Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 4 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead's 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 21
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -Death Grips review when? -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Death Grips, Car Seat Headrest, Radiohead, Local Natives, Islands, Vijay Iyer, Swans, and Tim Heidecker. -/p4k/ forever
James Perez
BP 9.0 bnm
Mason Rogers
Hahahahahahahahahajahahagahaja
No
Ryder Carter
last two digits are BP score
Blake Moore
probably accurate
Jaxson White
I was off by .2 for Radiohead, but i'm sticking to 8.4 for Death Grips
Benjamin Hughes
just u wait
Angel Gray
7.7
Hudson Young
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Asher Torres
Last two digits BP score
James Lee
QUADS CONFIRMED
Ethan Martinez
quads = 1 number so 9.3 confirmed thanks senpai
Lucas Baker
BP 6.7 incoming
Mason Davis
Reminder that pitchfork a shit
Jack Rogers
If it's higher than an 8 I will eat a picture of MC Ride
Andrew Baker
last two numbers are BP score
Mason White
Bp 9.2
Hunter Stewart
haven't been in one of these threads for a while what happened to good content guy or whoever? also bp 8.6
Ian Bailey
He still comes in here.
BP 7.9
Justin Butler
he realized it was stupid to post with a trip and deleted it. now he posts anonymously. hi.
Luke James
Bottomless Pit 7.9
I swear
Aaron Green
I love you
Nicholas Robinson
BP 9.2 SCREENCAP THIS
Henry Bennett
This
Easton Harris
its totally getting 8.4
Ayden Adams
Kys, my man.
Lincoln Brooks
i don't want to know the score
Luis Thompson
Dubs confirm
Chase Jones
Rekt
Benjamin Diaz
>8.1 fucking panned
Anthony Roberts
FUCKING PANNED BLACK AND WHITE PEOPLE ON SUICIDE WATCH
Jose Clark
NO BNM
Camden Jackson
>still not over their beef still not over their beef >still not over their beef still not over their beef >still not over their beef still not over their beef >still not over their beef still not over their beef
Brayden Jackson
>8.1
Henry Ramirez
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Death Grips 8.1 BTFO by Zoe Camp Jean-Michel Jarre 4.9 by Daniel Martin-McCormick Pita 7.2 by Aaron Leitko Seratones 6.8 by Allison Hussey
Brandon Brown
What a boring pan, 8.1 no BNM is just spiteful
Owen Hernandez
z o e c u n t
Dominic Ward
CUTFAG HAIRY SHAFTS BTFO
Christian Morris
>8.1
>"Death Grips speak directly to the dark worldview that accompanies years wasted lurking online, getting high off digital schadenfreude. (Been there.)"
I'm done
Parker Miller
I WAS RIGHT
AMSP 9+ BNM BP 8+ NO BNM
GOT EM BOTH CORRECT
John Fisher
>8.1 no bnm
the fuck??
Ian Williams
Surprised. Really wasn't expecting higher than a 8. Death Grips lives another day.
Jonathan Cook
Death Grips will never get BNM again
David Ross
they used at least .5 of those bnm giving points from death grips to inflate radioheads score
Chase Clark
what did she mean by this?
Samuel Roberts
>It’s no surprise that the loudest contingency in their fanbase resides on a infamous image-board
The fuck is this about.
Aiden Murphy
>8.1 Death Grips >no BNM >8.2 James Blake >BNM
kek
Oliver Powell
Fuck Meme Grips, the real outrage is that fantastic Pita album getting shafted.
Michael Brooks
OH FUCK THEY KNOW
Caleb Rivera
she goes on Sup Forums, idiot
Jaxon Thomas
why people say an 8.1 is a pan
i mean, they chose a bad week to release the album if they wanted to get a bnm (not that they care lol), they're not going to hand out 4 bnms in the span of a week, mess
still, it's a high score and a good album, so it's not important, really
Ryder Howard
she's pointing at you, Sup Forums
Anthony Carter
senpai noticed us
Isaac Barnes
Sup Forums BTFO B T F O
Jason Russell
>Hot Head” starts off inside a cartoon fight cloud spinning off towards oblivion, a blur of percussive jabs, whooshing machines, and screamed gibberish.
Pitchfork is the only thing that actually triggers me. How can such shitty commentary be so influential?
Easton Edwards
What the fuck
Jeremiah Harris
time for Hiroshima to hiroshima this board 2bh famm
Luis Stewart
I-i-is Zoe Camp watching us Sup Forums? I-is she c-c-cute?
Levi Long
and they need to stop calling stefan 'mc ride'
Gavin Adams
maybe
i mean, it's no secret that Sup Forums is the only place that still likes Death Grips. everywhere else grew up.
Christian Garcia
Fucking p4k. This is the most retarded "review" I've ever read
Leo Roberts
>(been there) BEEN?
Is Zoe no longer a Sup Forumstant?
Do we have to drop the Queen?
Jacob Ramirez
...
Evan Williams
I like her taste tbf
Oliver Collins
Zoe Camp is the official waifu of /p4k/
Hunter Edwards
slightly redeemed
Christian Price
Don't 100% agree but def good taste
Nathan Powell
christ why can't I find qt women with good taste that browse Sup Forums all I find are obnoxious tumblrtards
Christopher Lewis
>years waster lurking top kek, who spends years on Sup Forums? i'll be out of here when school starts again this fall
Dominic White
Nice.
Owen Perez
THE GOYIM KNOW
John Moore
>women >browse Sup Forums found your problem
Xavier Walker
Zoe, I know you're in here, post rare Zoe
M O D S, get this hot head outta here
Asher Martinez
I'm gonna jerk off so hard to Zoe tonight
Samuel Ramirez
>implying
Camden Rodriguez
This.
Charles Hughes
I've dated two women that browsed Sup Forums and two that didn't and I gotta say life was a lot better with the ones who didn't
Matthew Lopez
>exmilitary first place pleb
Brayden Lewis
GUYS I FOUND A BUNCH OF RARE ZOES
Mason Parker
...
Parker Diaz
...
Asher Scott
Good taste. Zoe official Sup Forums waifu.
Aaron Evans
...
Nicholas Barnes
...
Elijah Jackson
me on the left
Hudson Clark
>ywn tickle Zoe's ""butthole""" with your tongue while listening to DG together What's even the point of living?
Christian Rogers
My /H I G H T E S T/ wife on the right
Juan Robinson
She's fat.
Nathaniel Ross
>t. lowtest cuck
Parker Adams
was zoe the one behind the DALE spamming?
Andrew James
I wanna be behind Zoe if you know what i mean
[spoiler] I wanna put it in her [/spoiler]
Daniel Sullivan
I don't understand your meme. I'm from reddit.
Adrian Long
DESU I'm not 100% on it myself. BUT I BELIEVE it's because black men like fat girls and they have high levels of testosterone. SO if you don't like THICC girls it's because you're testosterone deficient
Chase Foster
TripLyfe is Lyfe
Josiah Roberts
pls delete this
Ryan Gray
The thing with a woman who uses Sup Forums, is you gotta wonder whats wrong with her to go to a website that spergs about woman every day
Julian Allen
She likes it when men hurt her just like daddy did.
Jaxson Nguyen
thats depressing :(
Adam Scott
guys zoe just posted
Owen Evans
hey guys, I know we're having fun here on the internet and all, but stop being lewd towards my gf zoe