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kek

FIRST FOR BULLDOZER WANK

can't spell thrash without trash amirite?

okay, but there is a very notable difference between the 0000 riffs of a band like razor and a band like slayer

sure, no one is arguing against that

they sound so shit on that album though, doesn't help that the music is garbage too

What do you guys think of Death Devil?
youtube.com/watch?v=zH6hjXElvqg

What's the falsest thing you've ever heard someone say?
for me
>"post black is good"
Needless to say he was thrashed on the spot, texas style of course

so is this for real or no? All of your posts sound like memes

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>''burning churches was wrong''
of course I threw him down the stairs straight on to a lamp

>"post black exists"

>metal is good

Everytime I'm reminded of post black I want to chuckle, I can't believe such a failure of a genre actually exists

>sonic-tier band goes slow for once in the album
>still drops 10/10 riff
17:48
youtube.com/watch?v=KZc1qAFCMyA

STILL LOOKING FOR EUROPEAN ALTERNATIVES FOR HELLSHEADBANGERS

YOU CAN'T TELL ME ALL OF YOU BUY FUCKING BAND SHIRTS WHERE THE PRICE IS 50% SHIPPING

Right? She also loves the Bee Gees. Women are not renowned for their logic and consistency.

>EUGH AUGHHHG RRHGHHG RRGHGHGHRGHRG EEUUGGHAAHGH

What did he mean by this?

"I don't like pussy ass faggot metal"

Fear Of Tomorrow is the best Artillery album.
Chris Barnes>Corpsegrinder
Most OSDM classic albums are mediocre, especially the european ones.
Though I don't think they are bad, I don't get all the hype surrounding Coroner and would never consider them among the best thrash bands.

post-grindcore coming through
youtube.com/watch?v=AcQG056dmFU

GOAT imo

chris banres is only good when he was live and on the bleeding. Otherwise he's just a dime a dozen growly dude that you can 90% of the time not understand

there is literally nothing wrong with post-black metal

prove it

soft cornflakes > crispy cornflakes

i actually forgot that his performance on eaten back to life was pretty dank.

>Fear Of Tomorrow is the best Artillery album.
how in the fuck is this even possible?

Mastodon never made a bad album

tried in the last thread with no replies..

what do you guys think about lord worm's new band? his vocals are insane imo

>

>I don't get all the hype surrounding Coroner
Glad I'm not the only one.

...

>thrash is good
kek, just imagine an adult saying that

God damn, Revenge is fucking boring.

ZERO groove, ZERO impact, ZERO momentum, ZERO dramatic structure, ZERO driving force and ZERO buildup.

I'm gonna say it: REVENGE DOES NOT MAKE VIOLENT MUSIC. IT DOES NOT MAKE ANGRY MUSIC. IT DOES NOT MAKE HATEFUL OR GRIM OR BRUTAL MUSIC. IT BARELY EVEN MAKES MUSIC.

REVENGE IS SO BLAND IT ALMOST PROVES HHH'S THEORY OF THE HAPTIC VOID RIGHT.

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Filosofem is my favourite Black Metal album

Sounds like you're just a pussy and can't handle the intensity.

Fact: only the last minute of this record is actually noteworthy and beautiful. The rest is just kind of nice and chill.

Violet Cold remains undefeated as the apex of fairy BM.

>Violet Cold remains undefeated as the apex of fairy BM.
and yet i will never listen to it

There's no intensity it just sound like a baby's rattle with distortion over it.

He's so false that he can't discern incredibly down-tuned guitars.

>not listening to post-atmo euphoric ambient fairy bm

I don't mind Corpsegrinder vocals, I think he does a competent job, but losing Barnes' lyrics had a big impact on CC.
Chris Barnes is one of the greatest DM lyricists IMO. He could write some seriously disburbing stuff that didn't sound like the generic gory lyrics often found in DM. Force Fed Broken Glass still makes me cringe whenever I hear it.

it's pretty bad desu.

Megadeth is the best of the big 4 and Peace Sells is the best thrash album of all time still

I disagree with those points but you are right

>Megadeth is the best of the big 4
true
>Peace Sells is the best thrash album of all time still
I wouldn't call it the best thrash of all time, but it's probably the best album of the big 4.

you have to be 18 to post here

funny and witty

but thrash easily has the most immature audience in metal, what are you on abut?

hilarious and original

No album can be called the "best" of anything when they have Mustaine's appalling vocals on them.

Then how are you posting

amusing and insightful

Post-metal is good

informative and entertaining

Only three albums compare imo

Swallowed In Blackness - Sadus
Agent Orange - Sodom
Epidemic of Violence - Demolition Hammer

Peace Sells has the most memorable riffs and hooks all the way through, but it doesn't hit the same peaks as those other three imo. Wake Up Dead and Good Mourning/Black Friday are GOAT tier though.

simply astonishing

anyone listened to this? thoughts?

you have to be 18 to post here

DO YOU REMEMBER "FASCIST WHORE"?
IN MY ASS
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
DO YOU REMEMBER
THIS SONG?
WHEN SHE SODOMIZED ME?
WHEN SHE SODOMIZED
MY ASS?
DID YOU LIKE IT?
DID YOU LIKE IT?
DO YOU WANT MORE?
DO YOU WANT MORE?
KINKY WANKER
FUCKING KINKY WANKER
FUCKING WANKER
FUCKING KINKY WANKER
FUCKING KINKY WANKER FUCKING KINKY WANKER
IN MY ASS
IN YOUR ASS
IN THEIR ASS
IN ALL THE ASSES
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>metal
you have to be 18 to post here

No you don't.

I also think it's an excellent album, Mustaine was ahead of his peers in both songwriting and technicality. It's one of the greatest american thrash albums of all time.
Wouldn't have a spot in my top 5, but probably in the top 10 though. Definitely in the top 15.

>caring about lyrics in death metal
wew lad

also: youtube.com/watch?v=3-qd_fm7Pco

The biggest sell-out in true doom

god damn chris barnes sounds bad

ok, let's here why you say so

>sell-out
wew

It has exactly two things going for it:
Saint Vincent's warped dissonant guitar lines, and the extremely memeworthy masturbatory buttsex drum solo on the last track.

SODOMY PASSION
SODOMY PASSION
SOOOODOOOMYYYY
SODOMY
YOU LIKE IT
YOU LIKE IT
YOU LIKE EYOUELOTYSO SO DO MYYYYY
SOOOODOOOMYYY
HUH
SODOMMYY
LISTEN, LISTEN DSOOODOOOMY
I SAID SOOODOMY SOODOMY

If we're talking purely speed metal would that change your positioning.

well it says so on the album cover

Probaly yes. Never thought about my favorite speed metal albums so I don't know what albums I'd remove or add to the list.

banti

I will never understand the hype behind this album
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Rust In Peace is the GOAT commercial Speed Metal album. To me, Painkiller is speed metal as well.

I just peed a little
metal for this staggering feel?

he has some of filthiest vocals out there
>4:58
wew lad
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definitely this
The main dude behind the project is called NECROPISS.
So that's fitting.

Why is it so great?
Why haven't I been able to find anything better?

Fuck me can't even post the cover

When did /metal/ start listening to metal and how did it happen?

this morning someone showed me a band called deafheaven

>be 7
>sister is listening to linkin park loud
>think
>"hey this is pretty good not cringe at all"

I started listening to metal outside of big 4 thrash, metalcore and nu-metal in 9th grade. Was just a natural progression once I discovered At the Gates. Then throughout high school I spent about 6 months on each subgenre of metal. That was 10 years ago, I just mostly listen to black metal now.

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Please verify my patrician tastes /metal/

Yeah you're pretty patrician

confirmed!

>be cyberpunk obssessed teenager
>listen to Fear Factory
>''nice''
>listen to a random Slayer album
>''damn son this brvtal as fuck''

>be 6 or 7 or like that
>discover that electric guitars make the coolest sound
>roll with it

same, how can bleeps even compete

I was bored and wrote a riff for you guys
Listen or go to hell you false faggots

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My father always listened to glam rock and heavy metal, my mother listened to mostly punk and david bowie.
I rolled with that until I was pretty much 14 where I discovered hip hop, listened to metal and hip hop, stopped listening to hip hop at 16.listened to stuff like at the gates and soilwork, get into hip hop again for three months after i turned 17, only metal since then

i am honestly disgusted by my hip hop self though

I CANT HEAR YOU

by adding a bass controller and overdrive, obviously
have you never listened to death industrial?

I should also add that within those three months after I turned 17 claimed to "hate metal", which is the part I am kind of embarrassed about whenever someone asks