/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
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>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

Happy Chinese New Year! Shit won't get sent out until at least 24 February, expect delays

>News
• Swedish import tax shit finalised • Braszilanon is mad • user got a stabby sharpy rock • user got outplayed • user got some pokemon cards • user got a bunch of chinese earbuds ands reviews em • user got a screwdriver set Sorry for shit news but im tired and last thread didn't have any cool shit going on.

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Other urls found in this thread:

nakedcapitalism.com/2017/03/competition-china-reduced-innovation-us.html
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-11-22/freer-u-s-china-trade-coincided-with-suicide-surge-for-white-males
youtu.be/v-Hp8X7kgus
aliexpress.com/item/KFD-5-20V-Output-45W-USB-C-Charger-Wall-Mount-for-Chrome-Book-Ultra-Pixel/32821475410.html?
pt.aliexpress.com/item/Boa-qualidade-Guitarra-Ac-stica-J200-VS-s-lido-spruce-top-corpo-quadrado-frete-gr-tis/32849174073.html
youtube.com/watch?v=e5e6F3E58xM
m.aliexpress.com/item/32826459680.html?trace=wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail&productId=32826459680&productSubject=32826459680&shortkey=f6fyQ367&addresstype=600
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Daily reminder to fuck China.

Competition From China Reduced Innovation in the US
nakedcapitalism.com/2017/03/competition-china-reduced-innovation-us.html

Suicide Surge for White Males Followed Freer U.S.-China Trade
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-11-22/freer-u-s-china-trade-coincided-with-suicide-surge-for-white-males

Can you recommend me a case for redmi note 4?

Literally nothing wrong with this 56% bait.

Mac OS X High Sierra runs on the Xiaomi Notebook Pro

youtu.be/v-Hp8X7kgus

Asked in the last thread. I see dhgate doesn't do PayPal. Can I trust those gooks with my credit card info?

I never trust those sites, my bank has a service where one's debit card can be used to recharge a digital credit card. It's like a gift card for that matter, and it won't pass transactions if funds are insufficient, so you recharge for what you will buy and if they try to fuck you up they can't. Since I'm from the third world, I must assume any decent country has a service like that.

I wouldn't. I would pay couple cents extra for aliexpress, gearbest etc.

I used my card when buying a bong and had no problems. It's been like a year so I'd trust

>Mac OS X High Sierra runs on the Xiaomi Notebook Pro
Shock! Horror!
Saty it ain't so, Sambo.
Do any of the peripherals, like WiFi etc, work?
Do the fans run flat out, or at all? Trackpad?

SOCIALISM BTFO

WEALTH REDISTRIBUTION BTFO

"FREE" HEALTHCARE AND EDUCATION BTFO

ENJOY YOUR 6 MONTH WAITING LIST FOR A LIVER TRANSPLANT WHEN ACHMED CUTS IT OUT FOR THE BLACK MARKET SVEN!

:D

wrong thread?

Anyone has the picture of a smug pepe holding a xioami phone while a Samsung and Apple wojak cry??

The wait begins for some of you fucks.
Bought the Bluetooth headphone adapter for KZ the first of February and got it last Wednesday.

From my ~3 days of use, I can say
Battery lasts about 3-4 hours, not enough for my daily activities. Also every time it disconnects, the audio has a delayed increase of volume, which, when your phone disconnects a lot, gets annoying.

Would not recommend.

Anyone here every buy balisongs from chinky sites?

I'd love to pay extra for AliExpress but they don't have those bootleg Daniel Wellington watches, far as I can tell

Is that meant to turn non-bluetooth headphones bluetooth capable?

>Daniel Wellington watches

I know exactly what pic you're talking about but I didn't save it either.

Nah this is /csg/ aka /crying swedes general/

>swedish postal service introducing €7.5 minimum admin fee for chink packages to collect VAT
>up to €12

I just want a bootleg watch mang.

Gotta collect tax to accommodate the rapefugees!

Old bait

Traveling this summer and new a new phone. Should I buy a xiaoshit now, and if so which one won't fuck me over. Or should I wait for some new models to come out ?

>refuse to collect items
>postnord ships them back to china
>dispute as items not received

stop it

looking for a cheap usb-c charger that i can use for both my phone (oneplus 5t) and laptop (t470), so i need a 65w charger.

how's this one
aliexpress.com/item/KFD-5-20V-Output-45W-USB-C-Charger-Wall-Mount-for-Chrome-Book-Ultra-Pixel/32821475410.html?

Feels kinda cheap considering it's in cooperation with Wiha, but overall it's good enough for me has all the bits you need even the Apple ones, it's magnetic and looks stylish. Still it doesn't come close to a real set of Wiha unfortunately

>earth quake bubble bags

Are there any power banks that take 18650s, have usb, 12v out and qi wireless all in one?

>26.4 inch

Weirdo

I was looking for some acessories, was not disapointed

pt.aliexpress.com/item/Boa-qualidade-Guitarra-Ac-stica-J200-VS-s-lido-spruce-top-corpo-quadrado-frete-gr-tis/32849174073.html


The madmen

>tfw I know that feel

They do, just look for a minimal watch shop and ask them if they do DW watches.

>Want to buy a xiaomeme
>Chink tech is notorious for having backdoors
>Xiaomeme mascot is an openly communist rabbit with massive ears

Really raises the class consciousness

Is the user who brought the chink GPU still here?

I know they're mostly fake but one user got one that wasnt and i wanted to take a gamble while fixing up some PC's to sell.

If i get a dud ill just have to prove its a dud and try and process a refund.

>56% """white""" males

Aliexpress is still great for cycling gear.
I've bought like 5 jerseys, 2 cycling shorts, 2 front lights, 5 rear lights, bag covers, like 4 pairs of gloves, and reflective tape/cloth on the cheap.
Also the jerseys were anime themed.

Any good android tablets for a kid? What is the best tablet in aliexpress price/specs?

No, no no no. Never buy chink GPUs. Don't even risk it.

Someone posted a video on proving what the actual card is so ill probably do that and make a case with PayPal, even if i get something like a 650 i still need a GPU for these PC's.

You're better off buying used GPUs from ebay, dude. Used 650s, 7770s, etc are really good value and miners don't care about old nvidia cards in the slightest.

Now I want this as well

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ordered
That looks awesome, but its very expensive.

Any other usb otg gadgets?

Got my eyes on the xiaomi air 12 and the 2017 4GB + 256GB model is $766 AUD. Should I still go for it at this price? Biggest draws to me are fanless, small and build quality. Also is there any news on it getting a 2018 refresh like the Pro and 13 models?

Are you familiar with software-defined radio (SDR)? There's a USB dongle called the RTL-SDR, using it you can basically turn your PC into a radio scanner. Using an OTG and a relevant app you can do the same with your phone

youtube.com/watch?v=e5e6F3E58xM

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>want to buy a cheap chink phone
>things above 50$ have 70% tax
kill me

Where are you located?

buy your kid a book you nigger. you are just making post-millenials worse

see

thanks user.

Although Xiaomeme is dropping 3.5mm themselves, Mi 6 is already missing it.

Does that apply to packages coming from outside the EU or all international purchases? Gearbest has warehouses all over the EU just to avoid customs, I have a phone coming from """France""" as we speak

He is not my kid, is my nephew. And is my mother that want to buy a tablet for him. Also, he have a lot of books a like to read a lot.

all international packages, that`s why it takes one week for chinkshit to get here and three months to get out of the place they look for what to tax.
It`s also frequent to tax shit that can`t be taxed just to the giggles. (It`s not EU, it`s south america)

Anyone ever bought a projector and had good/bad results? Didn't see anything in wiki

That sucks man, hopefully the drug cartels next door will decide to diversify their business and you'll be able to get miniature submarines of chink shit pulling up alongside your coast.

There's no profit in shipping chink shit, hence the taxes.

phones have 25% VAT and no customs duty you fuckwit

for sweden that is, said south america

If I had enough money I could order some cocaine bricks with chinkshit inside, seeing the only thing these fuckers let through are illegal guns and drugs. I could go to paraguay and buy chinkshit cheaper than in china but I have to save to buy lots of shit to justify the hassle.
>do not allow chink shit through mail
>allow enough chinkshit to pass through paraguay that their whole economy is based on contraband
really makes you think
I really wish I was swedish man.

Had no idea they worked on android, I'll look into it.

I know I can go through the randomizer, but could I get some suggestions on something?
My brother's birthday is in ~3 months, but I want to get him something ahead of time so I don't forget about it.
He likes computers, recently built another one, doesn't shut up about it, so I'm thinking about getting him a tool ett or something, but again, have no idea as to what.
Aside from that, he sits in his room most of the day, and tinkers with computers, so I don't know what his other hobbies are.
Could somebody give some suggestions?

What does he use his computers for?

Electronics? An osciloscope? A logic analyser? Osciloscopes are cheaper (and not bad) when bought used, check craiglist or something.

A sex doll

All I know is games, talking with friends, and shitposting on reddit & Sup Forums
I have no idea what those are, but I'll try and hint at that sorta stuff and see if he's interested. Thanks.
Honestly, I probably will. Aside from the obvious adult store, where might one get a sex doll? Would it be safe getting one off of a website like Aliexpress? Sorry, I have no idea. I'm not really a tech-savvy person, the boards I usually browse are Sup Forums & /soc/ more than anything else.

programming socks

>told to fuck china
>no sexy but stupid chinese gf to fuck

>be brazilian
>buy a teclast t10 and a redmeme note 4
>no taxes
>just bought a redmi 5 for my father
>probably won't get taxed
Just go ahead and have the balls to try it at least once.

Just go to china m8, they line up for gwailo dick

where do you live? How long your shit was stuck in the postal hell hole of curitiba? Mine are there for a month and counting

worst feet i have ever seen

You don't need to fuck the feet

Objectively wrong

Well you don't need to look at them while fucking them, and cum covered feet are still cum covered feet

Anyone else have problems with their first order from aliexpress? My order got Closed because apparently they don't trust that I'm me. I filled out everything that was given to me, so idk.

The worst part is that they sent me an email with a link to appeal this whole mess and give them more info, and the link takes me to error page. Support basically told me to heck off. I just wanted some cheap earbuds, /csg/.

You're talking out of your ass, Sweden can't/won't tax EU packages,

What are some good chink wallets, /csg/?

depends what you are looking for. I like contact's ones.

a big ass kbd + mouse + mat with some nice print according to his taste, waifu maybe or the one with the time zones

there are also some nice posters/drawings. i got a decent one like pic related, also have bookmarket ones with like a disassembled ak47, bombers, planes and shit. you would have to source the frame separately tho.

oh, or why not a deus woof

Não poste pardos imundos anão.

i'mif you go in the sex thematic, you can get him a set of tenga eggs, like every possible version of them

soldering iron and some project kit

He looks like a fag.

another idea, some modelling kit to assemble, or some cool nazi LEPIN lego

doesnt work like that boi

Thanks bought m.aliexpress.com/item/32826459680.html?trace=wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail&productId=32826459680&productSubject=32826459680&shortkey=f6fyQ367&addresstype=600

São Paulo.

Very nice choice my friend

that's way too big to fit in a pocket, are you a female?

>Sup Forums
>female

>having to rely on a bag and not your pockets makes you instantly a female

Yeah, having to pull out my wallet out of the bag when using public transport/paying/entering building is really great.

how are you keeping your money/cards ? a wallet that would fit in my pocket couldn't contain half of what's in my wallet

I'm pretty sure that every wallet can hold three cards and some loose change for coffee.

>a wallet that would fit in my pocket couldn't contain half of what's in my wallet
confirmed roastie