/cum/

he did nothing wrong edition

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who?

second for your man

second for your mom

good edition

eighth for your nan

sixth for the fantano

This post is for Jenna

tenth for your dad

Is it illegal to masterbate in a public restroom?

no.

rate me /cum/

11th for read it if you havent
washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/unabomber/manifesto.text.htm

Good question, I can't see why not
As long as you're in the stall of course

I'm a WASPQA lads
A white anglo saxon polytheistic queer-agnostic

*does the dishes*

Should I join my state's Defense Force? Not the National Guard, the actual state defense force

Will you show me your nudes then? :3

*puts the pounds in the trash can*

-10/10

What state?

...

youtube.com/watch?v=KCil-kLGkvc

I love his manifesto

boy you need some H2O

Best image on internet

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Guys, do 100 pushups with me to increase chances of gf

Oh I'm familiar with the song. I'm just wondering how you read my mind

The middle photos is literally him
Really makes you think

Realty want weed but don't want to be paranoid again

New York

If I told you I'd have to kill you

Goons on the phone right now

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really makes the neurons fire...

Just face ur fears

>goons

made a video of me fucking a chicken parm sandwich for you lads, screencap this post and wait two days. it will come and so did I

...

So why not provide some? How closed minded of you :P

Is it true that all lonely virgins are millionaires with cash flowing out of their pockets? How do I target and sell to this incredibly wealthy demographic?

Come up with a formula for a massively successful dating sim franchise.

>How do I target and sell to this incredibly wealthy demographic?
Put anime eyes on it

>still organizing files
>just shift+deleted my entire anime folder on accident

Watch anime! It's free! I mean just look at this no bf anime girl! Look at all the things she can afford because of no bf!

run an illegal website with torrents of japanese waifu simulator novel games that are translated into English

it's for the best, user

if you're doing research, it isn't

Just ate some top quality pasta made by chef Boyardee

How did you find this image of me

I wish this was covered in my school's sensitivity training. They aren't really taking my high libido into account. Sex is on Maslow's hierarchy of needs after all. Muslims have a prayer room. I need to be accommodated too. Honestly it's a disgrace that I am restricted to beating off in the men's room.

Fuck off our planet, you spacenigger

guess what this pic made me do

What do you lads think, should I backtrack to get back to Denver, or go through Flagstaff and Albuquerque?

giggle?

I hope they're not implying that a white hand is holding that gun.

I've won at least 3 long Sup Forums arguments tonight. Bow before me.

Shouldn't they be the same in the 1820s and 1700s?

Did it make you fap

whats up with Albuquerque

I don't know but I hate it's name

playing liquorsim buds

Congratulations!

What's going on here?

>Vietnam movie starts
>SOME FOLKS ARE BORN, MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
>OOOH THAT RED WHITE AND BLUE
Seriously?

thats a pretty good feel

please download my mod
u.pomf.is/updnrq.zip
cobra didn't want to put it in the alt modlist

>visit dad and stepmom out in the DEEP boonies
>sun goes down, leave and get in my car
>seeing all the stars and the milky way for the first time in months without light pollution

Goddamn peppermint men putting the black man down

It's comfy

I'm shooting blanks

>tfw no qt syrup sipping moose riding hockey playing tim horton's drinking beaver loving poutine eating igloo building northern lights watching canadian gf

Can someone help me get my shit together?

i prefer to have some competition for my crack den/liquor distillery

on a serious note, how is it that people can still claim that liquor isn't hands down the best factory in the game?

the city sucks

t. Flyover moo cow

No, do it yourself

it kinda sucks but its also salvation from the boredom of the boonies

>syrup
the most overrated shit ever

>moose
shit animal

>hockey
used to be good, now the NHL is just shit

>tim horton's
shittiness level: over 9000

>beaver
shitty fucking pest

wish we genocided those fucks back when we had the chance

>poutine
literally just a quebec meme

I don't even know why it's suddenly become popular outside quebec in the last few years, before that it was unheard of

>igloo
fun if you're a kid, otherwise shit. Building a proper igloo is way too laborious for what you get in return.

>northern lights
fun for the first 10 minutes, after that it grows old

T H R E A D T H E M E

m.youtube.com/watch?v=SiQPZRwSpqk

point is I want a CUTE CANADIAN GF

You just bashed your entire culture in one post

I actually saw Dick Dale in person at a state fair

was pretty rad,desu

He didn't mention cuckoldy there?

*invades*
*takes your liquor*
Nothin personnel kid

Lucky.
I unwittingly missed him several times.
Just never thought he'd possibly still've been playing.

I bashed what has become of Canadian "culture" in 2016, yeah. All we have now is seemingly irrelevant gimmicks and commercial logos stamped onto our identity (for example: Tim Horton's). But it didn't used to be this way. There used to be a real Canadian identity. Shame it's now completely and utterly dead for this sorry mess that some people dare to call a culture.

good luck i'm behind 5 daimyos

Is there traditional Canadian cousine?

I mean, even America has tricks up its sleeves, all I've heard about Canada is poutine and maple candy.

I wonder if you breaking into gp prematurely would fuck the boshin war events

it won't let me become a GP
like with Switzerland

how is your literacy already that high though?

>Is there traditional Canadian cousine?
Yeah, although it's pretty similar to the traditional cuisine you'll find in places such as New England (for obvious reasons). But all you hear about nowadays is "muh poutine" (which, again, is just a shitty quebec meme which doesn't even predate WW2) and Nanaimo bars (slightly more respectable, but still a post-WW2 meme).

I see those native totem poles as your culture too

That's it tho

i only have the one state, and i have shitloads of money because of the precious metal province to pay for education and administration. also japan has the highest literacy of any unciv
literacy will plummet once i unite japan

youtube.com/watch?v=DPL_SV3n7IU
need a cry

this might be too exploitative but you can pretty much just keep taking treaty ports and cutting china down to size, base your whole economy off of always having a bunch of reparation money from them.

Floyd is shit.

i'm gonna keep it historical. take korea and taiwan and do some comfy industrialization

are you the guy with schizophrenia?

CASCADIAN INDEPENDENCE NOW

NUKE COMMIEFORNIA AND SHITWEST

t. plebian who's only heard dark side or the Wall

rude