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Job title:
>Security Guard
HATE:
>always being watched by supervisors on camera
>supervisors are racist
>lots of blatant favoritism going on(letting a female worker study and do college work on the job but writing a male worker up that did the exact same shit.)
>shit pay
>no room for moving up
>dealing with the absolute trash society has to offer all day

Like:


Your turn

Job Title:
Unemployment

LIKE
I don't have anywhere to go

HATE
I'll never go anywhere because I'm in debt with no income

Web Developer
Pros:
Make 120k a year
Full fridge at work
gym at work
3 weeks paid vacation
2 weeks unpaid vacation

Cons:
Deadlines can appear out of nowhere
Must learn Esperanto to fit in at work
Sometimes work more than 12 hours a week
Deadend

>Stocker/Cashier
75% HATE
>Lifting heavy shit all the time
>Always running out of time
>Have to deal with shit people while on the till.
>First few hours of the shift always feel like absolute hell.
>Awkward coworkers

Only really two good positives. Coworkers were nice and chill and I was left alone for the majority of the shift.

I have... a very unique set of skills. If I let you know the details you might dox me
t. random admin officer

I backtraced ur IP and already doxxed u m8
you might as well tell what you do now

>Sometimes work more than 12 hours a week

are you trying to make people angry, bro

i'm a lawyer earning six digit salary fucking hot women from all around the world

I meant I sometimes work more than 12 hours a day

>Job Title:
Customer Service rep or something iunno. ISP helpdesk, mostly doing 2nd tier stuff now thank god (i.e not a phone monkey all the time)
>Hate:
Shite pay
Dealing with entitled dumb and elderly customers
Working 8 days in a row sometimes
>Like:
Doesn't feel like a callcenter
Coworkers are great
Plenty of fruit
Free coffee
Great view from my window
No one gives a shit what we do on the computers most of the time

Job title:
>Truck Driver

I like:
>Driving is comfy
>Listening to podcasts, audiobooks and music all day
>Often free for days when a job is done

I don't like:
>Have to do drugs to stay awake

Your job is going to disappear within 50000000000000 years how do you feel about that?

Warehouse slave

Likes:
Only work with one another dude and he's chill
Get 15$ an hour which is nice for a hs dropout
Can take cig breaks whenever
Bosses are cool
Paid vacation
Good benefits

Dislikes:
It can be hard work sometimes
i work in a cooler that's 30 degrees and my fingers get cold
It's shitty telling people my job

>Job title:
extrusion, Stretching and regeneration plant conductor

>Hate:
I have to wear a full working suit while temperatures are up to 50C
Things can go vary bad out of fucking nowhere so you have to run to solve the situation quickly.
Supervisors don't care about you even if do a good work.
Subordinates are ignorant as fuck, can't do a decent conversation.
Night shifts
Have to wake up at 4:30 am for morning shifts

LIKE:
decent pay
Lots of free time between the shifts

Job title:
>programmer
Hate:
>always have to improve my skills
>always feel stupid, maybe I am.
>pretty big responsibility
Love:
>free schedule
>wages above the average
>opportunity(pretty unreal, but still) to escape this country
>I can't say I love what I do, but there is no other work that I can bear.

>job title
USAF aircraft mechanic, NCO
>like
-backshop so rarely have work
-been all over the world
-night shift so most nights I either sleep or fuck off on here or gym
>hate
-the sheer faggotry of the new Air Force
-our aggressive quality assurance douches
-being in rural Germany with a bunch of depressed isolated Americans who would rather binge watch Netflix and order dragon dildos than travel

Miss Tokyo tobeeohnestfam

I take care of cats.
Like:
>cats are super friendly and love to be pet
>pretty laid back job
>$15 an hour
>cool coworkers
Dislike:
>can be messy
Pic related has to get her food fed to her by syringe due to a broken job. A lot of it just drips out the side and she has to be fed about 200ml of food a day. It's a great job overall though.

>NEET

HATE:
>no gf, no money, no food

like:
spend entire dole payment on internet bill so it's pretty good

brutal, how'd she get a broken jaw?

*Broken jaw, woops. Not all the cats are sick though, some are just being taken care of until they get adopted like this one.

>Job title
"On-site" tech support

>Hate
People
Having to keep learning things
No young people
Possibility of being outted as not knowing anything (90% of my job is googling and calling higher level techs)

>Like
There are lots of slow days where I just read the news or study random stuff.

I'm still a student but eh I got my own "job":

Freelance artist.

Like:
>I can set my own rates
>I get to practice on my art
>I can set my own hours and days off

Dislike:
>I'm forced to draw dumb shit sometimes

I don't know actually, she was picked up by my boss. My guess would be a car hit her, that seems to be the case with a lot of cats.

Forgot to add to the "dislike" pile:
>Market is oversaturated as all fuck
>Pretty much have to result to attention whore tactics to attract customers, since my style is not the popular "CalArts" one

I have youre credit carrds

good thread

r u a gril

>Job title
"Consultant" at a management Consultancy

>HATE
-60+ hour week quite common
-realise that most "business" is just bullshitting
-most people i deal with are boring as fuck and arrogant
-Stuck in cities (currently London)
-I don't give a fuck about businesses and profits

>Like
-Good Pay
- Most of my actual colleagues are pretty intelligent and nice
-for some reason people consider it a "good" job so my family aren't worried about me being NEET failure anymore

Draftsman/Designer

LIKE:
-Comfy
-CAD can be fun
-Decent salary
-Get to see my ideas come to life
-Coworkers fairly chill and we all communicate well(short of a few interns)

DISLIKE:
-Deadlines, deadlines, deadlines
-Projects sometimes lose funding so weeks/months worth of work suddenly don't amount to shit
-Middle aged co-workers that don't know DICK about computers who fuck your shit up and are basically just slow as balls so you end up holding their hand through basic things
>yuh kno back in MY day all we used were pencils, triangles, and drafting boards
Yeah too bad that shit's obsolete as fuck now.

Job

NSA contractor
I've learned a lot at this job and will probably go far when I decide to move up to another company. "Hopefully soon"

Cons
Pay is shit once you hit the engineer level, and they don't pay overtime. If you have projects coming down the line doesn't mean you will be one of them working on it and that could leave you with zero knowledge of what is going on at a company level.
More cons
Female coworkers, get more attention and if they need help with something there's a line of guys wanting to help out, When I was first starting out some would help but it wasn't immediate and it's noticeable when the guys ignore your request for assistance but run to help the chicks out. So far, most of the females have left our dept. So its a sausage fest with a lot of egos

what does a consultant do

What do you design?

are you a furry

Literally nothing. It's a meme.

how does one land a consultancy job? and what does "literally nothing" mean?

>Deadend

No shit.

t. Now ex. Developer rapidly trying to shift into management and product development.

I don't earn more than I used to, but there is a path for upwards movement.

I'm convinced development is meant for people between the age of 20 and 25. Anything after that is a time sink.

I am 37 and I am making twice as much as everyone else I went to high school with.

How did you get into managerial? Not sure if the shift is worth it, even with the pay increase.

Its basically a man who goes around to companys and gets payed to spend everyones time at meetings telling lame buzzwords about how they can be better att their job. A job he most likely has never had and knows very little about.

CEOs for some reason pays a lot of money for this stupid shit thinking that it will work.

>Seafood "clerk"

Like:
>my coworkers are criminally incompetent so it's easy to look better than them
>that's really about it

Hate:
>coworkers are criminally incompetent, this is by choice
>doing managerial-level work (AKA managing/maintaining the entire department pretty much by myself) for the pay of a grocery bagger ($9 an hour)
>no opportunities to advance (The seafood "manager" position is dead end)
>managers won't promote me because I can't work full time
>coworkers put in 0 effort and make no attempts to avoid mistakes because they know I can, will, and have to fix them
>coworkers can't be fired because no one else wants the position
>I loathe seafood, it makes me wretch and my stomach turn. I don't even eat the shit.
>I smell like fish every single day
>I have to smell the fish to see if it's rotten
>sometimes it is
>old people want .50 lbs, no more, no less. If you're over or under, too bad cut another fillet.
>People /will not/ buy the tail end of a salmon even though it's literally the same exact meat as the rest of the fish
>The "well case" (where we put the pre-made/pre-packaged stuff) smells like rancid cum
>literally no one but me cleans the department, if I have two days off the entire place develops a disgusting miasma and a skin-crawling slimy/scaly film
I could go on, but this is making me depressed

why the fuck am I still even working here

I work for this architectural fabrication firm so mostly "architectural details". Stuff like stairs, catwalks, railings, canopies, custom lighting and the like. The occasional "historical renovation" contract comes through and next thing you know you're re-designing parts of a fucking lighthouse or some old train station.

I'm still fairly new to the field so they usually don't put me on anything too big or exciting.

security guarding is kinda based though, you get to make life miserable for people who cause trouble

t. security guard

...

aka you have to spend your nights with anoying youths who vomit on you.

damn. if the pay is shit, maybe try looking for a job elsewhere

Technically I'm qualified to work entry level IT positions but I have a very small resume being fresh out of High School with no prior IT-related work experience.

All I have is my self-education. While I know a lot and know what I'm doing, I can't really put that on my resume.

I also have bad anxiety and it's hard for me to transfer to a new job, but I have to grow a pair and do it because this shit it ridiculous.

Job Title:
intern for a (American) senator (state legislature not federal

Love:
I really enjoy helping out with casework for constituents. I work at a local office in the Senator's home district rather than his office in the state capitol so what we deal with is all local issues and events. Also the office is within easy walking distance of my house. Comfy as fuck.

Hate:
I don't get paid.

At least I'm getting university credit for the position, and hopefully it'll help me get a real job later on. I'm also taking an online course so my parents don't mind feeding me and letting me live at home even though I don't currently earn any income, it's like being a full time student but without any rent.

Job: Warehouse bitch

Pros:
>Very easy work, can do it hungover, underslept, whatever
>Banter with the lads
>No stress whatsoever
>When you clock off you don't have to worry about your job
>Very local (5 minute drive)
>Get to drive a cool scooter with forks all day
>Not a single female in the entire warehouse of 30+ guys

Cons
>Telling people you work in a warehouse at 26
>£8 per hour
>Not going anywhere
>Sometimes my right knee hurts from all the bending down
>Not a single female in the entire warehouse of 30+ guys

surely entry-level IT positions pay better? that should be motivation enough to make the switch. the better working conditions are just an added bonus. you know what you have to do. just do it

Never had that happen to me, but then again I don't work at night clubs. I'm väktare, not ordningsvakt.

>Job Title
USAF pilot
>Like
Lived in Japan for 4 years
Been to 12+ countries
Done some cool stuff (medevacs, etc)
Dedication of the people around me
>Dislikes
Tayyip Erdogan
China
>yes, these affect my job
Being gone all of the time
Could be way better paid as a civilian
CBTs

Don't forget to get your A&P

No

I know furry fetishes give out big bucks but I refuse to sell out like that

>Waiter at a fancy hotel

Like:
>Must of the time the pay is crazy good, even for someone without experience at all
>lots of free food and soda
>crazy hot girls around must of the time
>I get to carry heavy stuff around

Hate:
>dead end job, moving up is literally impossible and even undesired
>really long shift, 13/14 hours is the norm
>coworkers are normalfags, have nothing in common with them
>I'm a PhD dropout so I'm really wasting all that effort in a job a trained monkey can do

All in all is not that bad, I earn 2/3 times more that when I was a teacher

>>crazy hot girls around must of the time
not a pro if you can't fuck them
>>I'm a PhD dropout so I'm really wasting all that effort in a job a trained monkey can do
what was your PhD going to be in?

>NEET

Job Title:
Student

Love:
It's fun. I enjoy academia and the people I've met. I'm not at a liberal art shithole school.
Hate:
The cost and that potential for a dead end. I shouldn't have any debt, so not getting a job would just make me feel like shit. Backup job is teaching English abroad or Spanish here, since I'm double majoring with Spanish.

For breaks:
Job title
Assistant to the Title Agent

Love
Chill and comfy af, super flexible hours (I can take three days off with a days notice, or work 90+ hours a pay period and get overtime). Good connections because it's an attorney's office. Lots of fun stories and old ladies who hate each other and gossip.

Hate:
Nothing really, since it's not a career, just a job for when I'm not at school.

How old are ye? There's still hope.

>the pay is crazy good
and how much would that be in Mexico?
>PhD dropout
what was your major? and why dropout anyway?

Investment Banker

Like:
Tricking rich people, particularly non-Jewish people

Hate:
Those days where you make less than a thousand bucks

>sell out
tbqh I wish I could draw furry porn because I'm a degenerate who'd have a stupid boner the entire time

I'm curious, how do they affect your job?

>While I know a lot and know what I'm doing, I can't really put that on my resume.

Can't you just, don't know set up some kind of portfolio to show around? Anyway you can put everything you know how to do in a resume, like a special section of things you can do but didn't learn at a school

19

I was a NEET up until 23. So you still have 4 years on my former self.

You can always learn to drawn, user, it's worth the effort.

Drawing porn for yourself is fun but when you run commissions you have to cater to weird shit that you're not into.

Even if you only do SFW commissions or requests you'll eventually be contacted by the autists from DeviantArt with weird fetishes, telling you it's just a "fascination with cartoon tropes" or something retarded like that.

kek

Turkey is a NATO member, and a critical allied piece of clay in that corner of the world. Erdogan supports the extremists if it means he stays in power and us begging Putin to cram it up his tailpipe. NATO bases in Turkey used to be safe for personnel. They aren't anymore.

China's 9-Dashed-Line and South China Sea general fuckery literally (not figuratively) dictated what I did in my daily life in Japan.

why do u think it is dead end (altho i agree w you both)

t. ex developer, current vegetable farmer and EBay flipper

>what was your PhD going to be in
Biotechnology, I'm actually quite good at Molecular Biology.
>nd how much would that be in Mexico?
Well I must admit I was using hyperbole but anyway, the first month I did like a thousand bucks, I know it doesn't sound that much but a)everything is cheaper in Mexico b)I knew nothing about the trade c)is pretty much at the top of what I could earn as a teacher

an actual crazy good salary is 2 or 3 times that, then you are at the top of the middle class here in Mexico.

Väktare is okay i guess. Problem is that their job is a bit pointless and they are not allowed to do tve fun stuff.

Skyddsvakt masterrace

I'm still a student but I'm already working in the field so I'll tell you what I can already tell.

Job title:
>Pharmacist

HATE:
>Talking to people all day
>If I don't spot the doctor's mistake, I can be responsible for a patient's death
>The education never ends
>Having to deal with temperamental patients
>When you know they often wrecked their own health

Like:
>The nicer parts of human interaction
>Reasonably relaxed job
>Student of pharmacy gets good pay
>Pharmacist gets great pay (where I live)
>I'm 6'5'' and look bulky with the lab coat, so no patients actually bother me

Job Title

AR Analyst

Like:
>Great pay
>Great location
>top tier food
>benefits fucking everywhere

Dislike:
>have to wake up at 5:30 am

can you snus on the job in Sweden?

Yes. Everyone does it

I bought some of pic related for the first time from an online shop, hoping its decent

What I know how to do is administrate Linux computers. I know Linux inside and out as if it's my own child.

Unfortunately, I can't think of any way I could show this other than maybe running a webserver from home. Even then, it would be hard to prove it's mine or that I set it up myself when it's so easy to just rent a server and use bootstrap or something.

I also know how to administrate windows computers, repair hardware, and troubleshoot. Basic IT stuff. It's just a hard thing to put into a portfolio.

this is going to sound really stupid, but another thing that makes me hesitant to quit is that the idea of quitting this job feels like I would be betraying all my co-workers and managers on a personal level.
My managers aren't bad people and it just makes me feel so guilty to want to quit

I know this is completely irrational and people quit jobs all the time, but I just can't stop this shitty feeling of guilt.

Skruf is considered kinda shit here but whatever floats your boat i guess

> snus

What the fuck.

this is literally it

it's the aforementioned bullshit i talked about here
i hate it.

>online womanizer
HATE
>kissing women's asses and we ding them nudes
>Always getting messaged through social media for dick pics at the most awkward times
>Juggling social media accounts and remembering all of my aliases so none of the girls find out about each other
>Can only ask for money so many times before she gets wise or you actually have to meet up with her for sex
LOVE
>The money
>The blowjobs
>The gifts
>The sense of mental domination over other human beings
>The fact that I could literally be fucking your mom

didn't know what to buy, i probably should have got white portion for the first time too

tobacco you put under your upper lip. 90% safer than smoking, same rush.

Urban Planner

>the good
Okay pay, lots of leeway, basically make up my duties, interesting work

>the bad
Politics. OH MY FUCKING GOD, the POLITICS

>the ugly
Fucking night meetings on salary. Gah.

>supervisors are racist

what do you mean

>Urban planner
I know it sounds weird but that seems like a cool job, you must really like your community I assume?

Also, why are the politics bad? It would appear that a job such as yours wouldn't have to meddle with the government, you just plan stuff to be built/fixed/redesigned, right?

Job Title:
NEET

Hate:
>no money, can't pay debt
>feel like a piece of shit despite knowing that wage slave is even worse

Like:
>free time can be used for watching animu, playing vidya, studying, bettering myself

I think I'm doing a Master's next year, at least I can teach classes while studying for some goycoins.

at the end of the day, you have to look out for yourself man. your new job is going to improve your quality of life and I think you should be a little more selfish when it comes to that
get over the guilt. it's irrational

>job title
administration in part time
>like
has a lot of free time
not much deadline
a decent pay
>hate
job description is varied as fk
has to contact a lot of people

That the supervisors are racist

what did he mean by this

>Implying that's bad
You must be one of those really brown mexicanos

Job
>NEET
Hate
>my neighbors always talk about my NEETness
>don't have money to spend on stuff
Like
>don't need to work to eat
>win the society because if you work, you lose
>can shitpost on Sup Forums more longer

Job title:

interpreter

hate:
it's freelance shit so y'know, no security and all

like:
it's fun
I earn quite a lot

I do enjoy my work, I honestly do. As for the political end, shit. You have no idea. You wouldn't think a planner is wrapped up in that shit, but in my office it's pretty much all there is. You meet the developers, and the supers and that gets you in real tight with how shit actually gets done. I know every elected official on this side of the state personally. If you ain't got the gift of diplomacy, this shit aint for you.

I wish I could go back to just making maps sometimes. That was fun.

for what languages do you interpret? For what languages do you interpret into?

I don't know :(

I-Is that bad, America-san?

...

Go into a minimum wage place or a place with a fuckton of turn over. Proceed to sell yourself well/come off as well written.

Boom. Job.

Yeah those type of wagecuck jobs suck but it will get you away from debt.

t. Security Guard

Same boat OP. It pays part of my rent to my parents and keeps my car running while I am in school.

As long as you're looking to move up elsewhere in your life: you're not a complete loser cuck.

from italian to english and vicevera
also english to german

I'm currently working on my malay, mostly because it's a beautiful language, hopefully I'll get good in 1 year or so

Aw that sounds annoying. Do you still get to actually plan out stuff? Have any of your projects been built/finished?

*viceversa

I don't want to push any stereotypes but I'm drunk, sorry