Describe this country in two words

Describe this country in two words

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Beautiful,nordic,white,cold,calm,collected,atlantic,strong,historical,glorious,eternal,mist,saudade,5th empire

Not above

European Africa

Alberto Barbosa

Tenho fome

Best neighbor

Best Berbers

I don't think you know what a neighbor is

HOL UP

it's only 1 sea

Brown people.

Islamic Communism

WE WUZ

Best ally

fake county

like belgium

non country

Drug addicts.

Alberto Barbosa

Terrible language

Spain's Chile.

White Pride

Has anyone here even said anything non meme here?

Retarded Spanish

paint bucket

That's called mexican

>nordic
What the fuck is this meme?
And why would you want to be nordic?

Brazilian diaspora.

Señor, tu es parlent espagnol retardedo. Porque?

We're nordic.Our fisherman brought beautiful nordic ladies to portugal during the bacalhau trade.Yes my friend we're nordic.

You don't like the portuguese language, user? I think it sounds nice.

extreme retardation

Because only retards(like myself) stay here. The smart ones are abroad.

WhyDoesn't SpainAnnexIt?

Why are the smart ones abroad?

Cuck mentality

brain drain.Our country has over qualified work and the people know that they'll find a job in the european market

PAGO ZERO
youtube.com/watch?v=ZlWE-7Q3Xjk

They tried many times etc etc

Give a good impression and spread the seed.

Fifth empire incoming.

Ordem, Progresso

This

No one knows we are secretly making a new empire, luxembourg is almost done.

No history

muh heritage

Hello, I am a Lusophile. I'm of Macaun heritage, and I sincerely believe Portugal was meant to rule the world.

Castille, England and Holland fucked Portugal at every corner.

Engenho Arte

Brazil was supposed to help with that, according to Pessoa. You guys should be annexing the meme countries around you and remove the perfidious Spaniard's spawn.

We don't anothers shitholes to ruin our economy

we wuz

But we need the clay, for the glorious fifth empire.

yeah, we handle ruining it ourselves

Germanic Nordic

Annex Spain then

They have to be the last, so they can see a Portuguese world before disappearing.

Our United Kingdom ended because Portugal. You guys only have yourselves to blame.

>because Portugal
No, because our King was a coward and decided to run away.

If the world becomes portuguese, the crusades will return

Fifth Empire

One day.

Bacalhau, Caralho.

It's not too late

It was a smart decision, and he came back after all. Portuguese people simply weren't satisfacted with Brazil status.

Soon

delet

WE WUZ

We are white btw

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>Battle of Guararapes
>Portugal

Delete this.

European Brazil

It was the empire.

You can claim all those battles for you as well (pre-1820 at least).

try to swim across.

Spain 2

EURO 2004

You're forgiven as of 2016, for teaching our coach your ways.

Just don't host the 2028 Games, or France will beat you in the final.

Atleast we're not a balkan shithole amirite

At least I'm not a butthurt spaniard

Panaderia and restaurante

Não o insultes

Porquê?

Isso dá má figura

Nós não importamos de qualquer forma.

Portugal is the dirtiest shithole I've ever seen.
Filthy cities, garbage all over the streets.
Foreigners constantly asking you to buy drugs and it's legal, total fucking gongshow.
Some of the ugliest, weirdest looking motherfuckers I've ever seen.
Poor and corrupt as fuck.
Useless people who never learn from their political mistakes but continue pulling the socialist lever expecting a new prize to pop out.
Highest illiteracy rate in Europe.
Moor rape babies who are honestly like 5'4" on average.
Went from one of the richest and most important countries in the world to some irrelevant little piece of shit that people think is in South America.

Shithole.

Rude.

>that people think is in South America
Only sharts. Including you, since you are a shart wannabe.

as Nordic as Sicily

Where did you visit?

Do you really have to ask?

Lisbone, Evora, Alcobaca, Obidos, Fatima, Guimaraes, Coimbra, Porto, Braga, Setubal, Sintra, Cabo da Roca, Cascais. Probably others but I can't remember.

>brazil
>who?

small spain

Glad you spent all that money here. Come back soon :D

Sale of drugs is not really legal, my friend.
Albeit decriminalised, it wasn't depenalised.
Getting busted buying/selling/using drugs will get you fined, forced to do community service or sent to rehab, but your punishment is decided by a specialised committee rather than a judge at a courtroom.
At least that's how I understand it.

It was like 5 euros for the whole trip which is apparently enough money to power the impoverished state of Portugal for 18 months.

>Fatima
Kek

Anyways I actually enjoyed my trip.

But your politics/politicians/political sensibilities are totally fucked.

If it was such a shithole why did you visit all those places?

atlantico

...

Dirty? Have you ever been in other southern european countries?
The memes

Fuck you Mahmoud.

>All this tugas going for the bait

Nice posters

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