FreeBSD outlaws virtual hugs

Reeeeeeeeeeeee, don't hug me without consent!
youtube.com/watch?v=SxNdQJSlg54

*hugs* OwO

>forever destroys all credibility and cements themselves as a meme
psssh...nothin personnel...kid...

>Not using DragonflyBSD

*hug*

*hugs you lovingly*

*notices your bulge* OwO

shut up, lunduke. you'd beat the shit out of your wife if you snooped in her DMs and saw someone giving her virtual hugs or footrubs or whatever.

I would never fucking do that.

>posting a tabloid idiot
keep dreaming

I wonder why projects and corporations alike are buying into this political nonsense. I'd be less concerned if the FreeBSD members kept it to themselves their strong opinions and not let them spread to the organization as a whole.

stop trying to shit on a code of conduct that tries to prevent jealous little beta boys like you from flipping out about internet conduct that your insecurities will lead you to perceive as flirting. seriously, have you ever given a *hug* to someone in chat that you didn't want to fuck? and when that person didn't object to it, did you think to yourself, "I'll bet they want to fuck me"? It's meant to help you locker fodder rejects, as you're the ones who take that shit so seriously. "Oh, she totally wants to fuck because she didn't vomit all over the keyboard when I gave her a virtual peck on the cheek." Then when you go to make a move IRL and she tells you to fuck off, it's all, "THAT CUNT WAS FLIRTING WITH MEEEEEEE IN THE CHAT THAT COCK TEEEEEASSEEEE SAID SHE WANTED IT WHEN SHE IMPLIED THAT MY VIRTUAL HUGS WERE OKAAAAYYY WAAAAAHHH SOB SOB SOB SO ALONE"

you sound like a nigger

You sound like you're balding and have a partially ginger comb-over.

>N-word

you can tell it's lunduke because of how quick he replies. probably keeps tabs on the threads he starts about himself with a little notification script that opens a new ratpoison window to said thread.

Are these people really so screwed up that merely reading the word *hug* makes them feel like they're physically hugged?

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(and if yes, can they teach me how to become like that? reading porn would become a LOT more fun)

feminism is a hell of a drug

*inserts dick in your ass*

listen here you little cuck, it takes a lot of diplomatic skill to survive as a while male in this industry. Especially when you're rubbing shoulders will all these fucking "evangelists" and other diversity hire holes in charge of literally every conference I go to.

This was the only angle I could take on this, I can't talk about any of this real shit because I'd suddenly get James Damored and never give a talk about how the Linux desktop sucks again. It's current year, we all know what CoCs are about.

I quit my day job so I could be the best big dick swinging linux news commentator out there and if I have to milk this for the views I god damn will.

>best big dick swinging linux news commentator

>t.apple users

h-how did you know?? >_

As much as I like to watch this autist sometimes, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed...

faggot

umm, yeah i am

>>>/reddit/

And a pedo, too.

he's on the liberal arts academia treadmill, of course he's a total hobbyist.

>>>/tumblr>

Its not really the hug or anything to begin with. Pretty sure these people just get enjoyment out of controlling things

FreeBSD is cuckware now.

now i fucking know why they banned it i hate this shit get out

>using 'N-Word'
Nigger, are you gay?

FreeBSD is dead

It's not like you have that much competition, dude. You're reasonably normal looking, at least compared to anyone else trying to climb their way to the top of the human pyramid that is Linux journalism (ALL those fucking people). You don't have any speech impediments, so you don't have to deal with people making fun of you for anything you can't help. Be your self and stop trying to impress the worst of the worst. Seriously, you do a lot more for technology and the world in general when you take the positive route and stop trying to relate to people through their most base fears and insecurities. You're transparent as fuck in your paradoxical attempt at getting more people involved in Linux while simultaneously baiting the few basement dwellers that are already there into running off anyone that might seem like a threat because they're not weird enough to want to cyber with people.

it's not feminism that's the issue, it's the fact that you and people like you see digital hugs as a way to initiate courtship. If you virgins didn't take it so seriously, you wouldn't have caused this issue.

And to think I was starting to get interested in BSD for desktop

>pronouncing GIF with a hard G
>not like Jif

Linux is a kernel.

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>>>/nigger/

Get in line

Choosy mongs choose Jif

No, Choosy mongs choose Dick Smith.

>Being this autistic

Let's hope Linus lives long enough for this politically correct cancer environment dies out.

banned what?

It is pronunced Yiff

>seriously, have you ever given a *hug* to someone in chat that you didn't want to fuck?
The state of SocJus folks.

how did this redditor figure out how to post on Sup Forums?

Are you mentally retarded or just a fucking idiot?

triggered?

>BshitD community devouring itself
serves you right for being cuckolds of the corporations.

if only you had a license that would protect your rights.

yes, let's hope linus lives long enough to see the return of our god given right to make chicks think we're awkward and annoying as fuck. maybe he can make it law of the land that women have to textually hug your awkward asses back because that's how nice guys should be treated.

nice "damage control" there. *hug*

projecting much?

BSD was dead a long time ago. Remember that blue haired legbeard who was all over the place around the time gamergate broke?

>projecting
Maybe you should try going outside and interacting with real people for a change.

retarded?

OpenBSD is still doing fine, and is run by based Theo & crew. It's also a lot more stable for desktop use, if your hardware's supported.

chill down soyboy, theres no need to get upset when people dont in fact, like retarded shit

>imagine actually believing this

>if only you had a license that would protect your ""''rights""".
go away Zhang

>implying the Chinese care if it's BSD or GPL-licensed

>doesn't know how to read
the whole point is that they don't care, the only people who do care are westerners, and that's why the gpl only serves to bite westerners in the ass. The Chinese will use whatever the fuck they want, and that's totally fine by BSD-style licenses, but decidedly "not ok" by copyleft licenses, making gpl people hypocrites when all they ever focus on is western companies.