Online Programming Tutor AMA

Hey Sup Forums, been tutoring programming online for a few years now, AMA

Also dumping funny replies to my tutoring ads

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>he doesn't write his programs in Spanish

Quality thread and kek, OP

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Please do the needful

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how much money do you make a month? why don't you get a real job?

So how many replies do you generally get? Do you only tutor webdev?
Im thinking of doing the same but with shit like "learn to use Kali linux" etc, just wondering if there's enough money in it

OP, please stop. I've done so well isolating myself from this level of stupidity, you're triggering my PTSD.

>Im thinking of doing the same but with shit like "learn to use Kali linux"
>lean to use Kali linux

I'm pretty confident that this will attract the worst kind of tutoring clients
> how do I hack facebook with kali
> zero linux experience but want to use kali because hackerforum said its l33t
etc

Since I've actually become good at teaching, and started employing some better advertising techniques, I've started finding enough work to make like $2k a month if I want. But I usually only work as much as I need to to survive, so I make about $1k monthly now.

I started at $15/hour then raised it to 20, then 25, and now I'm thinking about 30

>why don't you get a real job?
because I don't wanna work more hours

Exactly
Retarded Unix 101 projects for them
Easy money for me
And a lot of material for Sup Forums to laugh with

Lately after advertising optimally I generally have about 5-8 students at a time, and about 15 hours a week of tutoring.

I tutor Java and C++ too

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I'm really curious about how life is so expensive in the US.
If you make €17/hr (=$20) here at 35 hours/week (€2600/month), you are just a few hundred or so short of the modal salary.
If you make $100/hr you can easily drive a Porsche or whatever.

You will probably get a lot of shit like . People who don't want to learn and then don't want to pay because they didnt learn anything.

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>online curriculum

I will admit that it is expensive in some cities (like $2000 average monthly rent), but $20/hour working full-time is generally more than enough to survive in any city. People who claim otherwise are just bitter entitled Liberal Arts graduates who didn't become movie stars, and the like

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you're probably considering a job with stable hours and thus stable income though

Unstable income is plenty reliable though as long as you have savings as a buffer

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That one HAS to be bait

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what's means AMA?

last one Sup Forums, I'll post more again someday

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Id like to take his daughter desu

It's the Reddit version of "ask an X anything".

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What's the messiest code you've ever seen?

>tutoring dumbasses and mexicans
>they don't even pay you on time

nice """job"""

>ama
you have to go back

Is she hot? You took the marriage offer right?

I wonder how does one makes such effect on a picture

Actually surprisingly most code is pretty clean because there isn't much room to fuck up simple exercises and school projects. But one thing that severely triggers my autism is when they can't into indentation and spacing

pic related, one of my current students