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FUCK OFF I AM SO SICK OF YOU EASTER? SHIT YOU LIMEY GITS I FUCKING SWEAR IF I SEE ON MORE POST WITH EASTER? ON IT I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOUR FUCKING FAMILY

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Easter?

EASTER?

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Can someone please explain to me the epic Easter? meme to me

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>Ironically pretending not to get it


nice

The point is, ladies and gentleman, Americans who usually dwell in the middle of North American continents, don't, actually, celebrate, the Easter.

basically some ebin euro mememasters have thought up an imaginary holiday called "easter" and pretend like they all celebrate it and that Americans are the odd ones out by not celebrating it. And then a bunch of american posters insist that they do indeed celebrate it to look like they fit in and are above other Americans, when in reality they just look retarded because euros know that nobody actually celebrates their made up holiday

easter egg hunts are the best, i'm 30 and still do them with my mommy.

pretty meta bro

*highfives you*

fuck off faggot

What? But Americans do celebrate Easter? I don't fucking get it, is this some 4-dimensional rusing?

no need to be rude

want to know a good hiding spot for an egg? put some cling wrap around the toilet seat under the lid, and you can hide it there. DON'T TELL ANYONE THE SECRET.

Just fucking quit it already, your not impressing the Europeans on the board, they're all laughing there asses off hearing you insist that you fit in by practicing some shit they made up

>Ohio Walmart

That explains the sharting

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were all fucking sick of it, but as long as europoors keep insisting on pushing this "EASTER IS A REAL THING GUIZZZ I SWEAR XD" meme then it will continue

Exactly bro, we have our own traditions and holidays we can be proud of. Regardless of if the whole "easter" thing exists or not (ive heard contesting theories), we dont need some foreign holiday. We already have proud american holidays like Tuckers Eve, Colakiltana, and Pioneer day

Wait, what do you mean "American holidays?" I mean I know Pioneer Day and Fourth of July are American exclusive, but are you really saying nobody else celebrates Colakiltana or Tuckers Eve? Tf

Why wouldn't other countries celebrate Pioneer Day? That's such a fun holiday. I want to dress up like a pioneer right now.

how did you not know this

i mean why would they? Pioneer day is based off American tradition and history

Because it's fun to dress up like a pioneer! I want to celebrate the german one where they put those funny pants on too. That looks like a blast.