Would you let him fuck your mom if it meant you could fuck any musician of your choice for 10 minutes?

Would you let him fuck your mom if it meant you could fuck any musician of your choice for 10 minutes?

yes

pretty sure my mom has already fuck Jay Z

as long as Jay-Z counts as a musician

Let's turn this question around: would you let your son fuck a poor, dirty, drug-ridden musician and throw away his future if you could have an affair Jay-Z in exchange?

Sky?

>son
Or better yet, your daughter. Wasn't thinking, sorry

anything for grimes
thhey'd toast after

im gonna steal the jewess from the ultimate jew, jay z can gave my mom

Yeah, but I'd have to talk my mom into it. She'd do anything for her baby boy tho

Uh, aren't we forgetting somebody's opinion here? I can't LET anybody have sex with my mom. That's my mom's choice, not mine.

Happy Mother's Day, mom.

wtf kind of life does grimes live.

>make beyonce mad
>gross hov out
>ruin my mum's mother's day
>get to lick any annie's feet
There is no downside to this

thanks son

>Wife puts him on blast for sympathy PR

Is Jay Z cucked, or was he the mastermind of this whole thing?

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The exact life that sheltered suburban white girls dream of living during their private high school years

I like girls

is that taytay? is she really six feet tall? thats almost giantess level desu

look at that ugly fucking mug, no woman would have sex with him, money is the only thing going his way, but that doesn't matter during sex

I would let him do it, then tell Beyonce about it so she divorces him, he would then get depressed and put out an album that's not shit

>10 minutes

i don't know if you've ever had sex, but in any realistic way its sort've impossible to go through it this fast in any satisfying way.......

i mean, maybe a 14 year old with a porno mag in his parent's bathroom...

Can I bring the musician back into her prime?

The thug life.

>mfw I'd cheat
>I wouldn't fuck Katy Perry, I'd just stuff my cock down her throat for 10 minutes and leave without paying
ALPHA AS FUCK

yes you may push your imagination to its wackiest and most horribly taboo fetish limits ........NO LIMITS, PICK A WHOLE BAND, GET FREAKY WOOO

>i don't know if you've ever had sex
of course not

Sex doesn't require finishing. That is also what makes the deal more interesting.

>implying you would last more than thirty seconds between Katy Perry's thighs

joke's on you, my mom already fucks black men

then yes

I'd do anything to fuck Nicki Minaj.

2 minutes is all i need

yes if it meant i get to spend the day with thom yorke

dont ever talk about my mom again

It's the only way my dream of a Gero 30 and Keiji Haino threesome could happen.

Gotta take one for the team, ma.

This fucking thread

yes I would for restored PJ

Hands off my wife pal. We're going through some things. She'll be back.

Like if he could approach my mom with the offer and somehow she accepted then I wouldn't give a damn and I'd get to fuck Marina.

I bet Jay-Z can actually arrange for this kind of stuff, tho', and that is quite the thought.