>British documentary >Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey. >3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider
>American documentary >Guitar riffs playing in the backround >YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD >Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis >THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH >More flashy jump cuts >THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED >More flashy jump cuts >The mantis strikes >Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans >Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white >AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH >THAT LITTLE SPIDER >SHOULD'VE PRAYED >TO THE MANTIS >Starwipe to next clip
Americans have ADHD and can't focus on anything for more than 5 minutes if it doesn't have explosions or Nazis.
Wyatt Watson
check THESE
David Flores
I remember seeing this pasta for the first time ever when I was Sup Forums
Oliver Turner
It's a common meme in Amurica that NPR is good of you have insomnia. I gave it a try once and it's the only station that doesn't sound like hyperactive overgrown teens with a mic.
You forgot to add in adverts every 4 minutes for the US one
Jayden Murphy
>have 10 minutes of footage >use recaps and constant ads to lengthen it so that it will last for 60 mins
Jaxon Morgan
>radio who does this?????
Colton Jones
wtf don't you occasionally listen to radio? Anyway I need to get head MRIs taken every few weeks and they give me headphones while I'm in the machine. It's better than listening to the noise.
Isaiah Fisher
When would I listen to the radio? I don't own one in my house. I have ~50k songs on my computer and 10k on my phone, no ads ever that's the life I live.
Christopher Foster
>this triggers the new-worlders Probably not visually stimulating enough.
Adam Myers
I listen to NPR news in the shower.
John Cruz
>It's better than listening to the noise. plebeian detectian
Chase Taylor
>It's better than listening to the noise >he doesn't listen to wallcore
Grayson Turner
MRI machines make a very loud noise and it's unpleasant. Try it sometime.
