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the good old days edition

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is it me or does austria look like a turd

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CUSTODIAN

there's already a thread up you stupid cunt

Hello

oh, is there now?

you stupid cunt

It's you

Boss at work sexually harassed me the other day.

Very concerned lads

>yank flag

don't think so sunshine

DO NOT REPLY TO HIM
Kek

He's on the warpath boys

Don't have a problem with taking in refugees providing they are genuine Syrians fleeing from war and as long as we strictly monitor them and send them back home once their country is safe again

janny needs a cheeky benzo rn haha

doing a poo

Keep England white, don't talk shite.

>ignoring your special best mates across the water

don't have a problem with you necking yourself

poundbury meetup WHEN?

They were letting our soldiers know where they could score some hungry British hausfrauen.

is it me or does Kentucky look like Kentucky fried chicken

A moment of silence for the high quality posts lost to time

need you out of business sunshine

>your special best mates across the water
France?

Now from all King Olaf's farms
His men-at-arms
Gathered on the Eve of Easter;
To his house at Angvalds-ness
Fast they press,
Drinking with the royal feaster.

Loudly through the wide-flung door
Came the roar
Of the sea upon the Skerry;
And its thunder loud and near
Reached the ear,
Mingling with their voices merry.

"Hark!" said Olaf to his Scald,
Halfred the Bald,
"Listen to that song, and learn it!
Half my kingdom would I give,
As I live,
If by such songs you would earn it!"

"For of all the runes and rhymes
Of all times,
Best I like the ocean's dirges,
When the old harper heaves and rocks,
His hoary locks
Flowing and flashing in the surges!"

Facing up and down the yard,
King Olaf's guard
Saw the sea-mist slowly creeping
O'er the sands, and up the hill,
Gathering still
Round the house where they were sleeping.

It was not the fog he saw,
Nor misty flaw,
That above the landscape brooded;
It was Eyvind Kallda's crew
Of warlocks blue
With their caps of darkness hooded!

Then athwart the vapors dun
The Easter sun
Streamed with one broad track of splendor!
in their real forms appeared
The warlocks weird,
Awful as the Witch of Endor.

But what we could do is not take any refugees in, which is cheaper, easier and means we don't have to bother monitoring them.

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Kentucky lets foreigners run for governor

Might give it a go

HE'S DONE IT NOW

>once their country is safe again
>implying the Middle East ever will be without secular strongmen

Even so then they wouldn't want to leave
They live better off bennies in the West than they would back home working 40 hour weeks

is there anything more blue pilled than having a jews name written across the elastic band of your underpants?

shut up

> literally 99% humidity right now

excellent

very impressive

If it ain't white
it ain't right

the sʌləncəd sʌngər

this is photoshopped


please dont post again

Watch these films recently and they were all shite
>Neon demon
>The shallows
>Midnight special
>Jason Bourne
>I am not a serial killer
Should I even bother watching these

>La la land
>Hunt for the wilderpeople
>Assassins creed
>War dogs
>Girl on a train
>Don't breathe
>Love in space
>Fantastic beasts
>Suicide squad
>The founder
>Blair witch
>My scientology movie
>White girl

>when there's two Germans in this thread
There can only be one,you cunt
Show yourself

My psycho ex gave me a fetish for unhinged girls and I don't like it one bit

every state does I think

no, they're our cheeky bird on the side across the water.

learn yourself some geography lad.

lost my boots voucher

was going to give it one of the girls in work

alright lads, here are my labels:

White boy
Autist
Depressed
Lean doer
Runt
Loser
Masturbation addict
Virgin
Stoner
Weeb

I identify as a trans-label-sexual, so don't refer to me using the gender binary, refer to me with my labels.

Thanks in advance x

no

might buy this

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sound lads:
france
denmark
germany
norway
aus
nz

wet lads:
usa
canada
sweden
poland
hungary
russia
usa

All but 3 require you to be a citizen or a registered voter (which itself requires you to be a citizen).

Kansas, Kentucky & Vermont set no such requirement.

you are a turd m8

how much does a boots voucher get you?
a handy?

no
took a lot of tries though

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what did I do wrong

I'm not a german you runt

yum! sum cum in me bum

>pandering to girls

you pathetic little beta runt

quite rude and VERY uncalled for lad.....

yeah got one of them sheds from homebase a while back

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oh you're right
I was thinking of non-native born

that's pretty mental, and Vermont is my dream state, plus Kentucky and Kansas are both top tier.

Listening to Aphex Twin for the first time lads

I NEED her. My happiness is DEPENDENT on her. I would KILL for her. PLEASE give her to me.

you gonna let us all come and stay lad?

You're a poop lad

what part of shut up do you not understand you daft cunt

almost 12 stone and not muscly or tall lads

need to quit this eating business

you forgot twat

What are you then,a fucking mehmet?

Not had a wank all day and I smoked a joint about an hour ago, so I'm going to have a fatty stoned wank

Olaf the King, one summer morn,
Blew a blast on his bugle-horn,
Sending his signal through the land of Drontheim.

And to the Hus-Ting held at Mere
Gathered the farmers far and near,
With their war weapons ready to confront him.

Ploughing under the morning star,
Old Iron-Beard in Yriar
Heard the summons, chuckling with a low laugh.

He wiped the sweat-drops from his brow,
Unharnessed his horses from the plough,
And clattering came on horseback to King Olaf.

He was the churliest of the churls;
Little he cared for king or earls;
Bitter as home-brewed ale were his foaming passions.

Hodden-gray was the garb he wore,
And by the Hammer of Thor he swore;
He hated the narrow town, and all its fashions.

But he loved the freedom of his farm,
His ale at night, by the fireside warm,
Gudrun his daughter, with her flaxen tresses.

He loved his horses and his herds,
The smell of the earth, and the song of birds,
His well-filled barns, his brook with its water-cresses.

Huge and cumbersome was his frame;
His beard, from which he took his name,
Frosty and fierce, like that of Hymer the Giant.

Went for lunch with a qt and two other lads today in uni. qt sat opposite me and intertwined our legs under the table. When I didn't vocalise that I was aware of this, she announced it loudly, saying "I wonder what people think when they look over at us. They're probably all like "What the hell are they doing?" haha!" and I didn't really know how to respond, so I just went with "yeah haha".

That wasn't me being autistic, was it? It felt like she was the autist there.

>>pandering to girls
>you pathetic little beta runt

Tim needs to be bigger

Of course not

Anyone got a Lauren Southern gf for me?

>I only drink Carling and other mass produced lagers

Whats the point desu

a daring synthesis

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I'm not your lad, don't call me that again.

I've always felt somehow disturbed at the thought of a bitter tomato sauce combined with beans and toasted bread, especially for breakfast

Ahh yes... the runt life

Ah yes, the so called expert knob twiddler

dont get this

>not Silenced Singer

quite nuts how few hot right wing girls there are that any that are even remotely attractive fly through the ranks of the party even if they're retarded

What are you then,a fucking Ivan?

did a thing

fell in love with the Wow chatbox when a so called girl types in it

So far it's twiddling my knob

Sorry mate

might move to the isle of man

haha hey remember when you thought I was your mate Tobias from Oberursel hahaahaha

*flicks your nose really hard*

ahahah

took him long enough
people want something consistent and cheap.

>Prees 3.6miles away

LASH HOUSE LASH HOUSE

need an expert knob twiddler

start removing kebab then m8 she'll come.

>I think of Apostolate the Great
>Reddit

>I think of OP
>Sup Forums

>I think of Lanced Jack
>Lanced JAck

>I think of Sup Forums mod
>The Moderator of Sup Forums

Think that's as close as we'regoing to get

No i dont actually
Bugger off

just won over €2 on 2 pair
I'm on profit now

need an ex leader of denmark wifey 2bh

can't be a virgin your whole life mate