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dude weed lmao edition

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koran

>tetrahydrocannabinol (or weed as the disillusioned youth like to refer to it as) is dangerous. I ask you dear reader, what need do we have for ducking and diving jivesters and their jazz music to run rampant like it was the swinging sixties again? Yeah baby!? - I say no thanks Jack! pah!

>And my message to those tokesters in this consortium here today: Take your wacky backy and go packy!!

>Thank you, Thank you!

I went to the school of hard knocks ama

gonna roll up as soon as i clean my dick hahaha

hate Canadians 2bh

eid mubarak maisie tbf

alright, since youve lived so much life

how do you get a gf?

>open thread
>this starts playing
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*tokes up a mondo blunt*
*blows it all over Sup Forums*

relax breddahssss...

Sophia Knight's big white arse

want another one?

there is literally nothing wrong with smoking weed everyday

pics x

Need a stoner gf.

I'd eat you runt

1) connections
2) grindr
3) alcohol

hope yanny isn't awake
FOBY

when i make my seth rogen movie will you guys help me re-do the script? we could all co-write a seth rogen movie 2gether..

>1) connections
>2) grindr
>3) alcohol

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Literally every day of my life

Wag1 yah mandem getting the hashish in. Purple kush proper loud, loud for days.

*picks up 2 by 4, walking over to a group of druggies*

have at it then

hey thats a pretty comfy song

can somebody post the Rachel Riley video where she's wearing a see through nylon skirt and the camera pans down to it, you'll know the one

I saw it the other day and didn't think it was worth a save but I can't get it out of my head

PLEASE HELP IT WAS POSTED HERE

it is
i just notice they use it all the time in stoner movies and their ilk

toking on a zoot hahaha

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nice digits familia

Americans are being massive babies and sperging because some French tv woman gave some basic banter to Jonah hill about her rather having sex with Brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio

ok so this song is definitely going to be in the seth rogen movie at least once

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having a music

meme yourself fham

tfw your bf kisses you on the neck while you're the little spoon and you can feel his fresh cum dripping out of you

I just want to hug a British person to tightly that it squeezes the smugness out

*tokes up a fat 5 paper zootie*
*teleports to 1960's vietnam*
*All along the watchtower starts playing*
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hehe

Vaginas are a fucking mess. They look disgusting and they get all wet and sloppy. They stink of fish..

best looking cars are from the:
pre 40's - grandad
50's - fedora
60's - patrician
70's - oddball
80's - demi-patrician
90's - twentysomething
00's - child
10's - gutter pleb

I did it for /brit/

Spread the word

you just know brad pitt and leo dicaprio like party together a lot and shit and called each other up like "yo bro, hear about that french chick that wants to fuck us? how about we go over there and rock her fuckin' world" and they go to france on a party jet, meet up with the french girl, bang the shit out of her and make her dream come true


must be fun to be a movie star hahaaa

still better than a flesh shit pipe

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a pretty cunt is a prerequisite for me, could never have a gf with a mangled minge

Wouldn't want to feel your rolls of fat squeezed up on me

>best looking cars are from the 60s

need a gf that sees that im nearly a diamond in the rough and that im a good investment.....

hm

hmm

hmmm

really makes u think

need a GF

I don't wanna take my time going to work! I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag and 10 or 15 girls, what the hell I want to go off and go to work for? Work for what? Money? I got all the money in the world.

I'm the king, man. I run the underworld guy. I decide who does what and where they do it at. Why am I gonna go around and act like a teenybopper for someone else's money? I make the money, man. I roll the nickels.

The game is mine. I deal the cards

nearly

>it's a windows update breaks asus smartgesture episode
ahh yes a familiar episode

I just offed myself. In hell rn

shan't be reading this

Why do you keep coming back to /brit/?

The gimmicks are shit, the memes are shit, the banter is shit. It's full of fucking boring, retarded JFs clamouring for attention and mentally ill halfwits desperate for (You)s. An endless stream of shit quips in a race for the bump limit so some spastic can can think he's done something special in his life by creating a 'new'.

what exactly is this image implying?

holy shit jack white just died, can't quite believe it 2bh

Ah yes, the pinnacle of aesthetics

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You'll give me a different answer when winter is here

It's 2:34AM

and I got up at 5PM

I got nothing better to do

Just had the molars pulled out lads

>0 deaths in history

hmmm

I love this because I know it was made by some SJW pleb who is a cog in the self governing anti-freespeech machine that does exactly what this image warns of.

oh shit same, where u at

im in the third circle

honestly don't give a shit about cannabis

kill yourself

rate my car lads
1994

what are you talking about? they are beautiful

what? why would you do that?

put them back in

not directly at least

i don't, i'm only here because Sup Forums is full of handegg rn

>The gimmicks are shit, the memes are shit, the banter is shit. It's full of fucking boring, retarded JFs clamouring for attention and mentally ill halfwits desperate for (You)s. An endless stream of shit quips in a race for the bump limit so some spastic can can think he's done something special in his life by creating a 'new'.

custodian

>weed cures cancer

lets ignore the fact the main method for ingesting it causes more cancer than fucking cigarettes let alone alcohol and assume every weed smoker is a member of vapenation, it does not fucking cure cancer

what exactly is it that causes fanny flaps to change colour, because that's fucking rancid like white dog shit

>roasties
eww janitor clean this filth up

Can you tell if someone is a runt just based on the shape of their vulva?

imagine havin' a go at one of these things


=(

*breathes down your neck*

you're stupid of course it cures cancer, that's why big pharma wants it to stay illegal because cancer makes them billions.

>could never have a gf

FTFY

this is why I shag with the lights off

looks nice. how many miles it got on it?

*shudders in ecstasy*

Are you talking about the average car made in the 60s vs the average car of other decades or the very best of the best cars in each decade?

You're still wrong but that'd explain it.

*shudders involuntarily*

you aint no muslim bruv

I bet you'd get all kinds of menopausal strange in that piece of shit

Gambling with Hitler and Stalin, ninth circle. Come pham

>when you get a gf and all her runt orbiters start falling from the sky
>"I can"t really be a friend to you"
>"I feel like this boyfriend of yours is a roadblock for us"
>"I"ll forgive you if you dump him"
>alpha satellite who isn't the big boy anymore trying to brag about being an apprentice electrician
>that one guy she calls a brother who so desperately wants her

Loving it

this is why I'm a virgin

very best desu

if average then it'd be between 80's and 90's i guess

60k. the interior is pristine

>you're stupid of course it cures cancer, that's why big pharma wants it to stay illegal because cancer makes them billions.

> lets ignore the fact the main method for ingesting it causes more cancer than fucking cigarettes

[citation required]

I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now

Some are disgusting, some are cute

You really gotta get lucky.
>tfw my gf has a beautiful vagina

Might honestly stay with her forever just for that reason

The nice one at the bottom row is perfect to me. Feel sorry for the girls with the Hope Solos

>smoking weed and tobacco without a filter causes less cancer than smoking tobacco with a filter

the effects of filtered and unfiltered smoke are well documented

me on the top right