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the streets edition

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listening to some mathcore lads

Call the cops I'm off me chops

Asuka.

First for go to bed its almost 0100

GEOFFREY

Dry your eyes mate

was about to leave it but i just noticed there's an 8.1gb webrip of it so i'll definitely watch it

love reading about SAS shenanigans desu makes me very sad I'll never be able to apply for selection

/r/ing the link to this, was a pwopah hoot

*yawns and wakes up, kissing your forehead* good morning lad :3

for medial reasons? SASR are badass

>mathcore

mathcore is just meshuggah and all its bastard offspring

youtube.com/watch?v=ff9s7m-UpXk

clinton is fucked from every single angle

If you did it would be sometime in the 2020's and the sas would be sent to prevent the resurgence of the IRA in NI.

I'd blow your brains out you skiving little rat.

anime lads

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The SAS would blow your brains out

the IRA were only capable of picking off territorial army greenhorns

first (You) decides which topic i rap about

no

Typical Irish runt, can't wait until we forcibly re-assimilate you

yep, one fucking allergy hahahaha I'd get turned away from the army instantly. kinda makes me sad thinking about it, I legit wanted to join from like age 9 and really wanted to try out for the SASR

Do you reckon there'll be a terrorist attack of the scale of 9/11 again in our lifetime?

...

A Grand Don't Come For Free is underrated.

there will be when i drop a bomb into Katla so that Iceland will become relevant again

Don't think so mate plenty of sas men killed by the ira. Ira had operators too.

>recording a video on a phone with a broken screen with another phone

no means no when you a hoe but i ain't tryna date ya i finna rapa ya

want priti patel to nibble on my sweaty bollocks

>Not Where The Streets Have No Name edition

not laughed this hard in a long time

I want to get thin but I don't want to be retarded. Which is it /brit/?

I am so fucked this semester

gonna have to learn to use Linux and C in 5 weeks

i've heard this semester is the one where the most people drop out but i dont want to but im so retarded

i certainly hope so

really? i have a slight allergy to hay, could i lie?

Chaffetz is pretty based during the committee hearings a few weeks ago

No fan of yank politics but this is weird enuff

Best terrorist attack idea: Rig Cumbre Vieja to explode..

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megatsunami#Canary_Islands

>If it were to catastrophically slide into the ocean, it could generate a wave with an initial height of about 1,000 metres (3,300 ft) at the island, and a likely height of around 50 metres (164 ft) at the Caribbean and the Eastern North American seaboard when it runs ashore eight or more hours later. Tens of millions of lives could be lost in the cities and/or towns of St. John's, Halifax, Boston, New York, Baltimore, Washington, D.C., Miami, Havana and the rest of the Eastern Coasts of the United States and Canada, as well many other cities on the Atlantic coast in Europe, South America and Africa.

>ywn shag geoffery while off your chops

well?

what are we waiting for?

going to watch some brazillian deep kissing porn

halifax mentioned

jesus christ

Hmm yes

very impressive

Listening to an ending by Brian Eno lads

Doing a think

i NEED a bf

would be good this

praying to god this is true

This the standard issue tactical blade for so called RA "operators"

supervillain idea: blow up yellowstone volcano

would the south coast of Britain be alri? If so then yeah top banter hahaha

>views Sup Forums bans
>pretty much filled with people getting banned for posting cuckold porn.

FFS

chortled

new jeans have stained my legs completely blue

Lad culture is pretty amazing, desu. Fucking a lady boy just for a laugh.

Lads

god doesn't exist

lads

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whoops hehe thought i was alone

IIRC, Cornwall gets hit. Possibly worth it anyway.

>Be on my dad's computer
>Want to visit BBC.com
>First suggested result is Blacked.
What's the big deal here?

Wish I had that much confidence in myself t b h

never going to happen, probably be another 5 years before anyone without a shitty illness can smoke it

can taste something petrol-like in my throat

face is also feeling weird

Thanks for increasing my vocabulary user.

yes he does
me mate dave spoke to him not last friday but the friday before that after thursday

>Interracial porn

What's the deal? Why do people find it so appealing? Why do yanks love it?

*smokes cannabis cigarette*

hmm, quite..

learned that one from the old beano comics back when

>meme magic
>kek

Umm sorry but no Hunni x

would still gut someone like a fish

It's just a meme.

>tfw normies don't think it's a police state already.

i don't know jerry haha

i live in an area thats voted it down a few times, still cant wrap my head around why people aren't voting for it 2bh.

whoah... fuck!

not a hope in hell tories will allows this m8

>jerry
>j
Fuck sake, just leave.

really crazy to think that theres a terrifying skeleton just hanging out inside of us

Skin them alive more like!

Hillary Clinton really does creep the fuck out of me la

have you ever cut open a large animal?

you'd have your work making holes in a cadaver with that, nevermind something fighting back.

FUCK
forgot to do it
going to do it now

...

gonna have a wank then watch a fulm

watched now you see me 2 yesterday. it was a little silly

what should i watch today?

the point of a shiv is to stab someone in the heart or neck when they're unawares

>people

try pharmaceutical lobbyists.

Many states are legalizing marijuana and Canada will legalize it completely. It will all be completely different in 5 - 10 years.

Actually lad, when you really think about it. The essence of "You" exists solely in your brain. Therefore, you are actually trapped inside the skeleton.

yeah m8 from what i understand tonnes of people lie about hayfever. i had anaphylaxis and i've been treated for it and no longer have it at all but stigma sticks and my RAST test is still too high

who /9am lecture tommorrow/

haha

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the gf

can't believe cameron hung himself
grim

who /monday wednesday friday/ lecture

hot tbf

this is why women should never be heads of state


shes too emotionally unstable to perform a job of that caliber. one minute shes dancing through the streets, the next shes crying about her period or something

I still think you would have a hard time, It isnt very sharp so even if you make contact with the jugular or carotid you still may not cut it, getting through the ribcage with that will take alot of strength

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