/balt + ausnz/

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Gay lol

xD

It's like nobody cares

im farting.

Any Hot Pockets fans here?

i am a janny haha

Frank's Hot Sauce? I like the cut of your jib, sir.

People eat this???

Im balt

/balt/ + /ausnz/?
More like /bant/ + /good friendz/

Do the Harlem Shake
doo doodoo doo doodoo doo

how can people be real if our eyes aren't real

Stop with bad low quality memes

thanks

Dr whom

Hey boys

pls b manawatu

hey spooky girl

The internet dropped out for about 10 mins and slowed down to 1 Mbps

And your thoughts?

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Here it just kicks out entirely for hours at a time.

I FUCKING HATE BEING A VIRGIN IN MY TWENTIES.

Is there any worse fucking feel than this? Being literally undesirable to everyone of the opposite sex. Never having experienced something so common in other people's lives. Being inexperienced at an age where you're expected to be good at it because you never got the practice anyone else did when they were younger.

And every year I'm just getting older. Older with no gf, no FWB, nothing regardless of whether it is casual or serious, and knowing so few of the opposite sex is in the same position. Knowing you'll never take anyone else's virginity even if you do manage to get lucky because some Chad took it a decade ago and she's been with a dozen guys since. It makes me feel sick. And each year it becomes less and less likely I'll meet a girl my age in the same position, who can empathise with me and be as nervous about it as I am.

Just fucking kill me. I'm done. I want to die.

met oo

t. 23

heh

Just go out to parties, pubs or whatever and take any lose slut.

don't care

If you can't get your dick wet here there is something wrong with you

Don't worry about it too much, just focus on building yourself up as a person. It'll be so much better in the long run!

hello boys, can you help me find a job that won't make me kill myself?

but why

I'm on the job search

And your thoughts?

Haha thanks

haha, well done friend

i work in a construction store
it's k

wtf

What are you good at? What kind of situations do you think you can handle and not handle?

t.want to help with ideas

Well I was a sales rep in the past, worked in B2B services for a bit then quit because my TL was a complete asswhipe. Finished Economics this year and thought about doing something with that, but even the thought of working in a bank makes me squirm. I'd rather do something related to HR or public relations, don't want to deal with clients anymore.

Oh I work with B2B stuff, but I guess working at a smaller comfy company is better than bigger ones. If you want something that doesn't require you to be active around people and so on. That would be working with warehouse storage stuff. The pay is decent and you get more if you get the truckcard and some other stuff.

what a dead shithole

thanks

>visit balt again
>it's still dead as usual
pffft, amma out of here.

thank fucking god

never come back

do not response to him

thanks

I guess I didn't get my point across that well. I love interacting with people, I just dislike sales in general. It's too rigid and monotone.

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Well then look into working with logistics.

Yeah, that thought went through my mind, guess time to check it out

why do I always feel like shit after waking up. Everything is good in the evening, good mood etc but in the morning its fucking nothing

haha good day lads sure is a good day innit eh mates lol

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Good luck!
When do you go to bed? What do you usually have for breakfast?
haha good day!

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lmoa how do you do my viking neigbor hahaha

cheers

ayy doing okay famalama, what's plans for today?

thanks

me plan is to shitpost all day and maybe wank too ROFL

thanks ;)

:DDDDD

*dreams of easter* :3

thoughts?

I also have nothing to contribute but want to participate

le fronce

I enjoy the taste of bread sticks and small green amphibians

Got banned from /vg/ lads :(

Ahaha someone snagged a pic of me today on the streets.

i'm not feeling so well lol
drinking theraflu

here's me haha

I get banned from there constantly for shitting up threads

Just reset ur router lmoa

>even Gedminid columns
what a madman

Uni internet, static IP. If I want to change my IP, I need to reset my MAC address and I get like 3 of those max before I need to email tech support and ask them to reset my log in so I can access the internet again. It's just not worth it lad, so it's only for emergencies.

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Happy Birthday, welcome to adulthood.

>phd in economics
>10/10 gf
>loving family
>stable income
>confidence
>a future

Those are just some of the things I will never have.

>another lazy self-loathing Lithuanian

I hope he kills himself asap desu

>pH 14
Get on my level

made instant noodles lmoa

thoughts?

Thanks

hey mate your welcome

cheers

why not instant real food haha?

giz a bite cunt

getting on your level would be pretty basic m8

Send me some rolltons please

>wake up to alarm
>accidentally miss the ignore button and press the snooze button
>wake up again after 5 minutes, scream a little bit
>turn off alarm and go back to sleep
Why does life have to be so fucking difficult.

What is the point of an alarm if not to alarm you?

[binks externally]

Neither will you, according to you bitching earlier in the thread.

I love the krinkler meme

I think the point is that I should wake up at the right time and not sleep in. I might be wrong tho.

ate some cheese too lol
*gives a bite*
*picks a zit on your face*
thanks
sent :)

>those are just some of the things I will never have
>neither will you

I beg your pudding?

*intercepts rollton shipment*

omnomnomnomnom :DDDD

Dude, that's really rude

I just wank for the sake of wanking now

sent sorry

what's that like?

It's just not what it should be tbqh

Almost the same here, but I stumbled upon some heavy smut and it was the greatest orgasm I have given myself ever.

same

same tbqh

Where'd you get this?

You ain't gettin' mah puddin', no sir-ee you ain't!

My internet dropped out AGAIN

Good night lads.

Hoping I get lucky and die unexpectedly in my sleep tonight.

Wish me luck.