Purple overlord of the North edition
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Me and the gfs
*pulls out the measuring tape*
Any you lads want to measure my muscles
FUCC
OFF
you in the middle
The new gf
njk
the real gf
The janitorial services banned me yesterday for posting this image
lad must have had his muscles felt by the purple one
give me one reason why runts shouldn't be killed at birth
nuke Britain and build Poundburys everywhere
lads
the neon gf
The most precise map of the night sky ever assembled is taking shape.
Astronomers working on the Gaia space telescope have released a first tranche of data recording the position and brightness of over a billion stars.
To give one simple example of the scope of Gaia: Of the 1.1 billion light sources in Wednesday's data release, something like 400 million of these objects have never been recorded in any previous catalogue.
>mfw 1.1 billion isn't even 1% of the stars in our galaxy alone
the fake gf
worked for Sparta honestly
How does he do it lads.
Took him a while but he got it.
What would you do if you found a wallet?
Personally I'd take the cash and hand the wallet in or just dump it if there is nowhere to hand it in.
Actually found one on the bus today. It was empty except a bit of change, some subway vouchers and cards.
Took the vouchers, 4 quid and handed the wallet in.
Honestly poundbury looks fucking weird
looks like a makeshift futuristic town at disneyland or something
post pics
I like her arse in a swimming cossie
TELL ME ABOUT BANE
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
Do you think Ms. Thicky Fine Teacher Bae dresses inappropriately for school?
>supports celtic AND liverpool
vile hag
Meet me outside Boo's Toy Shop in Poundbury in 15 minutes and I will fucking bilk you mate
It doesn't, give it a good look around on street view, not just images
it looks spectacular
>supports celtic AND liverpool
Se'll never walk alone
Fucking runt.
l am a Poz-Cuckold. You want to know what that is? Well, let me explain.
The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.
Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.
The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a little. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.
Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.
anyone want to get a shared house in poundbury?
Fuck off big smoke
Obviously Irish heritage that knows Celtic are superior to rangers in every aspect
can't stop wanking over liz kendall lads
*twitches in my sleep*
*squeals quietly into the pillow*
does are Tim Byrne have any kids?
she could do with eating some fish and chips
pic related it's a girl eating fish and chips
100%. Couldn't get any learning done if I was choking for a wank.
The sidepiece
inspiring post
>watching men kick a ball on the telly
ah yes, "entertainment"
how do I acquire a sara gf?
I miss this pasta, janny had his work cut out for him when it used to get posted.
nah not really she cant help thats shes thick af and you can see all her curves
that outfit would be perfectly fine on women with average bodies
@64877158
thats vile kill urself man
fuck off neoliberal Blairite globalist kike
No
lost my wallet today lads, had get it back from the bus company
Some scruffy bastard stole me 4 quids worth of vouchers. Fucking little runts.