Who's your valentine Sup Forums ?

Who's your valentine Sup Forums ?

You are.

You are.

(You) are.

My waifu.

are you?

You are.

You are not

My ball and chain is 3 PCs, 4 laptops, and tablet.

Happy valentines day to you to user

My left hand

Nice, I'm with my right hand. Where did you meet?

Many years ago, when i was a kid and horny, she appeared to calm my urges.

thanks for reminding me to try nofap

my faggot boyfriend's 16-core edick

just fap without porn, use your mind or your dick will fail with girls in real life.

t. victim of that shit

>Girls in real life
>Unironically taking the 3Dpill
Disgusting

>FOXCONN

not tech related

fuck off weeb

>or your dick will fail with girls in real life
No, that's just because you're circumcised and have developed death grip because of your insensitive calloused penis. Either restore or deny yourself pleasure for months to cum like a normal human being.

But he's right, faggot.

>or your dick will fail with girls in real life
partially this

I'm not jew, my dick is complete, and yes, i have porn ed.

>muh cummies

Beer

how the fuck do i get a qt Sup Forums bf

>not taking the full stack

>We are a service focused on privacy.
>Give us your personal phone number or you can't use this.

K.

No, you are.