/this fucking dumb goose haha/ edition
/brit/
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>having a pass
mate
wish a nigga WOOD
GOOSE
they probably just range blocked your ISP from posting
I'm a chinese-american guy - born and raised in an medium sized american city - and like many others on this forum, have trouble getting dates - both with asian and white women.
I'm lucky enough to work for a company who is willing me to transfer me to one of their branch offices - in New York, London, or San Francisco. It will be a great career opportunity no matter which city I go to, so the dating scene is a big driver in my decision.
My initial thoughts.
San Francisco - The male/female ratio seems highly skewed - too many men, not enough women. On the other hand, there is a large asian population, so maybe the locals are more willing to date asians?
New York - The male/female ratio works in my favor in this case - there are significantly more single women than men. But I've also heard east-coast women are less likely to date asians?
London - I would get nearly twice as many vacation days in the UK, which lets me be a more interesting person (e.g.: more travel to exotic places), and women like interesting people. There are fewer asians in general in Europe, so I would be more unique, but i'm not sure if that is good or bad. I'm also not sure if European women would be more open minded to dating asian guys or not. However, Brexit makes me think the UK is becoming a more xenophobic society.
Any advice?
WHOIY DOES SOMEBODY NOT KNOW HOW TO FLUSH A TOILET AFTER THEY'VE HAD A SHET
FUMING
lol, is being born half asian really this shit
What was the film where the guy in the car tells the prostitute he wants to fuck her up the ass
Wouldn't wish hemorrhoids on my worst enemy, I've never been so scared to touch my ass or sit down.
*pokes you in the bum-hole*
When was the last time someone told you they loved you
Why are Chinks so autistic
They do well in Asian countries.
DISCUSTEN
I love you
>There are fewer asians in general in Europe
m8...
Yikes, how'd you get hemorrhoids?
>lmao i am HOWLING :')
why do chavs use this verb to describe amusement?
He means real Asians, not pakis
had a dream where the nazis won
so comfy
fuck of we're full
had a dream where the brits won
so comfy
had a nightmare where the emus won
fascism only works in dreams :^)
>every fourth post is the nonce
we need to put a stop to this
Daily reminder that true fascism has never been tried.
they did win for pretty much most of history
yeah like most good things :(
> MMM WHY YES I DO BELIEVE HITLER WOULD HAVE LET US, THE IRISH, SURVIVE DESPITE BEING THE SCOURGE OF EUROPE
don't know but it's usually accompanied by a Bradley Walsh picture so I ignore it
>'Asian' means Chink
Fuck off Yank
I am now awake
It's fine desu. We have the same problems as anyone else. Plenty of white autistics on this website complain about the same stuff.
Good morning, sunshine ;3
having a bowl of cereal lads.
What kind of cereal?
Fuck off paki
storebrand oat and honey clusters
Hitler only didnt like Jews and some slavs
His goal wasnt world donination. And we're harldy the scourge of Europe considering we're 4 million people on a tiny island
>Hitler only didnt like Jews and some slavs
>His goal wasnt world donination. And we're harldy the scourge of Europe considering we're 4 million people on a tiny island
Got sick, spent a week lying in bed in the same position, think it developed in a similar way to a bedsore
Always weird to me that Yurop refers to pakis as """""asians"""""
I get the technicality but it's still a bit odd.
>That cartoon frog is more sinister than you might realize.
*clenches and snaps your finger bones*
I have an Asian guy friend who makes a killing in Brazil. It is because the women are receptive to the Japanese there and that Latina women love dancers - he can dance very well. Asian men are the rage in Latin America and Europe these days imo. Fact is, you stand out anywhere where there's no Asians. That's where you want to be. It could be you need to work on your looks.
The pakis started it because "asian" sounds more innocent than paki and our media jumped on it
Imagine having a nationality so shit the shortened version of the actual name became 'offensive'.
bit rude
Nobody in England really understands why they're referred to as such either desu
better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick
I'll poke you in the bumhole with my stick in a minute
It's because otherwise our news would sound like "paki rape gang in X town", "pakis murder grandmother in Y town", "3 paki males were seen fleeing the scene at..."
And obviously that's racist, so they say "asian", which is nice and vague
>And obviously that's racist
why?
Because it's current year
oh :/
Or because pakis come from Asia and there are more of them here than Chinks
Life goals:
> read more books
> get any (likely shitty) job
> learn organic chemistry (as a hobby)
> start an MMORPG gold farm
> get /fit/
> start fishing again
> buy a bicycle
> learn how to surf
> join a boxing gym
> go solo camping
> learn how to scuba dive
> learn how to snowboard / ski
> learn how to fly an airplane -- would have to overcome my fear of heights though
> go skydiving -- ""
Thoughts?
hello lads (except thainonce he can fuck off)
> wake up
> still alive
Got a part time it consultant job paying 36k for 24 hours of work per week and still got a year left of my degree hehehe. Based favouritism
Arrogant student status: in check
literally done all of those things
fucking nerd lmao
>airplane
fuck off yank
Go back to sleep. Embrace la petite mort.
all shit except the MMORPG gold farm
Waaaaaaay ahead of you lmoa
(Good list though t bqh m80)
>get /fit/
lad you could start that right now
>Embrace la petite mort.
...
*awards you a golden medal*
show us your list then
*waits*
Ah yes, modern """"art""""
Shut up thainonce
I already have started (went a bit off the rails today because i ran out of carrots and cashew nuts though)
R A R E
pepe
hea right you fucking idiot
Read a history book for once, or should I beat you over the head with one?
The mum asked me if i wanted to see a movie with her and the sister
probably because I said no to the invite ae haha
>show us your list then
>lose virginity
what movie la
this desu
Poleaboo feels really bad when he says cruel things to his sister
Especially bad today when I said it just before she went to school
But she drives him to it, she instigates by saying cruel things first such as that he'll be doing exactly what he is now for the rest of his life and living with his mummy
Stephen Fry is the British Orson Welles.
Agree?
who?
Leaving this shithole and never coming back
see you later
cant wait for the trans fad to end and people like poleaboo are left with completely fucked bodies
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
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sorry im not much into piderast comunity. who is this again?
relaxing to ASMR atm tbqhwyl
Sully
it's got Tom Hanks innit
alri lads
gonna go watch some twilight zone and do a wank even though S3 is shit[e].
goodnight x
>life goals
Get a full-time job that makes at least 40k
Get a wife or at least a gf (NOT a husband)
that's about it right now
:(
how is he?
IMG_1142
>not watching varg vikernas too
bluepilled as fuck
...
Ahh yes, time for the cat to freak out about the possums running along the fence.
Does anyone else's cat do this?
life goals:
travel in na and oceania
lose my virginity
take lsd
learn high school maths
thats it rate