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subject goes in the subject box you dopey cunt edition

also purple aki wants a feel of your muscles

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korean pop

Name a show more boring than The One Show

hehe read that story today, what a legend

are brits really this weird or are you guys forcing it?

How many rounds do you reckon you could go against Aki?

>patient comes into the surgery
>has the urge to grope everything
>wants to feel my muscles
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

eviscerate yourself

I WANT CARALAD BACK

>10 bings lads
>10 bings

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this
don't know how it's stayed on air for so long

it's like they've been caught off guard and need to fill time for an hour

In the north being felt up by the Purple One is considered a great honour

>tfw

How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?

Are the men kicking the ball?

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when I was 14 I was kinda fond of a girl (you know what i mean, like not in love but not neutral either) and I took her textbook and drew a shitty badly shaped heart with a pen on the WHOLE page. fucking hell

the so-called bike lock is broken lads

too late to buy a new one today, do I just leave it out unlocked?

my town is 95+% white so should be alright

you're the most boring, monotonous, unfunny cunt i've ever encountered

They darn diddely are

might pop a faggot in my mouth in a bit

BBC literally called him Purple Aki.
They're afraid to call ISIS their own name but calling Aki "so black that he's purple" is fine.

this would be better if it didn't have the lebbit downvotes

maybe if you'd ask nicely

pretty good

met a girl in feb and we are getting married on christmas day

the wedding is going to be christmas themed

Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man!
Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the Lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?

have fantasies of someone breaking into my house and just shooting me in the head before I can react
would love that

oh

yer ma wears 3 quarter denims

"getting brain" is slang for getting head lmao

You have a 3" willy

shooting with a gun or shooting a fat load of spunk?

wife material
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The girls

*solicits a belly rub from you*

both can be arranged

NO SOLICITING

Post your bets lads

Will she be a munter or alright?

ah yes what fantastic lyrics... truly a national treasure...

i'll take the latter

dont worry janny is going to have him soon. just use filters for now

the neon gf

im well familiar with this trap

saw my best friend who I was in love with on tinder haha FUCK

that yoke should be euthanized and it's owner imprisoned

she is too self obsessed

wouldn't want my wife to just sit around looking at her different outfits all day

munter

you should go as Jesus being the groom n all that

innit

might message a girl on OKcupid but i'm a bit scared

*perpetuates a ponder*

Caught the gf stuffing her face again

>this thunder storm
spooky as f

Why is a midget in a wheelchair on eastenders lads

Just hoovered a fat one up with a new fiver

Just contributing my part to the 80% of bank notes containing traces of cocaine statistic

Everyone has filtered the kpop degen right? Literally haven't seen one of his posts for weeks now.

take a nigga out and i aint talkin bout a date

You get eastenders over there paddy?

WHAT A THRILL
WITH DARKNESS AND SILENCE THROUGH THE NIGHT

Back to uni and did a random slow dance in the corridor with a qt I haven't seen in a year. Was very nice.

Think I might gf her.

Me Timothy James Byrne in flat spracklen house Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since Jan 2013 and before - 12/09/2016

yes, bbc and rte

wife material
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i like boobs and touching girls

Some cunt just uploaded a picture of him where he's clearly pinging off his nut and it's in a fucking vodka revs

What a pleb

why are you watching that chav filth?

sounds cringy as fuck

i like putting my male genitalia in female genitalia

me

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I don't get upset by looking at one picture of an asian woman, so no you bender

your lot are not welcome here

I can see how it would appear that way but I don't mind. I enjoyed it.

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gay

If the EU is simply a trade agreement between nations why does it need an anthem and a flag?

business idea: buy the game maker humble bundle + sources, replace the art and put the new game on steam

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NEED a degenerate anorexic glaswegian tumblr gf

THE CHAMPIOOOOOOONS

>If the EU is simply a trade agreement between nations

Well....its not

Watching Celtic get BUMMED by Catalonia

going to watch the big boy sports for a while

daddy will be back soon I'll be in Sup Forums if you need me

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/09/2016

and nothing of value was lost

the north lads

belfast mentioned

gp tried to put me on a drug and i told him to fuck off

hearing news of this storm all the way from Sup Forums

must be a big deal over there

hope you guys stay safe

No you don't lad
No one else needs to wake up with a mad cunt waving a scissors around their knob

Posting from my brand new laptop lads, AMA

Grim housing, looks thirdworld

united states of europe m8

we're all going to die

Growing a beard lads, very itchy tbqh

What laptop?

how do you measure distance from lighting again?
every second is a mile or something

Barcelona vs terrorist peadophiles lads

poo

Tim's been practicin his smiles, I see
almost looks natural, this one