This is the current state of Apple Inc

This is the current state of Apple Inc

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Jobs is rolling over in his grave right now

Apple won't even be listed in the S&P in 20 years.

>Jobs is rolling over in his grave right now
you mean the person that told customers they were holding the phone wrong?

that was just like telling customers they're putting the homepod on the wrong surface.

Big fail from Apple company, Google and Amazon both have speaker thats cheapest and more function than homepod. Bad product do not buy.

much love,

Rakesh

> rakesh
> not asking for bobs and vagene
Lazy ruse

i already have your moms body, i dont have ask anymore

much love,

Rakesh

INFECTED WITH A POISON

>deadly acid
The absolute state of american education everyone.

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>you're using it wrong
This is the core of Apple's design philosophy. They don't want to make products that fit peoples' needs. They want users that adapt to their products.

acid more like gay

more like assid

>Make a bluetooth speaker
>You can't stream music over bluetooth
Think Different™

makes sense from their walled garden point of view

no airplay? fuck you, buy an apple device

Is this just you are holding the phone wrong 2018?

Soyim will defend this.

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BEFORE IT WAS "YOU ARE NOT HOLDING IT RIGHT"

NOW IT'S "YOU ARE NOT PLACING IT RIGHT"

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF APPLE

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HOMOPOOS BTFO

>deadly acid

>deadly acid
Now he probably doesn't mean it's a poisonous acid.
He probably means you shouldn't lick the bottom of a few million apple pods

Jobs lost all of his credibility when he believe quack medicine would cure his cancer.

Yeap, Apple products would leave behind white stains.

It has Airplay, but siri won't search your local library with voice commands, it only plays apple streaming music via command.

>collaborative design
more like fucking hellscape, can't even browse the internet for a bit on a slower day because everyone will immediately see

4/10
bit obvious and juvenile but I giggled

Jesus Christ, Jobs, is this your legacy? Aren't you ashamed?

This is literally what keeps my father in business. He is the vice president of a company that installs 3M window films, and some of his best customers that pay the most money are big businesses with glass office windows/doors. There's a type of film called dusted crystal, it basically simulates frosted glass, so it doesn't mess with the aesthetics of the office space. We install that shit in meeting rooms where they don't want anyone to see what they are doing, and also put thin 1-2 inch strips running across plate glass office windows so people don't run into them like idiots.

>install windows
>keep crashing

who would have thought

top kek

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Every designer/architect who designs a full glass room and doesn't consider usability should be beheaded. I've seen it so often. "It's light and spacious!" Yeah, but where the fuck is the door? Then after they've used it for a few days and everyone kept walking into walls, they decide to add a few stickers to distinguish walls from doors from openings. If they weren't such hacks, they would have integrated visual cues into the original design and it would look nice, but no, they had to see for themselves that users can't deal with glass walls.

Is it an american quirk to talk and give commands to inanimate objects and home appliances?

they're obsessed with feeling in charge

someone post the frequency response curve

He had aids, the cancer thing was just damage control.

hmm, well it did say in the manual/quick start guide that it can get hot, and not to place it on wooden or plastic surfaces

So I'll ask

What possible reason could this be happening? Is it a chemical related to the finish of some parts? Is it the composition of the parts itself? Is it some.other internal part causing some reaction to an otherwise fine chemical on the contact point?

I'm just trying to understand the cause here not the fact it's happening (but I'm laughing anyway)

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ever put an iron on a wooden table?

>read "abrupt lapses in soy"

you should probably invest in a seeing eye dog then

>you're using it wrong

please never change, Applel.

The the silicone ring they use as a base to save costs.

They knew about the flaw, this is why they supply pads to put it on

So you can only use headphones with a 3.5mm jack?

but user dogs cant read

>Trying to save costs on a 300 dollars speaker
How much would a bit of wood to put underthat cost ? LUL

to be fair, that one is on the architect who designed the building.

Heh.

would you be ok buying leaking batteries if the supplier included duct tape in the deal?

It's $300 in the Apple store.

It costs about $20 to make.

It's an easy fix, but the managers refuse to do something about it because appearance is everything to them.

>buy a car
>park it in your kitchen
>get tire marks on your floor
>"WHAT THE FUCK TOYOTA YOU RUINED MY KITCHEN WITH YOUR BROKEN PRODUCT"

>car analogy
every single time

>put shitty acidic base on speaker
>have to provide pad for it to not fuck your table
So fucking illogical it hurts, why not just have the base be made of the pad material then? Or just have them ship with the pad glued to the base?? Could have completely avoided the bad press

or recharge it wrong causing battery to fuck up

Muh instrument separation

That's just the minimal instructions
Don't make shit up

>Posting about a having to buy 2$ coaster for your 349$ speaker
This is the current state of RAKESH MASS MARKETING INC

I refuse to think somebody is actually this retarded. So who's paying you? Where can I get this job?

the entire silicon valley wont be shit within 50 years. it's going to be detroit v2. after that they'll probably cut california off and have it join mexico.

>save $1 on the production
>sell one million units
>give yourself a $1 million bonus for a job well done

people do put wood under it; that's the problem

>we live in a world where you have to get a coaster for your speaker
What a time to be alive!

I TOLD YOU ABOUT WINDOWS BRO! I WARNED YOU DOG!

It's not acid you retard.

Go be obsessed somewhere else.