woman in my country so boring

I wanna move to Utah
maybe I can get a loan and borrow some money from my parents to buy a condo and have a permanent place of residence there

this joke isn't funny anymore

i love the scenery to be honest

the only joke around here is you lmao

MORMONS

Discuss.

morrissey sucks

>want to have an intellectual discussion with my international cosmopolitans
>have to type "cum" in every time to find the thread

because you actually need to be friends with a woman to have an interesting conversation

the only human beings with truly pure souls.

They're a bit annoying

wish I would have been born a women

They believe in the book of Nephi which is part of the biblical blooper reel timeline.

What did he mean by this?

so you're telling me girls don't like the have discussions about how arthur rimbaud was a talentless hack

the only difference between them and all of the other religious misfits that came here is that the mormons aren't as old

That he's a Republican?

Is Florida really as crazy as they say?

>arthur rimbaud
I hope you get slapped talking about some shit like that

>Apple is also owned by a Jew

Genuinely wish I was Jewish

Raising generations of people with sexual disorders, doing God's work.

Buds NOT lads

>mr. censor the internet wants to censor media
Ohohoho!

prose poetry in general is for shits

I hated that book.

sex is disgusting and degenerate

judaism isn't an exclusive club mate, and if you wanted to join a religion it based on something superficial that would be wrong

Only the coast

I genuinely wish I was good lookin but you don't see me not complaining

Umaru-chan season 2 when?

hey man you're at least a 7

You get free shares in Fox and Time Warner when you join Judaism

WTf GF seNT ME tHIS

>prose
only pseuds use that word

I know that
I'm just saying this joke isn't funny anymore

fuck nigga im pbg they watchin me like dvd, president of fbg, what the fucks a gbe?

>tfw 10/10
I hate it. It feels like I'm a celebrity every time I walk in a room. People's expectations are way too much.

I was watching a documentary recently. Apparently, one of the senior SS men at the Wansee conference was never prosecuted. He died in the 80s, working as a tax clerk or something
What a world

>pseud
only bustas use that word

Reminder that Ketchup and Mustard are condiments for children only

probaby died in south america the kraut shitter

i use it sometimes when i'm referring to writing that isn't poetry or dialogue

made a new edit for /cum/ on a meme

rate

nice try but you're going to have to do that pseudoku another time

No, he literally lived in West Germany for the rest of his life, no change of identity or anything
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerhard_Klopfer

Ask someone who no longer supports Trump anything.

Are you a bad enough dude to eat this with a straight face?

I wish I had a window

IT'S TOO CLOSE TO HOME AND IT'S TOO NEAR THE BONE

hehehe

>West Germany
I have never met a good man from there

why do you no longer support him?

Do u like sweet rays barbeque sauce /cum/?

It's alright
Bit sweet for my taste

Would you subscribe to a conservative Trump based content provider after he loses the election? Online or cable?

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Because he is not safe for the underrepresented of America. Hillary may be a shill, but she's a shill in a way we actually want.

Boy that's a fun stretch of road.

>tfw it's been raining all day
Too comfy buds

I always thought so until I tried Tinder and literally couldn't even get any responses
I tried everything from pickup lines to corny jokes to just saying hi
I'm not even obese or anything, aside from a premature receding hairline (it's not enough far back enough to be considered bald yet, I still have like 80% of my hair) I'm a pretty average looking guy I'd say, and based off of all these Tinder success stories of Wizards saying how they lost their virginity on it, I thought average would be good enough
I wish I knew what the fuck I waz doing wrong, but I think it's that I'm just too straight up ugly. Think about it, you have all these good looking guys who are just swiping right onevery girl they see, and all it takes is one to message the 6/10s and 7/10s, that guys like me would normally get (unfortunately my personality keeps that from happening), for them to completely ignore me (and all the other less attractive matches) and just chat up the good looking guys instead
It's not fair ;_;

I've got Sup Forums for that.

Have you driven it? I'm considering going on a trip that will go through there

i feel like you didn't put much thought into this

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Stubbs all day e'ry day for easily available sauces.

Hillary plays GTA

>For me? I did it for us.

how do i unsubscribe

Post weather in your city lads.

I think the Canadian variation is Jehovah Witness

they also like to ruin families

Holy shit that thing is strong

We have Mormons too stupid

Monkeys rip peoples' faces off, man. They don't fuck around.

I did last year. It was pretty cool. Scenery was beautiful and a few awesome mountain passes. It's like you're Matt Damon on Mars.

I'm aware, jackass. But they aren't as common, at least in my area. They haven't made much progress with their cancer, too much competition.

JUST

>Johnny Gosch's body has never been found
>The Zodiac Killer is still unidentified
>There's an active serial killer in Long Beach right now
>Black Dahlia killer was never identified
>Still don't know who killed JFK
>Still don't know what happened to Amelia Earhart
>Still don't know who DB Cooper is
This shit is just so crazy to me. And this stuff is only in the US

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>Long Beach
Long Island

dumb faggot

It's uncomfortable to be outside this time of the year. Always muggy and stale out.

I cover all of my windows up

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autistic chink

fucking retard

Gay nigger

Fat idiot

bunch of morons

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niggers

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tea pot tuggers

stop namecalling that gets you nowhere at the end of the day

There's also an active serial killer here in Phoenix

sorry mom

cum-guzzling fag

but why