Pitchfork Predictions

>What it deserves

>What it'll get

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It will get 9.5

>>What it deserves
>10.0
>>What it'll get
>10.0

Deserves: 9.58
Will get: 9.34

>9.3
>8.3

Deserves a 6, will get a 7.5

I'd say anywhere between 1 and 10

Deserves 9.5
Will get 8.7

Deserves: 6.5
Will get: 9.3

>3

>10, literally just because it's radiohead

>10

>10

das it senpai

i think it deserves a 9 or above, and i think it will probably get it. i'm predicting a 9.3. they might also give it a 10 to boost page views just cus.

the real question is what Fantano will think of it, and i honestly think he will give it a light 9/strong 8 as well.

i think people can tell it's very good, but only time will tell how good it is.

whatever it gets, it's going to be interesting to see how it affects the rym score

fantano will give it a 10
He doesn't want to, but he will

It deserves not to be narrowed down to a fucking number that cringy teens make memes and cry about for weeks to come.

I wish this oblivious and super lazy way of narrowing downs albums worth into an arbituary number would stop.

>8.3
>8.3
feel free to screencap 'cause I'm right

he'll give it a strong 9 but i doubt it'll be a 10.

hell, i haven't even heard the album yet but just knowing anny banany i'm confident in my prediction.

Yeah but that's what humans like to do with everything, at it is oddly satisfying/infuriating to see objectification of something completely subjective

>What it deserves
8.5

>What it'll get
9

Sup Forums might not be the place for you if this bothers you so much

>What it deserves
9.3

>What it'll get
Sadly a dull 8.5

They've given perfect 10s to worse albums than this. It should and probably will get above a 9.

>What it deserves
9,7-10

>What it'll get
8,4 - 9,0

>8.5
Actually, 9, I just listened to Present Tense again and I really liked it.

>deserves 10
>will get 9.6 because all members are unbearably white

It's not radical or experimental enough to deserve a serious definitive statement so it's gonna be like the review of the new Beyonce album. It will get a high safe grade like 9.3 and BMN and the entire review will just be a description of the album covering all of the bases but not offering any actual criticism.

That way if it's remembered as a classic in 5 years they can point to their high grade and BNM to still seem relevant and if it's instantly forgotten it can be "another worthwhile effort from a legendary band."

COVER ALL BASES has been the P4K model the last year or two. Write reviews that offer no criticism or substance so the site can seem "right" no matter how it all turns out.

Since they're probably rating both James Blake and Radiohead this week, one will get an undeservedly low score (7 something?) and the other will get a 9.5.

8.0 without BNM

this album is at the very least a 9

>9.8
>4, because straight white males

This album is going to get a 6-7.5 no matter what it deserves. Pitchfork can look edgy as long as it appears indifferent to old, established artists like Radiohead.

Jonny is a transgender woman though?

After the first two singles, I was ready for the disappointment. The 5.0 out of 10.

Turns out, the two singles don't really go with the rest of the album at all and are the two weakest songs on the album.

Aside from the two singles it'd be a 10/10.

Deserves: 7.1

Will Get: 8.0

>Deserves: 8.0
>Gets: 9.2

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>7.7
>7.9

P4K is probably self-conscious about giving Radiohead 10s now, especially cause they have a reputation for cringy Radiohead reviews (see the laughably sincere Kid A review from Brent DiCrescenzo).

P4K only gives high ratings to hip-hop albums now, see

that was actually a very interesting and insightful review

deserves 7.8
will get 9

fuck off Brent

9.0
9.2

go away Brent that thing was cringe

What it deserves
2 dollars
What it'll get
a dollar

9.0

8.8

jews

8.5

9.3 - 9.5

Deserves: 7.8
Will get: 9.2

So I just got through the first two tracks. It's okay so far, not really blown away or anything though.

8.9
8.8

Am I the only Radiohead fan who thinks this is one of their worst?

>What it deserves
10.0
>What it will get
7.6

Deserves: 9.6
Gets: 8.4

I'm really sad that a minority of people isn't in love with this. Fuck, it's great.

Accurate

Deserves 9.2
Will get 7.2, docked points for being too bourgeois and white

Deserves a 3. Anyway, most p4k bnm is a 2. But there are no black persons on this one so it will get an 8.6 bnm.

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You're right.

If this gets a worse score than Nothing Was the Same I will cleave Ryan Dombal's testicles from his body with a paper cutter

Give it some time. No way you'll not love it.

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