Comfy Gandalf edition
/brit/
first for yanks
Love late night /brit/ when we don't have anime editions because all the anime posters are asleep because they have school tomorrow
second for big yank willies
1 st for j enna
Jill Stein got charged with tresspass and vandalism
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*makes you a Horlicks and wheels you back to the window*
Aha alri granddad it's not 2006 anymore
Seriously though, how sad is it to be on here at 2AM if you're in your mid 20s lmao don't you have jobs, partners, kids, etc? Nothing better to do than sit here talking to teenagers?
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Quality edition two nights in a row.
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Yes I'm a sad loser. Who do you think this website is for?
Also
>mid 20s
>kids
Sup Rasheed
Still can't stop farting. You can literally see the fart gas in the air and my arsehole feels so sore oh FUCK LITERALLY ABOUT TO DO ANOTHER ONE
Ow. OW. Feels like I'm literally farting rusty nails
Uncomfy Gandalf
>No such thing as split shifts
Thanks for sharing x
Marcus Hausen
I'm 21 today.
Please wish me a happy birthday, nobody else will.
Hello everyone, my son has started posting here and honestly his behaviour has taken a turn for the worse. He has taken to spending long spells in his room, obsessed with someone called tim, who is apparently being evicted soon. We've tried calming him down, but it never works, and he usually responds with "don't mess with me, sunshine", or simply calls us "runts". How can I help him get better?
>split shifts
haha who the fuck would ever want to do that
Sad losers who are 18-21
Fuck off granddad, it's creepy that you're here.
top post
Me because I'm an antisocial cunt.
I have to to the doctors tomorrow. I ask him for sick notes to show the job centre. Im worried because he said not to come back asking for one
happy birthday user-kun :3
let me slip into something a bit more comfortable
*slips into a deep depression and stays there forever*
ahhh hell ya lol
14 people in here right now. Could fit you all in my living room at a squeeze. Weird.
Fucking kek I'm 25 and I started posting on Sup Forums in 2004 while you were a literal child. Who really doesn't belong here? Get the fuck out. Although I must admit I enjoy laughing at all the insecure children here.
A R R O G A N T student fuck off
I've been here since this general started, and I'll be here when it dies
what a sight that would be
spring.org.uk
Hmm really makes you think
There's a wasp buzzing around
Genuinely don't think my anus could withstand another big one, not sure whether I'm going to pass out from inhaling all this methane first or my whole gooch is going to rip apart like tissue paper
How small is your fucking 'living' room you povvo runt?
Went target shooting lads
>be me
>watching movie
>teenagers in bed lying on their side
>girl leans in
>"I love you so, so much I just want tonight to last forever"
>"Forever?"
>"Forever"
>His first kiss
>Back in MY day
Lmao please visit Dignitas you sad old twat
hpbdym8e
>fartposting
heh, us smart people, right?
Ehehe all this time I though I was a friendless loser because I'm stupid when actually I am REALLY smart hehe
>people in their mid 20s are old to me
Could you BE any more of a child? People at this age are literally at their physical peak. Let's meet so I can rip your spine out :)
>size
>size on disk
what did they mean by this?
*turns the heating on*
happy birthday lad
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
You're way too old for this site lad and you know it that's why you're getting arseblasted, it has passed you by completely, you're longing for the good old days. Grow up lmao, most of the people you talk to on here are under 22
Still scared of the dark at my age
Ridiculous and embarrassing
>have habit of eating dead skin on my body
>eat a bit now realise it had a weird texture
>find another bit on my body and it's a flea
I EAT FLEAS THANKS TO THE STUPID GIRL IM SEEING'S DOG
I just want to be a friendless loser. Is that too much?
happy birthday lad
Happy birthday you bellend
normal blown the flip out
People only follow football teams because it gives them a sense of achievement and belonging without actually doing anything
Prove me wrong
*flicks the lights on and off*
WooOOooOOOooo!! haha
wtf kind of wasp is awake at this time of night???
not going to kiss until i marry because i don't want herpes ;P
she doesn't want to take me back lads ha ha :^)
Nah it's just because some little shit thinks he can tell me what I should or shouldn't be doing. Shove it up your arse you little twat. Bet you still live with mummy. You opinion is literally worthless
You'll have to hit the books then laddo
Takes a lot of studying to be as successful and devoid of human contact as me
Explain this, atheists.
Any updates on Tim? I'm half expecting him to torch the building to get back at the dentist when he is evicted.
is getting married the most normie thing possible?
I'd probably have a nervous breakdown if I had a wedding
>This totally phony argument
NOT big and definitely NOT clever
More like shit the books because you're a yank who sharts all the time hahahahahahahahaha
I'd rather be a friendly sad loser than a bully ;-)
having sex
Haha you got me. Guess I'll go tell the other atheists we lost the game. Gg Christians
I wouldn't know who my best man would be and i doubt many people would come when I'm older
Yeah I still live with my parents because I'm 18 and still in college lol, the fact that you thought that was an insult leads me to believe that YOU still live with your mummy and you're deeply insecure about it ;)
Im 24 and I feel old
Yeah to get married you need a solid group of friends otherwise it'll just be sad and those who came will feel sorry for the bride and wishing they stayed home.
>tfw have to spend next week driving a fuel tanker 52 hours
I need a better job
something very sharp in my finger but I can't see or feel a splinter
hmm
Whenever I post in /brit/ I always imagine a really posh looking bong scowling at my post and adjusting his glasses, before typing "fuck off yank"
19 and i feel ancient
you're fr*cking prehistoric brotendo
I have that now, but I don't talk to them much
>tfw know instantly who my best man would be
>not even a shadow of a doubt about it
>best friends since primary school
>still best friends now
>speak almost every day
Good feel.
tfw 50 hours of going over paper work from other people, dotting i's and crossing t's
this wasp is still messing me about
RRRREEEEEEEE STOP IT!!
MUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
chew its fucking wings off
I'm 30, how do you think I feel?
Still quite young and healthy actually haha
happy birthday mate
i didn't buy anything but have this qt
i'll swap you
I didn't fucking respond to you.
you just did
AHA!!
That's funny I always picture some runty lower class English bloke
ohh haha yeah cool mate
*walks off to instigate a conversation with someone else*
>As an atheist, I believe-
Hold it right there.
I picture a cunty student on their phone/laptop while they'e at they piece of shit uni learning something stupid like software developer
Imagining these posts being read out in your nasally voice fills me with disgust.
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youtube.com
brap brap
I bet you're a riot at parties
>You need five years experience for this position
Exactly. I replied to you first thus exerting my dominance. Checkmate christards
*browses /x/*
Hmm yes very interesting
*Browses x's pantry drawer*
ah yes.
>parties