/GG/ Guitar General

yeah, that's one of my favorite setups.
I have a Tele and a blackface Fender head and I play doom and shoegaze-influenced indie rock.

Is he wrong /GG/?
What would a different version of this ad look like?
>it's the X series, so it's serious as shit," the New York City-based guitar seller writes. "[It's] not for wimp rock or doom metal. It's only for serious riffs and metal.

"It's from 1984 (most likely older than you or your favorite shitty bands). It plays Eighties metal perfectly—Kreator, Motorhead, maybe some Venom, Judas Priest, Randy Rhoads (but if you want to play Randy Rhoads, you should buy a Randy Rhoads, you scum).

"This guitar can also play Motley Crue and Megadeth. This guitar will be perfect for playing in a Motley Crue cover band (but you don't, though, because you don't have the chops).

"THIS GUITAR WILL NOT PLAY DOOM METAL. This guitar needs to play GOOD RIFFS and not BORING doom riffs. If your favorite band is Black Sabbath, I can't sell this guitar to you. If you own a Fender or Gibson and want to upgrade, I can't sell this to you (Ibanez Japanese guitars are the PRIME of guitar craftsmanship crafted by the ancient Japanese wizards—if you think otherwise, you haven't played one of these HEAVY METAL BATTLE TANKS.)

"If you want to play REAL GUITAR RIFFS, this guitar is for you! If you have a Marshall full-stack in your bedroom, THIS GUITAR IS FOR YOU. If you say you are ready to buy this guitar and show up to buy it wearing a Mastodon shirt, I can't sell it to you. I MEAN RIFFS, not some banjo jangle pentatonic shit. If you own an HM2, this guitar is perfect. You can get the perfect chainsaw distortion with these HOT HIGH GAIN RAIL PICKUPS. Real riffs only."

want my weeb mustang when I off myself?

Is this the tele equivalent then?

Ah that's good to hear. I don't want to feel limited by what sounds I can get.
I'll definitely do this too when I get to it. Thanks

I spit my drink. Hilarious.

Tele seems to be a little darker blue than what I was going for, but sure why not?

It's another "changes with the lighting" situation because of the metallicy finish

Oh shit, yea that looks more like it.

It'll limit you somewhat, probably won't do hardcore punk or high gain metal, etc. but you can get a ton of genres out of a setup like that. Fender stuff is some of the most versatile out there.

that binding is so sexy

What kind of amp would you guys recommend to get a smooth bluesy tone whist being able to play your casual rock/indie? I'm thinking I'm going to have to invest into seperate amps but wondered if there's one out there that does both. I use a fender blacktop strat. Price range is anything really