I for one welcome our new robot overlords

I for one welcome our new robot overlords.

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Keked so hard

EBIN KEKED SIDES TO ORBIT LEL

6 D.O.F. arm with rubber end effector

it' even easier than a handle, from an end effector perspective
t.mechatronic engineer

You sure about that?

one short circuit in any arm, one broken servo. one broken piston. one broken engine. these are neat, but the maintenance on these machines will be incredibly high. I guess they already do it for production lines though... so now these dogs just have to be productive.

That's nice and all but how long until we can fuck them?

Something needs to be done to stop these robots right NOW

Looks like CGI

Captcha of the future?

Is there more?

Why do you need all these motors, when you can buy quality silicone pussy?

>needs to have a specialized claw attached to even open a basic fucking door
Woow, so this... is the power of robots

How much is actually decision making and how much is an extremely specific hard programmed choreographed routine for that specific setup?

the point IS the motors user

Why not both?

>Why do you need all these motors
Just think for a second about what you're asking.

Imagine getting v& by a bunch of those robots

i'm scared Sup Forums

>has to have specialized digits attached to even open a basic fucking door
Woow, so this... is the power of humans

I think you mean to ask "how long until they can fuck us?"

>has to connect itself to the wall to even wake up
Woow, so this... is the power of robots

Don't break the law and you have nothing to fear.

what happens when robots start making laws themselves so fast that it's not possible to keep up with them

Don't break their laws and you have nothing to fear.

>yfw your workplace delegates penis inspection day to robots

Oh wow it's basic kinematics in action how wonderful

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You say that like you think a short circuit is likely to happen, or that the servos won't be overspecced for their intended use.
Of course, you're also the kind of retard that thinks a broken piston doesn't equate to a broken engine, or realize that these things run on electricity instead of fossil fuels and thus don't have engines.

>just moved into a new school
>it's said that this schools is very high tech
>penis inspection day approaches
>you would think they would have stopped this after so much time
>they engineered specialized robots to check the student's dicks
>if you don't pass, the robot doesn't let you go

Mechanical augmentations when?

When they decide to make them.

How would it handle a door that opens with a keypad code, or by swiping a card?

neither. it would be programmed with the access code, and transmit it just before racing for the knob

What the fuck still uses magstripe cards for access? Every place i've worked has been RFID style. The only place I can think i've ever seen them are the ATM lobbys in banks, and even then they'll accept any card with a mag stripe.

so, never. or "in 10 years" for next 50 years ?

In a capitalist world, that means "when they can make money off it". They may be capable of doing it already, but fuck you if you lost your leg in an accident, all that matters is money.

how do you know this is not already the case?

what about a LOCKED door?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????