New fiver edition
/brit/
Angel Gutierrez
Jordan Brown
korean pop
Ayden Wright
Sup Forums
Michael Richardson
>there are benders in this thread that don't have a new fiver yet
I'll be honest, ket is easier with a cotton note.
Josiah Nguyen
The blacker gf
Adrian Sullivan
>got myself a tinder date with an australian girl
give me tips to impress her
Jace Hernandez
Asuka.
Luis Morales
>10 years ago comic books and video games were considered autistic
>now they're considered "cool" by normies
When will anime become socially acceptable and inevitably killed by normies?
Hunter Ross
say you bash seppos
Aaron Reed
be yourself :)
Aaron Evans
made a mistake watching this after eating aaaaaahaaa
Jeremiah Long
Never, because anie is shit
Logan Perez
Already happened/happening m8.
Anthony Fisher
I hear thunder but theres no rain
this kind of thunder breaks wall and window pane
Parker Price
been actionposting with the gf quite a lot recently
she doesn't seem to mind
Brayden Ramirez
Anime is more socially accepted than comics.
Austin Howard
no one considers video games or comics cool
Parker Powell
>he's not in Malaga shagging fat ugly sunburnt girls
Hudson Ward
Just found poleaboos new blog
poleaboo.bIoghost.com
The absolute STATE of him
Jack Nelson
Just voted for the banner
Jack Clark
not touching that link with a ten foot pole
Lincoln Cook
>In september
alryt povvo
Brayden Johnson
>At 10.30 that night he made his way home on his bike. “As I'm riding on the pavement on my way back, he jumps out of the bushes and grabs me,” Youssef remembers. “I said: ‘What are you doing?" He says: I’ve come to measure your muscles.’ He puts his measuring tape around my arms and my chest. He goes to put it around my legs but I run off.”
Owen Nguyen
Literal virus.
Ryder Brooks
*inhales*
*exhales*
*inhales*
*exhales*
*scratches right arm*
*inhales*
*exhales*
*presses update button*
*inhales*
*exhales*
*inhales*
*exhales*
*presses "I am not a robot"
*selects 3 pictures of apartment buildings*
*inhales*
*exhales*
*clicks verify*
*inhales*
*exhales*
*presses post*
Nolan Wood
...
James Nelson
Nice try pakifag
Austin Anderson
everything of note in this country happens in London.
Camden Reyes
See
Jose Morris
Start off the date by smelling her bum, a good long sniff ought to do it
Logan Gonzalez
aaaahhh,,,
hmm...
James Jones
they're taking the gimmicks to insengard!
Jaxson White
Only true 90s kids will remember the terror inspired by Purple "let me touch your muscles" Aki
Carson Evans
*sacrifices the mandem to Moloch*
Noah Mitchell
>family and their friends are outside having a BBQ and I'm here shitposting on the internet
Might get drunk as balls tonight as well.
Logan Baker
Never, because it can literally never be created in western markets. Closest thing you'll get is western animation (TITS american animation) becoming more popular, which is happening right now.
Luis Harris
good lad
that dough looks foul, are those real crickets?
Bentley Green
Literally dropped purple aki when I was out with me scouser cousin outside a nightclub
Mason Adams
>him
How DARE you
Dominic Flores
prove you aren't him trying to get people to talk about you again
Hunter Gray
>defending Poeaboo's delusions
uganda be kidding me
Landon Miller
>get home after a hard day wageslaving
>make a cup of tea
>no milk
Justin Hill
During the court case, DC Andrew Rowlings told how "Purple Aki became sexually aroused while forcing terrified young men to perform "inverted piggybacks" — ordering them to squat so he could lean over their backs with his face by their buttocks and his genitalia on their necks, while squeezing their quad muscles". During the court case Arobieke made an apology to his victims and admitted that he was "infamous, notorious, everything from a bogeyman to whatever."
>Inverted Piggybacks
Howling
Benjamin Martinez
>milk in tea
boggles my mind
Grayson Cook
happening already, much more than video games / comics have at least
Austin Moore
VERY impressive virus
Paki cunt
Zachary Morris
>work at supermarket
>get home
>make myself a sausage sarnie
>realise I have no bread
Christian Baker
the gf
Zachary Flores
James Jackson
>gf and her friends are at her house having a BBC and I'm here shitposting on the internet
Might off myself tonight as well
Lincoln Powell
>go down
>"look who's come out of his cave"
Lucas Stewart
Why is an iPhone 6 Plus taking a selfie with a iPhone 6?
Carter Young
aha alri Shaim (holocaust reference)
Andrew Scott
Oi lad, don't take the piss out of me yeah?
Nah, fuck that. Already had my daily shit, got day old pizza to eat, and some water. I'm set for the next few hours at least.
Juan Lee
business idea: cocaine chewing gum
Cameron Sullivan
might complain to ofcom about these money supermarket ads
Caleb Robinson
Glad to see you're sticking with best gimmick
Brody Russell
we should get rid of the 1p coin
Christopher Kelly
Desperately want an older sister to teach me about sex and let me sick on her tits whenever I want while she just ignores me
Too bad I don't have any sisters
Owen Davis
...
Dominic Foster
awful
Grayson White
all the young dudes
carry the news
Levi Smith
you've got some beta parents if they let you skip social events hosted at home
Nathan Rodriguez
would still rather shag her than some fat bird who calls herself 'curvy'
Brayden Perry
this has literally never happened you delusional deviant
Mason Miller
business idea: hand-held mobile communication device
Kevin Diaz
Ahh yes, MF doom. That oldschool shit.
Angel Richardson
business idea: holding hands with others
Dylan Rivera
I did this last night except with fish fingers.
Jeremiah Lopez
>the UK lives 5 hours into the future
incredible
Kevin Thompson
I work nights normally (although it's my night off) and not long woke up. Just told them I'm not hungry, and they were more than happy to just let me autism in my own room rather than infront of their friends.
Dylan Anderson
>lanklets
Logan Rivera
any 68 year old pakistani men about?
Christian Ramirez
fan of this gimmick
Juan Thomas
iktf
Joshua Evans
You get nuked in three, sorry lad
Hudson Thompson
>work in supermarket
>get home
>make myself a sausage sarnie
>get my bread ready
>realise I have no sausages
Dominic Edwards
In five hours Obama trips up and lands on his face on national television. Just giving you a heads up.
Tyler Lewis
Dylan Foster
Ahh yes, MF doom and RZA. Truly wonderful, bliss, beautiful, music to my ears. That instrumental. that good shit.
David Ross
Mental to think about
Wonder how much those 5 hours a day extra add up to after a year
Ryan Phillips
i got your sausage right 'ere!
*grabs crotch*
Ian Cruz
Austin Hernandez
>family event
>wheres user! i havent seen him in forever
>oh hes in his room hehe
>user COME HERE YOUR AUNTIE WANTS TO SEE YOU
>oh my user you look so tall!
>what! you dont have a girlfriend! you look like a heartbreaker
Blake Russell
Calm down Kev.
David King
>asian
>6'4
doubting
Nicholas Sanders
alri leaf
Liam Myers
*shits behind the couch*
Jayden Jones
>tfw everytime you see an elderly family member they tell you how handsome you are and ask how your gf is doing
>have to tell them I don't have one while I mong around like the ugly cunt I am
I can't tell if they're taking the piss or not.
Landon Gonzalez
yeah their taking the piss la
Noah Butler
just fuck your family
problemo solved
Christopher Perez
REEE my Grandma keeps doing this.
>Oh do you have a girlfriend yet
>Have you thought about children yet user
etc etc
Hudson White
I told them I'm gay and they fucking disowned me
Chase Howard
...
Leo Lee
>mfw a girl in work asked me how tall I was and I told her in feet and inches but she then asked how many centimetres because she's from europe and I unironically respond 190
Robert Turner
They just want what's best for you la
Michael Baker
saw a plane flying low earlier on and thought it'd be great if it just dropped a massive bomb and ended my pathetic existence
Ayden Allen
Any of you boyos wanna give my bellend a little kiss?
Daniel Hall
*sends in dave to sort you out*