/brit/

MUMMY EDITION
I WANT TO KISS MUMMY ON THE LIPS!

korean pop

hmm my my, lad you appear to have made this thread QUITE early

dont mess with me sunshine

since January 2013

*trusts violently*

stole mommy's vodka and filled the bottle up with water
i'm a fucking genius desu

Devilish

alri lids

reposting

>mommy's
fuck off yank

posting

post

got the old eyes tested today and it turns out its getting worse

po

have a drink on me lad
it's peppermint vodka x

poo

poo

posting

roo

shouldn't you cunts be in school?

can you do anything to reverse that? i.e. eye exercises?

Shouldn't you be at work? You pathetic disappointment.

poo

exercEYEses?

sex

most eye problems aren't muscular you runt

I've killed a man for less.

AH YES QUALITY DISCUSSION MY LIDS

FRESHERS
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SEDAGIVE?

what should I avoid in London?

avoid this cunt if you want to live

off to uni in 5 days to start my master's lads

literally cannot be fucked to go through the whole routine of making friends again, meeting people, going out and pretending to have fun - but if I don't I'll just be an autistic shut in for the entire thing and probably have a horrible time anyway

fucking hell just end it

Because according to the University of Life dickheads on here, Scunthorpe is much better.

me

poo sting

Masters in what lad?

nope

Being a full time fucking ledgend

I've got a masters in decimating runts like yourself so I suggest you back off sunshine

wish you would walk off the fucking ledge end of a tall building lol

smashing birds

Wish you'd eat less

fatty

the runter has become the runt

>not knowing how to spell your own masters degree

runtkeeping

it's a glandular problem okay
at least i'm not a runt like you

>ON THE LIPS!
Which ones?

poo

Fuck off mate

I'm bossman of being a full time fuckin ledgend and the wifey is CEO at full time mummy

I've got sinning on my mind... sipping on red wine

need a thicc gf

no you don't

>the wifey is CEO
yea, a cock eating officer

doing an MSc in having my head between these thighs

NEED her to sit on my spuds

explain why you're sitting at home right now

...

>yankee """"humour""""

I don't think you realise how much fun I'd have battering you and your dad, honestly wouldn't break a sweat doing it, unlike you whose pits turn into Niagara Falls when he walks up the stairs

Bear that in mind saddlebags

Post your reaction when some runt tries to walk into a job interview talking about his uni degree

>Greens senators have stormed out of the Senate chamber during Pauline Hanson's maiden speech.

>As Ms Hanson warned Australia was under threat of living under Sharia Law, Greens senators rose from their seats and collectively exited the chamber.


ah yesssss

ONE

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Yanks, yanks, yanks
think they're built like tanks
when really they're just fat
I'll knock them out like wanks
little bellends, that's all they are
chilling in my car
spitting these sick bars
I'll kick a yank in the arse

par

*borks a third time*

oh yeah well my country's military could wreck yours so watch your mouth you little bitch boy before i call in the air force on your ass

see how tough you are with a guided smart bomb flying directly into your rectum

black people

white people

you'll have to buy me a drink if you want to carry on with that kind of talk x

Bit tipsy boys
Itching for a good fight

*starts a temper tantrum*

editing some photos

mixing up some HDRs

i have 5 grand saved up to go to thailand and teach english there next month

dont need to do anything till then

>ass
fuck off yank

I don't think you fully appreciate just what you're asking for sunshine. I could knock you flat on your arse in less than a second and be out the door in five, you wouldn't even know what hit you.

*has a good time*

waHEYlaaaaaaaaaaaads

nonce

explain yuself
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste
yu mean tchaikovsky
sit down at dah piano
an mix a black key
wid a white key
is a half-caste symphony/

doing a think

*buys you one of those fruity cocktails for homos*

you've done it now

Caucasoid people

Negroid people

Mongoloid people

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British people

Bring your best I bet I won't even feel it when you "heem" me with your weak little baby fists

Pakis are considered Caucasian

Abos

>412 photos
oh dear

*looks at it*

woah mate, bit dodgy this? Asked for a fucking stella

*sips it*

not bad actually mate not bad

*fucking batters you anyway*

he already mentioned mongoloid people L O L

*implies something*

...

having a satsuma

*secretly enjoys it*

thicc

Heh, that's not actually an argument

>FOYing actual yanks

Would be much better if her skin was milky white. This tanning fad is a shame.

'no'

Might join BLM now before they get too big you know? Sort of like those jews who joined the Nazi Party early on and were spared by Hitler and co. once they rose to power

Your thoughts on the matter?