Describe this country in two words
Describe this country in two words
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Beautiful,nordic,white,cold,calm,collected,atlantic,strong,historical,glorious,eternal,mist,saudade,5th empire
Not above
European Africa
Alberto Barbosa
Tenho fome
Best neighbor
Best Berbers
I don't think you know what a neighbor is
HOL UP
it's only 1 sea
Brown people.
Islamic Communism
WE WUZ
Best ally
fake county
like belgium
non country
Drug addicts.
Alberto Barbosa
Terrible language
Spain's Chile.
White Pride
Has anyone here even said anything non meme here?
Retarded Spanish
paint bucket
That's called mexican
>nordic
What the fuck is this meme?
And why would you want to be nordic?
Brazilian diaspora.
Señor, tu es parlent espagnol retardedo. Porque?
We're nordic.Our fisherman brought beautiful nordic ladies to portugal during the bacalhau trade.Yes my friend we're nordic.
You don't like the portuguese language, user? I think it sounds nice.
extreme retardation
Because only retards(like myself) stay here. The smart ones are abroad.
WhyDoesn't SpainAnnexIt?
Why are the smart ones abroad?
Cuck mentality
brain drain.Our country has over qualified work and the people know that they'll find a job in the european market
PAGO ZERO
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They tried many times etc etc
Give a good impression and spread the seed.
Fifth empire incoming.
Ordem, Progresso
This
No one knows we are secretly making a new empire, luxembourg is almost done.
No history
muh heritage
Hello, I am a Lusophile. I'm of Macaun heritage, and I sincerely believe Portugal was meant to rule the world.
Castille, England and Holland fucked Portugal at every corner.
Engenho Arte
Brazil was supposed to help with that, according to Pessoa. You guys should be annexing the meme countries around you and remove the perfidious Spaniard's spawn.
We don't anothers shitholes to ruin our economy
we wuz
But we need the clay, for the glorious fifth empire.
yeah, we handle ruining it ourselves
Germanic Nordic
Annex Spain then
They have to be the last, so they can see a Portuguese world before disappearing.
Our United Kingdom ended because Portugal. You guys only have yourselves to blame.
>because Portugal
No, because our King was a coward and decided to run away.
If the world becomes portuguese, the crusades will return
Fifth Empire
One day.
Bacalhau, Caralho.
It's not too late
It was a smart decision, and he came back after all. Portuguese people simply weren't satisfacted with Brazil status.
Soon
delet
WE WUZ
We are white btw
>Battle of Guararapes
>Portugal
Delete this.
European Brazil
It was the empire.
You can claim all those battles for you as well (pre-1820 at least).
try to swim across.
Spain 2
EURO 2004
You're forgiven as of 2016, for teaching our coach your ways.
Just don't host the 2028 Games, or France will beat you in the final.
Atleast we're not a balkan shithole amirite
At least I'm not a butthurt spaniard
Panaderia and restaurante
Não o insultes
Porquê?
Isso dá má figura
Nós não importamos de qualquer forma.
Portugal is the dirtiest shithole I've ever seen.
Filthy cities, garbage all over the streets.
Foreigners constantly asking you to buy drugs and it's legal, total fucking gongshow.
Some of the ugliest, weirdest looking motherfuckers I've ever seen.
Poor and corrupt as fuck.
Useless people who never learn from their political mistakes but continue pulling the socialist lever expecting a new prize to pop out.
Highest illiteracy rate in Europe.
Moor rape babies who are honestly like 5'4" on average.
Went from one of the richest and most important countries in the world to some irrelevant little piece of shit that people think is in South America.
Shithole.
Rude.
>that people think is in South America
Only sharts. Including you, since you are a shart wannabe.
as Nordic as Sicily
Where did you visit?
Do you really have to ask?
Lisbone, Evora, Alcobaca, Obidos, Fatima, Guimaraes, Coimbra, Porto, Braga, Setubal, Sintra, Cabo da Roca, Cascais. Probably others but I can't remember.
>brazil
>who?
small spain
Glad you spent all that money here. Come back soon :D
Sale of drugs is not really legal, my friend.
Albeit decriminalised, it wasn't depenalised.
Getting busted buying/selling/using drugs will get you fined, forced to do community service or sent to rehab, but your punishment is decided by a specialised committee rather than a judge at a courtroom.
At least that's how I understand it.
It was like 5 euros for the whole trip which is apparently enough money to power the impoverished state of Portugal for 18 months.
>Fatima
Kek
Anyways I actually enjoyed my trip.
But your politics/politicians/political sensibilities are totally fucked.
If it was such a shithole why did you visit all those places?
atlantico
...
Dirty? Have you ever been in other southern european countries?
The memes
Fuck you Mahmoud.
>All this tugas going for the bait
Nice posters
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