I know there are some network gods on here

I know there are some network gods on here

Tell me what i need to learn to become a network le3t haxor

like this guy
any good books/vids on youtube?

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youtu.be/rL8RSFQG8do
hackaday.com/blog/?s=reverse
hackaday.com/2017/02/13/dummies-guide-to-reverse-engineering/
professormesser.com/network-plus/n10-006/n10-006-course-index/
youtu.be/PHKYyqETHf8
twitter.com/AnonBabble

I would bury my face in that ass.

what if that was your sister's ass?

Then I would already have done so.

I'm hard now.

>tfw imouto fat ugly refrigerator
God, she can't even be arsed to do the dishes in our house and still demands we "give her a break" when we ask her to help us carry groceries inside.

Berry*
Ftfy

To become a 1337 hax0r you need to -BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP.

Sorry to hear that.
My sister has a great ass, sadly I can't fuck her, lucky I groped her ass a lot, but I wish I had done it more times.

big if true

How did she react to her fat, sweaty neckbeard brother groping her ass?

Good thing I'm not fat or neckbeard.
She didn't seem to care.

Sounds like you missed out on an opportunity...

I would bury my face in that ass.

I don't think so, once, I asked her, and she said no, not is not, so I stopped trying, I wished it had a better outcome, but I guess real life isn't like my hentai mangos.

Holy shit dude, does she still talk to you or did you get into an infinitely recurring cold war with her?

We still talk, but I guess we aren't that close anymore.

>Literally asked sister to fuck
Did you have a strange uncle that liked to give you big long hugs

No, did you?

That's actually impressive desu, irl confessing shit like that usually causes massive schisms in families that never go away.

BRAAAAAAAAP

Hmm, sometimes I fear she will tell to my mother or somebody, but it looks like she haven't done it so far, we still talk in a daily basis.
I felt like I had to try it, she will eventually stop being close to me anyway, so I didn't wanted to regret for not trying anyways.

Gud man.

See this is why incest irl is so hard to actually work out. Yeah maybe both are in love and whatnot and yeah maybe they can elope and live somewhere else by themselves but the schisms are there to stay for good.

You should try to save your sibling relationship while you still have a chance. Tell her you were just joking but you want to have a good relationship with her. Maybe a few years down the line you'll regret being a nobody to her till the day you die.

Nah, I think I can live with that.

I hate this meme desu, families that give each other big warm hugs usually stay together longer, there's too many people leaving families behind for no fucking reason. My family literally consists of my parents and 2 uncles out of 10 that visit each other on the weekends like once a month at most. Nobody hugs each other and I always get an atmosphere of people not wanting to be there. It's sad desu.

>Sup Forums - incest

>asks how to be a l33t haxor
>ends up being a thread about a dude who had the balls to ask his sister to fuck

That's what you get for starting a thread with an unrelated picture.

Better double check that m90, you wanted to fuck her so something interpersonal in you wants your sister that much. You'll be a grueling miserable fuck on the down-low if you ignore your passions. That's what happened to me anyway, I used to be really close with a cousin I had. I used to talk to her almost every day on the phone when I was in high school and always enjoyed visiting her every weekend. Then I confessed to her that I fell in love with her and she fucking killed me. It's been 10 years and I can't stop thinking about suicide every night, she was my everything and I fucking blew it.

Maybe you can still save her and yourself man, if it's anything worth saving at least.

Nothing better than a girls ass.

What the fuck is wrong with you actual sisterfuckers? Americans or pajeets? I can't tell anymore.

Kill yourself man.

Oh god yes

t. boob boi

Sorry to hear that man, how did she 'killed you'?

Elaborate on the phrase “she fucking killed me”.

As soon as I confessed to her she immediately cut me off. Even after a decade of spending so much time together having fun and all she tossed me away like I was trash. I kept trying to reach her by letters, texts, voicemails but it was all in vain. I got so painfully depressed for weeks, literally planned out my suicides every night from what gun/drugs to use to what to write on my suicide note.

I mean I knew I was probably gonna get rejected but to get cut off like that? JUST

Jesus user, that fucking sucks.

That must suck, but please, don't kill yourself user.

Yeah, never knew love could hurt this much. I honestly think getting shot multiple times would have been a better experience than what she did.

I'm doing better now, I mean I can't stop thinking about suicide but every day I just keep postponing it. I think I'll be okay, just need to keep postponing until I find someone that loves me.

Ganbatte user.
Im rooting for you.

a trap ass

same to you and everyone in this thread

just keep postponing it guys, at least even if all is lost in the end you can go out with a smile knowing you did your best

There always date rape.

Too bad I love her.

okay guys so back on topic

which website can teach me network shit

*brrt*

Dude stop detailing our discussion. Imoutos are serious business.

Ok I'll actually try to answer your question. So the thread you posted is more of just a dude who knows about electrical engineering and a bit about low level networking. If you want to learn the things he knows, then learn about circuitry and how basic processors work, along the way you'll learn different number systems like hex and binary. After that learn the basic jist of how the internet works, then start looking at a specific layer, and then at protocols. It doesn't matter too much what source you use, just look up "basic circuit components" or "the osi model". What you get should be good enough

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Thanks a lot man. But what do i search in jewgle? Like what should i learn about first? Like networking basics. Do i need to know a programmimg language as well?

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>in love with your cousin

Jesus what the fuck

>Tell me what i need to learn to become a network le3t haxor

Since you probably don't know anything about networking, get your CCNA.

After that get metasploit framework and go nuts.

I don't know but incest seems to unironically be popular these days. It's trending on the front page of pornhub almost daily. Lots of inbred retards out there I guess

It's pretty common desu just very under-reported here in the states where there's a huge social stigma for such relationships. It's hard to develop the natural incestual disgust toward cousins when you don't grow up with them. Close relationships with them of the opposite sex are likely to end in romantic feelings.

Don't tell me you haven't ever had a crush on one of your cousins. Most of us never experience the romantic feelings because were told to keep contact with such family members to a minimum so it's hard for said feelings to bloom.

>okay guys so back on topic
This is the thread you can expect when you choose the picture you did for the OP. Next time try choosing something relevant

No, you don't need to know programming at all. Maybe if you want to play around with things a little more you could learn something like python, but otherwise it's not really needed. As for what to search, Wikipedia's article on networking is quite vast. If you see a concept you don't know, go to the article about it. You'll learn alot like this. Also there's this guy, here's one of his videos:
youtu.be/rL8RSFQG8do

Incest has always been that way it's just now more people have a chance to spill the beans with the anonymity of the internet. Incest was widely practiced when we started out as a species, even later on during the industrial revolution it was either fuck your cousins or die a permavirgin because of how few people there were.

You have down syndrome I guess.

no faggot

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oHHH MAMA I WISH SHE SAT ON MY FACE

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kys

based brap poster

>donald duck having a stroke

That guy didn't hack his cable company, he simply reversed the modem, I don't know whether he gained root or something else but that's how you reverse hardware. It's good if you want to install a custom firmware on a modem, or want to find out backdoors to hack others who own the same modem.

Check this: hackaday.com/blog/?s=reverse

Also this: hackaday.com/2017/02/13/dummies-guide-to-reverse-engineering/

No I have not, because I'm not mentally ill.

Don't go to college, every 1337 haxor I know never even signed up for education past high school.

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I just want to learn the basics first
Like what an ip is
What dchp means
What a mac address means etc etc etc
You know any good sites for that

user, you're probably gone, but, if she's cutting you out that hard... it's hard to say, but she could have had feelings too. But she didn't want to entertain them, so she decided it needed to go. If she was a bitch about it, she would have leaked it by now. If she has then RIP, sorry man.
Cousins can be cute. Life is hard.

get a network+ book

if you're adamant about it being free:
professormesser.com/network-plus/n10-006/n10-006-course-index/

Wikipedia.

Wait, you used to grope your sister's ass? That's weird. But I want details. Why, how, etc.

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Am I the only one who wonders what farts sound like coming from huge butts?
I think the brap meme has infected me somehow because I never wondered things like this before.

Use Cybrary. Specifically Network+ and Security+

youtu.be/PHKYyqETHf8
here you go buddy, it's not hard, just use search engines next time.

how can such a tub of shit have such a passable face?

genes