YOU listened to tonnes of albums in the hopes that your knowledge will impress girls...

YOU listened to tonnes of albums in the hopes that your knowledge will impress girls. CHAD has never listened to a full album and he gets girls WET without talking to them.

YOU listen to music when walking outside while awkwardly trying to make eye contact with girls in the hope that they'll give you a concrete sign to talk to them or, in your daydreams, they'll talk to you. CHAD has dozens of matches from local college girls on Tinder, ALL of them craving him.

YOU study history, philosophy, economics, and politics in order to obtain wisdom and a logical framework that lets you powerfully analyse any idea or person. CHAD hasn't even realised that W and H.W. are different people yet he uses his charm to beat you at job interviews, the workplace, and outshines you in the unstructured domain of social situations, especially the SEX-MARKET that is modern night clubs.

YOU pay attention to your diet while maintaining a structured weightlifting routine that results in your 4 plate squat, which garners you zero attention. CHAD goes to the gym infrequently yet has bigger arms than you, a lower body fat, and makes girls SALIVATE over him.

YOU weren't on the top of the social heirarchy formed within the unique and non-repeatable high school experience, which permanently branded you with disapproval from girls who didn't care about you when they were at their most authentic. CHAD was craved in high school by dozens of girls with FRESH pussies, which only solidified his incredible high school experience and optimistic outlook on life.

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damn

I am Chad.

Pls go r9k

>YOU listened to tonnes of albums in the hopes that your knowledge will impress girls.

wrong, stopped reading there.

ok

but I listen to a lot of albums because i like albums

prove it

>without talking to them.
that is useful

>Not being gay and wanting to be fucked by a Chad
>2016

What are you, homophobic?

HoW DOES CHAD KNOW WHEN IM AT THE GYM SO HE CAN BUY PIZZA

reply to this post and you'll get a qt gf by the end of this year

no

I fucked your gf while you were busy wanking over your 200gram audiophile vinyl collection and Grimesposting on Sup Forums.

>t. Chad

Hi

Actually, Chads aren't dumb. They're typically peak intelligence, as is required for the alpha male to maintain his role. Betas have to struggle to learn philosophical concepts and have existential crises while Chad has already solved life's issues at 16.

those guys are pretty perfect

not even gay

>perfect

Those are average at best in most women's eyes.

I don't know, man. The Chads in my neck of the woods are typical meatheads with nothing going for them but their height and physique. If one of them ends up a successful entrepreneur, an acclaimed writer or a doctor, I'd be genuinely surprised.

Bb

good thing im not a woman then

HURR DURR /FiT/ SAYS CHAD EATS PIZZA

Well my names not chad but I eat pizza too. With my 6'2" 180# FRAME and perfect FACE

Well, chad works out and goes out and does stuff.

I do neither.

thanks

>YOU listened to tonnes of albums in the hopes that your knowledge will impress girls

no

>YOU listened to tonnes of albums in the hopes that your knowledge will impress girls
nice projection bud

Meme magic

this is kinda true. most of the alphas I know, while aren't super smart, have at least above average intelligence and are seeking degrees in STEM fields

Having discovered Super Eurobeat, I have no need for carnal pursuits such as sex. I have ascended to the next stage of being a human being.

>6'2"
>180lbs
fatty detected

while CHAD GETS LAID
IM SHIT POSTING ON Sup Forums
BETA MAN UPRISING

please stop

>studies history, philosophy, economics, and politics
>most pressing and interesting concern is how to get laid by unlikable people who do not share your interests

>gf
I'll take a bf tho
or even a gf with a benis

reply

better not be lying to me user

>This one guy keeps making "Chad" threads for months in an attempt to try and repIace "bro" on /fit/

>lt's faiIing horribIy there so he spreads it to /r9k/

>lt's faiIing horribIy there so he spreads it to Sup Forums

You are IiteraIIy autistic bro

Dubs confirms

if dubs i get gf

I thought Chad started on /r9k/

lets hope

please :(

MOPEWMNOCUIJWNI

Appreciate it senpai

reported

Elliot? I thought you died

browsing /his/, /lit/, /biz/ and Sup Forums counts as studying right

let's hope so
i've been feeling lonely

Can this meme magic make me break up with my gf easier, one of you guys can have her

Lets gooooo

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHhahHahalolnoHAHAHAHHAHA

but I like being single

in the end, i have the superior music taste.
i have already won

>someone projected hard enough to write this entire thing

wow. also wrong on all counts

Ok

>in the hopes that your knowledge will impress girls
nope
>while awkwardly trying to make eye contact with girls
nope
>YOU study history, philosophy, economics, and politics in order to obtain wisdom and a logical framework that lets you powerfully analyse any idea or person.
yep
> CHAD hasn't even realised that W and H.W. are different people yet he uses his charm to beat you at job interviews, the workplace, and outshines you in the unstructured domain of social situations, especially the SEX-MARKET that is modern night clubs.
Not relevant to the first point.
>YOU pay attention to your diet
I'm fat as fuck
>YOU weren't on the top of the social heirarchy
Very true, I was on the bottom.

None of this matters though.

I actually knew a guy named Chad once.
He was a fucking douche

If youre not a chad just go after hot mentally ill girls who want an abusive dominant fling,thers tons of hot goth/emo pussy all over tumblr and okcupid lately

meme magic

Here goes nothing.

>YOU write tl;dr screeds on Sup Forums about Chad's superiority while CHAD fucks bitches

>chad will never fuck you
>the only boys who like you are autistic weirdos who care about music, art, and philosophy

Middle looks like my friend if he got really jacked.

Oh god please jesus

I tried that senpai
all of them are look for sugar daddies

Good thing I look 30.

Oh yeah, well, ive been in a relationship for a year and a half now and thats a newer trend. Just come across as kinda scary and rly dark. A fair amount have a complaint like "my sugar daddy/bf is too nice and afraid to hurt me"

My head is spinning right now. You mean these women are real, common, AND desperate?

Bet

Yeah

genetic destiny

some have to work harder, but i'll be damned if i turn into some pathetic neet bernie-voter /r9k/ sack of shit. i'll do what i want to do and try to be the best person i can be, chad or not.

>tfw the girl you fell in love with only fucks you when youre both high or drunk as shit

music for this feel?

I can't even fap anymore

save me senpai
solution: smoke weed with her as often as you can
win/win

Godspeed you! Fat emperor

ok

The more I read this the less I am able to gauge just how pathetic someone's life had to be to be driven to write this out

alright friend

not fat lmao
opposite
i'm skinny but not very muscular

I want my gf to look like this please, also possibly a musician as well.

I deflowered a beautiful model and ended up wedding her - she said the reason she was so drawn to me was my literate personality.

Even Zizek has a beautiful wife.

You're projecting your insecurities, please go back to the frog board.

Chad hasn't ever had the privilege of listening to a Death Grips or Swans record so I automatically win.

thx

That's honestly much more common. The fat lazy blob is more rare than the lazy scrawny stick

Wouldn't know that looking at the US's obesity rates.

But I'm dumb and boring and a coward.

literally
youtube.com/watch?v=w7CCF03m1xE

>living in the USA

I hope it's a good state at least.

meme magic please give me qt shy bassfu

It's this or suicide, so I won't be disappointed either way.

Deadass though if ya niggas is willing to lose the knowledge garnered from pursing hobbies you enjoy, just to get shallow ass pussy, you don't deserve the knowledge. You fucking pussies always complain on Sup Forums about the struggling love life, but it's not because of genetics, it's because you guys are too fucking pussy to make moves.

These guys aren't chads, they're male models who are on the juice

Stuff shrinks your balls man

then maximize your aesthetics and change your life and attitude with it

zyzz. study him. learn. follow. came up from nothing to become the KING.

hi

But he's dead now.

om y god who is thisss?

And now he's dead.

thanks

that's pretty depressing user

Not quite. He's ascended. Guiding mortals towards gains.

aight

okay