You will NEVER live in a village on the Mediterranean coast

>you will NEVER live in a village on the Mediterranean coast

Atlantic coast is better

Just move there you mong

Enjoy ordnung while we enjoy life

You mean Poortugal and Spian?

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Germany still ranks higher on every happiness poll than Spain, Italy, Poortugal and Grease

Money matters, after all

How can you enjoy not having ordnüng ? It's incredibly frustrating, like living the life of cigány.

Pick vegetables

No, our coast

>you will never be your grandad who has been a NEET for 70 years and has a russian slut to take care of him in old age

I know that feel.

>will never live in stone house built in the middle ages
>will never pass by undisturbed, moss-covered ruins on my morning walks
>will never stumble upon Roman coins as I plant my orchard
>will never fight with my children who want to move to the big city and not inherit their country land
>will never stroll through fog-filled narrow streets with cape and cane
>will never spend the entire day at a table in the local cafe playing cards and discussing politics with lifelong friends

JDIMSA

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Why is Belgium so sad?
:(

Meme statistics

immigrants that are happy with Germany and unhappy with Italy don't count

mediterreanean climates are not conducive to german work ethic

you will become very lazy and as niggery as them, hans

Because they're inbetween Holland, France and England. It's heartbreaking.

you can move here only if you dress a little better

what about socks and sandals

>and as niggery as them
Germans don't tan, they get bright red.

yes them and other things as well. you don't just wear those and nothing else and try to live in Italy.

We lack gfs