/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 4 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Radiohead's 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 21

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>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
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-/p4k/ forever

BP 9.0 bnm

Hahahahahahahahahajahahagahaja

No

last two digits are BP score

probably accurate

I was off by .2 for Radiohead, but i'm sticking to 8.4 for Death Grips

just u wait

7.7

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

Last two digits BP score

QUADS CONFIRMED

quads = 1 number so 9.3 confirmed thanks senpai

BP 6.7 incoming

Reminder that pitchfork a shit

If it's higher than an 8 I will eat a picture of MC Ride

last two numbers are BP score

Bp 9.2

haven't been in one of these threads for a while
what happened to good content guy or whoever?
also bp 8.6

He still comes in here.

BP 7.9

he realized it was stupid to post with a trip and deleted it. now he posts anonymously. hi.

Bottomless Pit 7.9

I swear

I love you

BP 9.2 SCREENCAP THIS

This

its totally getting 8.4

Kys, my man.

i don't want to know the score

Dubs confirm

Rekt

>8.1
fucking panned

FUCKING PANNED
BLACK AND WHITE PEOPLE ON SUICIDE WATCH

NO BNM

>still not over their beef
still not over their beef
>still not over their beef
still not over their beef
>still not over their beef
still not over their beef
>still not over their beef
still not over their beef

>8.1

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Death Grips 8.1 BTFO by Zoe Camp
Jean-Michel Jarre 4.9 by Daniel Martin-McCormick
Pita 7.2 by Aaron Leitko
Seratones 6.8 by Allison Hussey

What a boring pan, 8.1 no BNM is just spiteful

z o e c u n t

CUTFAG HAIRY SHAFTS BTFO

>8.1

>"Death Grips speak directly to the dark worldview that accompanies years wasted lurking online, getting high off digital schadenfreude. (Been there.)"

I'm done

I WAS RIGHT

AMSP 9+ BNM
BP 8+ NO BNM

GOT EM BOTH CORRECT

>8.1 no bnm

the fuck??

Surprised. Really wasn't expecting higher than a 8. Death Grips lives another day.

Death Grips will never get BNM again

they used at least .5 of those bnm giving points from death grips to inflate radioheads score

what did she mean by this?

>It’s no surprise that the loudest contingency in their fanbase resides on a infamous image-board

The fuck is this about.

>8.1 Death Grips
>no BNM
>8.2 James Blake
>BNM

kek

Fuck Meme Grips, the real outrage is that fantastic Pita album getting shafted.

OH FUCK THEY KNOW

she goes on Sup Forums, idiot

why people say an 8.1 is a pan

i mean, they chose a bad week to release the album if they wanted to get a bnm (not that they care lol), they're not going to hand out 4 bnms in the span of a week, mess

still, it's a high score and a good album, so it's not important, really

she's pointing at you, Sup Forums

senpai noticed us

Sup Forums BTFO
B
T
F
O

>Hot Head” starts off inside a cartoon fight cloud spinning off towards oblivion, a blur of percussive jabs, whooshing machines, and screamed gibberish.

Pitchfork is the only thing that actually triggers me. How can such shitty commentary be so influential?

What the fuck

time for Hiroshima to hiroshima this board 2bh famm

I-i-is Zoe Camp watching us Sup Forums?
I-is she c-c-cute?

and they need to stop calling stefan 'mc ride'

maybe

i mean, it's no secret that Sup Forums is the only place that still likes Death Grips. everywhere else grew up.

Fucking p4k. This is the most retarded "review" I've ever read

>(been there)
BEEN?

Is Zoe no longer a Sup Forumstant?

Do we have to drop the Queen?

...

I like her taste tbf

Zoe Camp is the official waifu of /p4k/

slightly redeemed

Don't 100% agree but def good taste

christ why can't I find qt women with good taste that browse Sup Forums
all I find are obnoxious tumblrtards

>years waster lurking
top kek, who spends years on Sup Forums? i'll be out of here when school starts again this fall

Nice.

THE GOYIM KNOW

>women
>browse Sup Forums
found your problem

Zoe, I know you're in here, post rare Zoe

M O D S, get this hot head outta here

I'm gonna jerk off so hard to Zoe tonight

>implying

This.

I've dated two women that browsed Sup Forums and two that didn't and I gotta say life was a lot better with the ones who didn't

>exmilitary first place
pleb

GUYS I FOUND A BUNCH OF RARE ZOES

...

...

Good taste. Zoe official Sup Forums waifu.

...

...

me on the left

>ywn tickle Zoe's ""butthole""" with your tongue while listening to DG together
What's even the point of living?

My /H I G H T E S T/ wife on the right

She's fat.

>t. lowtest cuck

was zoe the one behind the DALE spamming?

I wanna be behind Zoe if you know what i mean


[spoiler] I wanna put it in her [/spoiler]

I don't understand your meme. I'm from reddit.

DESU I'm not 100% on it myself.
BUT I BELIEVE it's because black men like fat girls and they have high levels of testosterone.
SO if you don't like THICC girls it's because you're testosterone deficient

TripLyfe is Lyfe

pls delete this

The thing with a woman who uses Sup Forums, is you gotta wonder whats wrong with her to go to a website that spergs about woman every day

She likes it when men hurt her just like daddy did.

thats depressing :(

guys zoe just posted

hey guys, I know we're having fun here on the internet and all, but stop being lewd towards my gf zoe