EUROVISION 2016 semi 1 - thread 3

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first we have to sit through some modern dance propaganda

12points to isis

Are you triggered m8?

UK

I'm still seeing a long skit involving interviews

edgy

Dance is the worst fucking "art". Goddamn.

>dedicated to refugees
>not a nasheed
absolutely halal

kinda, yeah
there's going to be a dance of "grey people"

>tfw the power of dance is teaching me about the plight of refugees around the world.

WO BLEIBEN EURE TRUPPEN?

france gall

My Faves:
1. Austria
2. Malta
3. San Marino
4. Finland
5. Hungary

apparently the russian guy is gay but u kno its illegal in ruski so he hasnt come out

Truly spoken like someone who can't dance and has probably embarrassed themselves trying.

Who are you hyped for tomorrow Sup Forums?

same with estonian guy

Hes Ukrainian

do you think the muslims are going to wait for the finale to attack?

I hope
Best finale ever

Take a chill

Fucking dance interlude has better music than 80% of the entries

Why would they attack when they are churning out propaganda like this for them?

>do you think the muslims are going to wait for the finale to attack?
oy vey i didnt even think about that

>4. Finland
>5. Hungary
Weird

Ukraine are the second favourites to win

edgy

>Hungary
literal trash

other than that good taste

>instead of actuallly helping people we are going to dance around and then wash our faces pls clap xD

not even bismuth has that many edges

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>can't dance

Everyone can dance

some of you kuffar are alright, don’t go to the semi-finale tomorrow

To be fair, Ukraine has the most Partrician song this year.

1 San Marino
2 Russia
3 Azerbaijan
4 Iceland
5 Armenia

>Everyone can dance
nobody can dance, that's the secret

Leter with Jools is on in a bit, watch that instead

Nah man, you ever seen white people?

1.Croatia
2.Island
3.Cyprus
4.Hungary
5.Malta

>Spain singing in English
>Seems like a good song

Dangerous, they might actually win

IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO SAY SORRY

Racist

Am I crazy, or does Sweden's song sound a lot like Justin Bieber's Love Yourself?

>Swedish entrant looks chink
>Is actually a quarter african

Sweden is catch&release rip off

my thoughts exactly

Douwe Bob masterrace

Also Hungary and Moldova are great

one waifu is in

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!

>Netherlands, Croatia and Hungary through
3 shit ones in already

WAT ZEG JE OVER NEDERLAND KANKERJONG?

Hungary wasn't shit

HOLLANTI

BOB

Wasn't good either

>Netherlands shit
Commit sudoku please

EI FINAALIA EI TORIA

Estonia nooo

All bets on Iceland

>Smallest countries fail to get through

Such a fucking scam

>no moldova

Wut

>No Iceland

Malta is fucking huge indeed

Best countries don't go through ok.

SAN MARINO FFS

wuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh?????????????

a lot of prime waifus made the cut

Czech Republic in the final for the first time.

Ok that was enough plebness for today see ya thursday Sup Forums

They were bad and on early

So strange
They had a good entrant last year too that failed to get through

Generally speaking, the countries failing to get through were quite small

Big countries that were shit did get through

well that's it everybpdy, see you in two days

Fucking bribed their way in, their song was weak

Who votes for shit like cyprus? worst song by far.
San Marino should have gone into the finale.

She had good voice

netherlands was the only song with somebody who could actually sing. i dont like the music but still its better than most stuff there was.

Iceland by all accounts should have gone in and lost only because of bribery and retardation.

to be honest Russia winning could be the worst thing that would ever happen to Eurovision and its fans.

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There's some kind of new voting system this year, but we'll have to wait until after the whole contest to see the numbers.

I dunno, if Russia wins all of western Europe might troll them by only sending gay singers.

funny thing is that the guy for russia is a closeted gay dude

How does anyone know, since he's closeted?

this isn't about being a reddit using sjw, I live in Russia and knowing what could happen to people if they even wave an lgbt flag like they have been often throughout Eurovision... people get beaten up and imprisoned for it.

Fucking Finland. Why did we choose Sandhja to go to the ESC? Idiots.

Saara Aalto would have been much better:
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i'm slavic and gay, got some contacts

>funny thing
Russia's army is notorious for being the gayest army in all of Europe, if not the entire world. The whole country is one huge ironic joke.

Hungary was pretty funny at least, the guy sounded constipated. Being Dutch and seeing people actually root for that dull, drab Bob Dylan-worshiping nobody that we sent pains me.

Who's rooting for Cyprus here? They're the only act that went on to finals and actually entertained me, mostly because they are terrible in all the right ways.

Cyprus was okay, I hope Austria wins. Douwe is lame

I was pulling for San Marino

None of the remaining acts are "special"