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Islam Edition

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Get out. That's haram.

So isn't he going to get murdered by his father when people send pictures of him in drag?

not a fan of the old islam I must say

lol that bloke is wearing a dress. bit bent.

yes

dunno, i am thoroughly put off by the thought of some keith bikie cooking it up in some runtish shithole

It's not really his address, it was bait

h*ck yeah, that's the way m8ie

which course are you doing?

im a neet btw x

la illah ila allah

I'm sick of my job and my boss hates me.

Anyone here willing to pay me to be their housekeeper, wank them off and maybe the occasional blowy?

I live in Hitchin, Hertfordshire btw so near there is good.

REAL /brit/ THREAD

Good post akhi

figured.

how do you know?

autism

Anyone watch Our Girl last night?

*pole vaults over /brit/s moat*

Ay, lads

will be moving to this thread

Well done, lad. Aussies and other JFs shouldn't really be allowed to make /brit/ generals.

He left it stood in the middle of the pic, with the address perfectly aligned to show us it

It's obviously bullshit

fine, be a poof then

you're posting a paki thread, what the fuck is wrong with you traitorous cunts?

REAL BRITISH THREAD

you're in the wrong thread lads

Post arse

idk, it is pretty comfy in here...
muzzie aussies have shown me the light

coming back in 15 minutes

this thread autism war better be over by then

Hospitality. Wasn't anticipating on doing anything of the sort but I saw an employment agent and they suggested it as enrolment was just around the corner, which I went to on Tuesday. I don't have much experience/skills to put down on my resume and this course will allow me to put lots of things down.

It's little overwhelming 2bh, but I'm going to make an effort.

Actual medical autism

>tfw Britain will be 100% Muslim in your lifetime

ah yes thread wars fantastic

fucking mongs

I'll be back in half an hour when you're done

Free tits and arse in here, lads. Aussies and pakis out.

calm your farm

Bad edition

fuck off

>it's a paki suburb

No surprises

t. paki

Fuck off to prayers, shitskin

C*ptic detected.

things have just got more complicated with the girl that wants to be casual lads

...

wrong thread. we're all in here. pakis can stay here though.

janny confirmed rasheed

janny confimed paki

need a gf or a good friend that I can take to various national trust sites (have a membership)

BASED MODS

KUFFAR BTFO

Yes. I was joking though.

you sure about that mate

JANNY CONFIRMED FOR MUZZIE

LA ILAHA ILLALLAH MUHAMMAD RASUL ALLAH

janny confirmed rasheed hahaha

why are aussies trying to make /brit/ threads? leave it to actual brits, there's a reason we shipped you off to australia because everything you do is fucking dreadful

>Kuffar thread got deleted

ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRR

*sneezes on you*

Someone Must screenshot this for future

Morning lads

TAKBIR

why are you so angry, can always single your posts out

Egypt?

so do you like live in pyramids?

Allahu akbar

thoroughly autistic

don't care

t. BNP voting Little Englander

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe

>Icelandic education

Really hope you end up with a sweet gig man :)

Good on you for putting in the effort

Would you to see an Aussie on Best Gore.

Post your favourite nasheeds lads

youtube.com/watch?v=9xEzmdzPn4g

peace be upon u


first
let me say that ur question is soooooo nice and made me smile

second
as an answer for ur question ,
no dear
this was thousand of years ago
now Egyptians r ordinary people
wear like all people
live like all people live in , houses , appartments , and so

even there r cars , factroies and many advanced things
not soooo advanced to be specific like in the west , but at least fundamentals of advanse and progress is in Egypt

and by the way there r computers
and the evidence is my answer

:)
and to what belongs to greeting
it is by check hands
and if the persons know and love each other very well it may reach to hanging


:)

u r welcome

remember that time us anglos stuck together against those big euro meanies

a bit silly to think i was serious

so ill assume you were making a joke

Anyone want to be haram with me?

only see my friends when we go clubbing and they always leave early

Cheers lad x

Baby steps. Take it easy yourself.

How did he get blood on his shoulder?

youtube.com/watch?v=3WmMhircZOc

5 years ago lads

Roadmen on road

>clubbing

Haram. Enjoy the hellfire m8.

>get rid of headphone jack
>now have to buy apple's £160 wireless headphones
>that only last for 5 hours at a time

Fuckin mercenaries

i'm fucking livid this thread wasn't deleted

good post
I actually have a massive crush on this (half) egyptian girl and it makes me like egypt a lot more for some reason
weird that

is ribena the real puppet master? They way he had certain anons grovelling when he posts even false information is impressive. He got anons to hate him, and now he uses that hate for his own amusement.

he is a choppy guy

...

we you shouldn't because Egypt is a massive shit-hole.

i bet iceland sided with spain just because the UK sided with canada

haha

don't think you can lad, i don't post much just lurk while at work, i've just never seen a good /brit/ made by an aus

Fuck off ribena

Do you have a pass lad or are we not range-banned anymore?

Does anyone have the video/pics of the white guy who gave his jeans to the black guy.

I want to imagine I'm him and wank to it.

knowing you Codniggers you probably did

Just got through with a 2 hour fap session lads, my cock is like a peperami.

Don't le it get to you, Aussies will never be true Brits no matter how hard they try.

I'm not trying to a Brit. I'm a Muslim.

Is she Muslim or Christian?
Be really confident and just keep staring if she's still looking at you than she likes you. Look for signs. And than approach her, and ask her out. DONT Be SHY and stutter either.

Good Luck.
Ummm.. No. Do you realize how bad Egypt's economy is right now? People will do shifty stuff/take bribes/ whatever and that to earn a few extra pounds for their family. Egypt is going to be a great civilized country one day. After there is a president and stable and FAIR system of government...Egypt will rule this world. Great people, just gotta understand what kind of situation they are in right now.

On the xanax at work

yea it's weird because before it was just another middle eastern shithole but now it's more interesting maybe because she told me about it
and she also half spanish so it's all good

Business idea: All aussie posters itt get ready to make a new thread as soon as this one hits bump limit to annoy the brits

Thoughts?

remember when Richard Bacon got shit-canned from Blue Peter for doing loads of coke? funny stuff. Miss those halcyon days 2bh.

aussies are just brits left in the desert for a few hundred years
fuck off you cunt I bet I can single out everyone of your posts itt post something good instead

any new gimmicks lads?

business idea: don't do this so we don't end up with multiple threads

i'm more mad over the fact the majority of brits posted in this thread then the other one the paki cunts

range banned lad