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stupid

white man reclaims p4k

we're back baby

wow a critic gave an album a score thats crazy man

>Caring about what Pitchfork has to say

I don't think I've read a Pitchfork review that wasn't fucking awful

Thank God. But how the hell is it not a 10

yikes, deleted the album

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>not 9.5+
wow dropped

JAYSON GREENE GOT HIS WISH

KANYE BTFO

Just wait 10 years, they'll give it a 10 for a reissue

they have such a nice setup though. their website and image review score system is the best. so what if theyre wrong a lot? we can all Want To Believe in something.

OH THANK GOD PITCHFORK GAVE IT BNM I THOUGHT THEY WOULD PAN IT AND I'D HAVE TO DELETE IT

you are honestly a terrible person

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Nothing's changed.

TRAPS AND NIGGERS BTFO

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS THANK YOU

Fucking thank you Pitchfork

Albums better than AMSP
>in rainbows
>HTTT
>to be kind
>currents
>TPAB
>Benji
>Yeezus
And I agree with all of these desu

nice

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How does it feel to be autistic?

Reminder that Yeezus got a 9.5
I'm sick of P4K and their black curve tbqh familia

them digits

>currents
i forgot, that was one of the 9.3s wasnt it? what a fucking awful album

white man i say to you over and over again

They gave the reissue of HTTT an 8.6

Currents has far better compositions than aMSP. If you disagree you know nothing about text painting and music theory.

Eventually is a masterpiece.

woooooweeeee there's gonna be a lynchin' tonight folks! the white man's back on top, y'all! get out yer moonshine and your klan robes! YEEEEHAWWWW

Traveling through space at 293.37246 million billion miles per hour, traveling past star systems and glowing golden suns, comes Radiohead's latest offering. Discovering a new Radiohead release is like staring into the eyes of Jesus Christ and feeling the eternal stream of love and awe that flows from Him. I might be so bold as to claim that Radiohead is the Jesus Christ of music; the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost combined into one small package featuring the limitless talent of Thom Yorke.

So how do I review such an inherently perfect, flawless recording? It would be unfair of me to simply state, "this CD is perfection in the literal sense of the word," as that would not give such a masterpiece the sufficient praise it deserves. Putting this disc into your stereo and listening to it is like having the saints pee liquid gold into your ears. A beautiful, flowing, melodic wall of sound embraces you like the mother you never had because she was a filthy whore.

Track 1, "Burn the Witch" opens up with a lush field of melodic vibraphones and marimbas trumpeting the arrival of Thom York's genius. A glassy string section envelopes the sound field and reminds me of the time I was doing heroin in the middle of Canterbury Park. Finally Yorke's angelic voice sweeps in, crooning the following incomprehensibly intelligent lyrics:

Stay in the shadows
Cheer at the gallows
This is a round up

This is a low flying panic attack
Sing a song on the jukebox that goes

Burn the witch
Burn the witch
We know where you live

Currents is fucking trash

Stupid cunt I'm pleased that something beat out yeezy

not to mention jamie xx

It got a 9.3 on release you newfag

trash

why?

Such raw, unrelenting beauty caressed my soul like fingertips running across my spine. The power, the genius, the immeasurable talent which escapes from these porous speakers can easily overwhelm you without proper preparation. Teams of NASA scientists could spend hundreds of years attempting to discover the meaning behind Thom's words, but nobody is intelligent enough to properly do so except Thom himself and his alter-ego, Jesus Christ. Perhaps some day they will both do a duet together and we can finally see who's truly the Son of God.

As for tracks 2-9, I was unable to listen to them as I was so blown away by Radiohead's sheer power that I beat my MP3 player into pieces with a rake so it would never be defiled by another, inferior record. I shall review the rest of the album once my dad flies back from the Hamptons and buys me a new SUV to play it in.

>Hey guys what if we took away the organic drums on a significant portion of the album and replaced them with cheap claps and electronic drums
>what if we made the actual music sound like cheap hip hop beats performed by a psych rock band

THIS SCORE DOESN'T FUCKING MAKE SENSE

THAT PIECE OF SHIT ALBUM IS A 5 AT BEST

DELET THIS

>What if we focus on a classical style, with a prioritization of the music telling the story?
FTFY

Jesus fucking christ you sound like an absolute autist. The fact that you actually care about what some fucking music site thinks about an album is moronic.

since this only got a 9.1 it's pretty safe to say swans is getting aoty

Yes, but they retracted that rating, you moron

>muh aesthetic

I'd rather have a site that looks like dogshit and wasn't staffed by retards. So much quality writing going on at Pitchfork. This shit sounds like something a 14 year old would write for some 200 word essay.

Man I don't even like any album from any of these artists but I still love the drama that comes from their being release.

youtube.com/watch?v=BhPGTnJAVXQ
Better review than P4K just came out.

Different reviewers and oh yeah

Tame Impala is the new Radiohead
Give Kevin some years and he'll be kicking out some beautiful shit.

This is glorious

People who complain "waaaaah youtube is so hard" are fucking cringeworthy

It was, they just removed 0.8-1.2 depending on how white male the artists are.

ill never understand why Sup Forums gets their panties up in a bunch so much over tame

>this guy is a Radiohead fan
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His attempts at comedy are fucking atrocious, but his concern over all the older material on the album is pretty valid.

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They choose the final score somewhat collectively on the writer's forum with the editing staff making the final call and then assigning the review to someone who reflects and agrees with that score. Obviously this probably wouldn't apply to niche albums but this is how it's done with big releases according to past writers. So it's not like TMT or wherever where the writer is the only one choosing the score.

No it isn't. In Rainbows had more older material. It's just how Radiohead have written their recent stuff.

Blackstar deserved 9.3 pre-death. Fight me.

>It's just how Radiohead have written their recent stuff
That's not a good thing tho. All you've added is that the problem has been around for longer than he knew.

Is this guy aware that In Rainbows, The King of Limbs, and Hail to the Thief all have tracks written long before the albums were released? This isn't a new thing for Radiohead.

The "problem" that lead to the creation of their best album? The process allows them to improve these tracks over time. The original version of Reckoner was fucking garbage, and they turned it into one of their absolute best tracks through that tinkering.

Maybe a placebo of a problem for you.
Doesn't affect my enjoying the songs at all.

19. not bad

Reminder.

It doesn't affect my enjoyment of the songs at all, I still like all of them, but it makes me question what will happen when they run out of songs.

>best album
>IR
LOL not even close kid

When they run out that's just how it'll be faggot. The Journey is the destination, shitlord.

Should be a 10. But whatever, this is close enough.

If they dont name it their AOTY then I riot.

Panned. Less than a 9.5 is panned as fuck for Radiohead.

They aren't running out of songs. Thom pumps out solo stuff like it's nothing, and Jonny writes a new film score every year.

>>currents
Do you have fucking downs syndrome?

Yeah, you're probably right. I have nothing to be worried about.

Listen BOY, you better not disrespect me again or you'll see what happens

I guess if you're autistic, you might think P4K would ever give fucking Swans album of the year, bahahahahaha

DELETE THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW

THIS ISN'T FAIR, WE WERE KINGS

What is the source of your name?

Autism speaks

>But he’s also somehow the best and most underrated rock bassist of the 21st century, and it’s not even close on either front.

Damn this review was just too much for me.
They were trying so damn hard in almost every word of the review.

>as deep as the cuts you give yourself
This is great

Shut the fuck up. Are you 17 years old? Nobody will give a FUCK about Tame Impala in 2 years, you fucking troglodyte.

I don't think P4K ever gave AOTY to people older than 40. Could this be their first?

>le compressed drums.
>le flanger and phaser meme is sooo psych
let´s add it to everything xDD.
>le whinny and calculated lyrics.
>le we are pop now! we like to change!
>LE JOHN LENNON VOICE MEMEEEE

You should literally put a pistol in your mouth and splatter your useless brains all over your walls.

Can help but agree. P4k is a very pleasing site to browse, and so are its reviews. They're like apple, they may not be the best objectively, but you can't deny that they're a brand that works.

God spoke to me and set me out on a mission to spread the Gospel of Mangum

>i hate an album because they compressed the drums

absolutely cringeworthy

I was sure it would get a 9.0 and they'd build towards a 4-way tie at the end of the year again (presumably the fourth 9.0 would be Swans), only for Bowie to get AOTY or something.

14, phew

t seems there's a time in every white, male, middle class, suburban millennial's life where we, usually around the age of 13, fall in love with Radiohead. It's a perfectly natural reaction. Their melodramatic, angst-ridden screeds against vague ideas of corporate evil and heads of state fit perfectly into our newly minted interests in things we can hardly begin to understand. But you don't need to understand much to fully appreciate being holed up in your bedroom listening to Let Down on blast on our iPod alarm clock radio while thinking about your crush in Algebra who looked at you for a full 2 seconds that day. For their part, Radiohead has done well in transitioning these 13 y/os with burgeoning interests in music to transition to less juvenile acts. They've aped Talking Heads, Sonic Youth, Can, etc and thusly led their teenage fans down that road. Fast forward to their latest, 'A Moon Shaped Pool'. Radiohead seem to have given up on appropriating genuinely interesting music in favor of rehashing what sounds like a mishmash of Coldplay's greatest hits. For any well-learned, well-listened educated person the fact that the album is bad is not surprising. Radiohead have never produced a genuinely good album in their careers. But, still, they served a valuable purpose in the lives of music fans by leading them to greener pastures. With their ninth record instead they give them the finger and point to A.M.-radio-Superbowl-halftime-life-insurance-commercial ""rock"" music. Rock in scare quotes because as much as they still retain their love for guitars and drums and bass this is the most flaccid sound ever produced from an ostensibly uproarious art form.

I mean, Steely Dan managed to make tepid rock music sound nice by combining it with white-people-jazz and a supreme ear for melody but I can't say anything as redeeming for this heap Radiohead has put out. It's mid-tempo background music for 50 minutes. I almost don't want to call this music. 'Music' has the import of art. This sounds like computer-generated sound for playing in department stores meant to keep young shoplifters out of the store by boring them to tears.

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22 :/

HTTT got 8.6

but yeah I agree with all the others

>.1

22 is that bad?

16
I'm safe!

Where's that one dude yesterday who was calling everyone in the thread delusional for thinking AMSP would score higher than a 9? Because I want to laugh at him.

>bowie
>radiohead

Das feel when all the old rock dudes are making the top 40 rap pop faggots look like amateurs.
Cant wait for the new nin album

what a gay album from a gay band. has there ever been a group as stagnant and whiny? probably not. enjoy your life of pi bullshit rick owens chris martin faggot album you wankers

Bruh I loved the album but it's fucking May. Calm down

>Yeezus
Only album I would rate a 0 out of 10, ever. I agree with Benji though.