You wake up as a slav

>you wake up as a slav

Finally, i can squat properly.

1. have an orgasm
2. get a qt slavic bf
3. get married
4. be happy forever after

bump for important slavic content

Faggot

That girl's haircut is my fetish.

Walk to USA during winter.
Get a hotel casino

>mfw my squat goes up by 100lbs

ayyyy lmao

we4pleatnow!!!1

no.

>you will never have a moon faced slavic gf

MЫ PУCCКИE КAКOЙ BOCTOPГ
Хa-хa, кaпчa 1488 пoпaлacь

>someone had to take those photos
god damn it

yes, and?

Still looking for a bf? Go outside

welcome to russia

they're probably happier than any of us though

really makes you think...

>Go outside

there are no slavs outside, user

There is, you just don't see them because when you're outside you're not really outside, only beside yourself

deep/10

My dreams have finally come true

Unironically kill myself

It's cosidered as a bydlo style haircut here.

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