Alright guys

Alright guys.

I don't need to see this video. Bit I have to know. What bedroom act is so off putting that mkes yacht this scared of people seeing their sex tape?

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thepiratebay.se/torrent/14569082/yacht_sex_tape_2016
fuck.teamyacht.com
pitchfork.com/news/65358-yacht-selling-sex-tape-after-it-leaked-online/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

I mean look at them

...

the bedroom act where it keeps people talking about them so that they can try to regain some relevance

Its probably pegging....

dude im 99 sure they released this tape to make ppl talk about them
nobody goes out of their way to talk about a sex tape nobody can find

Came to Sup Forums for the first time in months to get some info on this...

anyone?

where can we see this?

Its on pirate bay, allegedly. Hahaha

thepiratebay.se/torrent/14569082/yacht_sex_tape_2016

>2.37mbs

I'm scared

im not sure about it.
legit?

I don't know, I'm not gonna risk it though...

not worth the download.

What was it??

CONFIRMED:

>Hi everyone. We’re deeply touched by the overwhelming support you’ve shown us. This is an uncomfortable and pretty bizarre situation for us to be in, but it’s made better by the evidence that we have fans like you.
Since this happened we’ve been researching sex tapes. It shouldn't have come as any surprise that Pamela Anderson never saw a dime from the tape she filmed with Tommy Lee, and Paris Hilton lost a court battle with the man who leaked their private video. We’re not as savvy as the Kardashians, but something occurred to us this morning: we could try and distribute the video directly to you ourselves. Lemonade?

>This video is out there now. We can’t change that. But we can try to be “as YACHT as possible” about it and take some kind of ownership over what has happened. So we’re asking you one thing: if you feel like you 100% have to see this tape, don’t stream it on some tube site, or download a torrent. Instead, we beg of you to download the video, Louis C.K.-style, directly from us.

>Huge thanks to our friend Daniel Bogan for cobbling this site together last night, and to the people that make free tools and easily accessible platforms like Let's Encrypt, Bootstrap, and Stripe that made it much less painful. At the very least we can laugh about this URL:

>fuck.teamyacht.com

fuck.teamyacht.com

They released it themselves and are selling it for $5

unbelievable

>We’re not as savvy as the Kardashians

That or literal cucking

This is the most >current year thing I've seen in the current year

finally they are making the future cool

>tfw media sources are figuring out the best way to write articles on this

Unreal

>Luis C.K style

Meme magic

>current

didn't Screech do this shit in the mid-00s?

Also, fully-fucking-orchestrated -- the torrent was posted this morning. They mention the website was put together last night.

Bullshit.

well, given that their fans are EATING THIS SHIT UP on their FB page ... the comment section SJWs will be locked and loaded on p4k, stereogum, etc long before this even gets reposted to tumblr over and over

can we get a link to it streaming?

...

I ain't buying this story for a second.

They know exactly what they're doing. If this isn't marketing I'd be fucking shocked.

This all seems shady as fuck.

SOMEONE LEAK IT I'M DYING FOR A WANK

quads demand it

...

pop music has finally crossed over into being pure pornography. i'm ok with this

this
people need to drop the pretense that most popular media and products aren't all about fucking, then this'll be typical and the arts can focus on other shit, even in the sphere of pop culture

LEAK IT DEAK

so who's gonna share it?

anyone know if this is up on what yet?

"in a week" - deak

a field recording of it from bandcamp is

that torrent doesnt work. its a broken .mov that glitches at the beginning and then cuts to black.

So, who is going to pay the $5 and upload it to torrent sites?

so they couldn't even fake-release a working file to justify their FLASH SALE 2 hours later?

fucking amateurs

i guess not

unless there is another place where this was uploaded and thats what theyre referring to

in the broke file you can hear a voice that might be claires and the sound of a camcorder maybe shifting

the colors are also all green from nightvision

this is the most desperate thing ive ever seen someone do

ive seen the video and im uploading it somewhere where you can see it for yourselves in a few minutes

it's pretty short and not especially hot, a lot of blurry bullshit to be honest

the dyke looking woman just keeps on sitting on his face probably as part of some kind of domination thing, then, and I assume this is the part they think is kinky, the guy says "GIVE ME THE JUICE" and she starts pissing on him but it's like a dribble and not a proper spraying, then the camera cuts and it's just him in a blindfold, and then the woman invites in this black guy and she's like "jerk him off NOW" and this guy is jerking off this black guy and he's like "uhhh nyeah nigguh", then she's like "you big sissy, now listen as the bull gives me what I need". Then the black guy starts giving her devastatingly brutal anal, balls deep real savage, and her boyfriend is like half erect but barely keeping it up, then the camera cuts out.

ive seen the video and im uploading it somewhere where you can see it for yourselves in a few minutes

it's pretty short and not especially hot, a lot of blurry bullshit to be honest

the dyke looking woman just keeps on sitting on his face probably as part of some kind of domination thing, then, and I assume this is the part they think is kinky, the guy says "GIVE ME THE JUICE" and she starts pissing on him but it's like a dribble and not a proper spraying, then the camera cuts and it's just him in a blindfold, and then the woman invites in this black guy and she's like "jerk him off NOW" and this guy is jerking off this black guy and he's like "uhhh nyeah nigguh", then she's like "you big sissy, now listen as the bull gives me what I need". Then the black guy starts giving her devastatingly brutal anal, balls deep real savage, and her boyfriend is like half erect but barely keeping it up, then the camera cuts out.

BALLS DEEP NIGGA

ive seen the video and im uploading it somewhere where you can see it for yourselves in a few minutes

it's pretty short and not especially hot, a lot of blurry bullshit to be honest

the dyke looking woman just keeps on sitting on his face probably as part of some kind of domination thing, then, and I assume this is the part they think is kinky, the guy says "GIVE ME THE JUICE" and she starts pissing on him but it's like a dribble and not a proper spraying, then the camera cuts and it's just him in a blindfold, and then the woman invites in this black guy and she's like "jerk him off NOW" and this guy is jerking off this black guy and he's like "uhhh nyeah nigguh", then she's like "you big sissy, now listen as the bull gives me what I need". Then the black guy starts giving her devastatingly brutal anal, balls deep real savage, and her boyfriend is like half erect but barely keeping it up, then the camera cuts out.

mildly patrician taste in fetishes it seems

I'm dying

this is hilarious

of course the guy is a cuck

thanks for your hard work.

in a dark place right now so this will lift my spirits

>GIVE ME THE JUICE

There's a 0% chance this is true

>you will never have sex with this pumpkin
fug
you'd be surprise

Sounds like bullshit but I wouldn't be surprised if Yacht are cucks.

Nice try propping up your own fake "viral" sex tape and roping in your dumb celebrity friends. You have completely ruined your credibility after this desperate stunt.

WHEN IS SOMEONE GOING TO UPLOAD THE GODDAMN THING TO A TORRENT SITE?

you first

I don't have $5, I'm poor. :^(

watching right now, better than radiohead album so far

GIVE ME THE JUICE

I second this

Tried to dl from teamyacht, paid $5, did not receive link due to "server overload". Is this a scam, or has anyone ACTUALLY seen it?

sure thing

>complains about not making enough money with music
>sex tape leaks
>5 bucks to watch

are people this dumb?

Waiting for it to become BNM at p4k

>did not receive link due to "server overload".
Holy shit, what if it turns out there isn't a sextape and this whole thing is just a scam?

100% Yacht are replying to this thread.
Since youre here: why not think about making good music, that actually resonates with people, rather than trying web-stunts which will get you articles but completely ruin your relationship with your fans, and distract from your actual music. Your pathetic hoax is not working.

i-is there a thread on one of our other boards for this?

Someone should make a thread on one of the porn boards or Sup Forums.

>pissing and cuck shit are patrician

neo-Sup Forums everyone

Pegging for sure

Still no link?

what a bullshit if it's a scam really, I would've paid but I didn't find the girl attractive at all and I haven't heard of them before

Its a hoax to promote their lack of talent.

Kek

IT WAS JUST POSTED IN THE SHARETHREAD

How cuck tier do you think the dude's fetishes are?

"Uuhh nyeah nigguh"
My sides

Link it

Better than Radiohead

Link pls

No it wasn't

its a scam to make money for their album
you goofs
its so fucking obvious

Is this even official? This could be some dude just stealing credit card info under the guise of being a sex tape.

there is a video. their servers just weren't ready for the demand. holy shit, back off conspiracy theorists

pitchfork.com/news/65358-yacht-selling-sex-tape-after-it-leaked-online/

These niggas ugly. Who even wants to see her fist in his butthole?

Your hoax failed. :(

I didn't even hear about the sex tape until they started selling it, so good publicity for them!

also, it's hilarious how people think that the ones posting, have to be involved somehow. like, you think i'm a member of yacht or something, despite MOST people not giving two shits about Sup Forums lol

>it probably wasn't available until they started selling it

Hi jona

To be fair, this thread showed up pretty high on search results when I was googling the tape earlier

This is A+ marketing. Yea pop culture

Nobody is interested in a "sex tape" between 2 hipsters in a mediocre band. There's no controversy to it. This is a desperate attempt to drum up articles. Good luck!

yes, and i'm sure they're sitting on their computers all day, scrubbing through anonymous image boards. come the fuck on

Haha. Of course you are, you dumb fucks.

If you've ever hung out with Jona you'd know he's actually looking down at his stupid iPhone like 90% of the time

that's what i do, so i don't see why they (you) wouldn't

if y'all wanna be tin foil hat-wearing pieces of shit, i won't share this torrent then. just know that you're wasting your fucking time on this trash fire website.

if the vid really had been leaked before they posted it, where in the hell was it posted? because I sure as hell didn't see anything, unless it was posted on some obscure torrent site from africa that no one has ever gone to.

if they were really trying to make watching it safe, they wouldn't be selling the video. it would be up for free. they are obviously trying to take the moral high ground to justify putting it up for purchase. whats so bizarre about this is the fact they even felt the need to actually respond to this. when we had the fappening happen i dont think many celebs were selling the rest of the pics. obviously this is them lying and selling the video, and a pretty damn bad one at that, to be honest. why would you even say we like weird sex stuff unless you were trying to draw attention and publicity.