In Norway, the punishment for child murder is four months in a luxury hotel room per child murdered...

In Norway, the punishment for child murder is four months in a luxury hotel room per child murdered, with access to a computer, television, and Ps2.

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>Ps2
Horrible.

>2k16
>still seeing prison as punishment rather than revitalization

He only killed leftists, you should have had given him a medal.

>2016

americans still belives in memes

if i come to norway and kill mudslimes/niggers, will i be put in a comfy condo with playstation and wi-fi?

k16
>>still seeing prison as punishment rather than revitalization

This

Criminals should be rewarded for committing crimes

No Wi-Fi son, you'll be comfy but you'll miss out on memes until your release.

ikr

Norwegian recidivism rate within 5 years: 20%
Americlapian recidivism rate within 5 years: 80%

meanwhile in America, if you smoke weed you are put in jail where you gonna get raped by niggers for two years straight

If you punish them they win

Seriously though, Norway's system has a recidivism rate of 20%. That's 4 times lower than the U.S.

Or you could join the nazi gang and rape niggers instead.

I want to live in Norway

Just commit tons of crime, break every law. If you get caught, damn guess ill go to my 4-star hotel to sing songs and watch tv. If don't get caught - sweet,no punishment

>no internet
Still a torture.

This is a better room than the student accomodation I'm living in and pay 360€ a month for.

And they even get free education and they're allowed to work!

Its weird, once they feel like they have a place in society, they have a desire to contribute to it..

I mean, it doesn work at all, that must be why we have 1 % of our entire population in prison, and the largest federal spending on it..

Oh wait, thats not us.

B-but muh feelings!

Yeah it's so fucking strange right????????

BUT THEIR ROOOMS ARE NICE user HOW CAN YOU DEFEND IT????!!

I wonder what happens with jews who get in prison in America
Do they join neonazi gangs too?
Or are there special jewish gangs?

The idea is that if a criminal gets caught they will treat him like a human in the hopes that he will start acting like one. Rehabilitation will hopefully remove a criminal from the community while creating a useful citizen. It's a net gain.

Nigger tier punishment, based off nothing but petty revenge fantasies, only further dehumanises criminal scum, and creates a system where a criminal is removed from the community and then the community has to pay for his room and board in perpetuity.

There's still no internet though.

Imagine being stuck in that room with no internet for fucking years on end.

The US have blacks though, you can't really compare that

I'd never admit it irl but Breivik did literally nothing wrong, when i saw the news i was like "haha oh my god thank you", i hope there's other people out there who feel the same t b h
I'm afraid of socialist STASI jailing me for this message btw but oh well

It wasn't children
He doesn't live in anything resembling a luxury hotel room (A lot of prisons here are in fact moldy shitholes)
And his sentence can basically be extended indefinitely.

yet you lose the most imporant thing in life, freedom.

They can be send to the Netherlands to, here (I'm Dutch) they don't have all the luxury the Norwegians have.

As long as they're allowed to get games on the pc it should be fine.

>jews who get in prison in America
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Frank

Listen here you dumb leaf poster, just because reality doesn't bend around your american influenced concepts of how things work doesn't mean you can shitpost about superior nordic civilization and it's achievements.
Unless you can prove that model does not work through evidence rather than dubious rhetoric and cuckposting maybe you should fuck off.

honestly that sounds better than 80% of peoples lives

>first world problems

What good is freedom if you have to work like a slave everyday

I don't care about all the big hooplah. I'm just telling you what id do

It's part of the reason I commit crime here because punishments are tremendously lax and charges get dismissed often.

If I was in the US id be a good boi because id know id get raped by bbc

I didn't say it didn't work or that I even care

I'm just saying I want to live there and be a career criminal

working most of your span of life for something represented by gold supposedly is not prison?

>revitalization
Wut? Rehabilitation?

rehabilitation, revitalization would be like a spa

But even if you work you can do what ever after work is done. Go to friends in the weekends, or take a few days off and go somewhere.

In prison you are in prison, no matter were you want to be. You best mate's birthday? Bad luck, you're in prison.
Your mum is dying? Bad luck, you're in prison. Hot girl wants to fuck with you? Bad luck, you're in prison.

I think it could actually work if the prisoners were white people

This; I'm okay with this to an extent.

Can someone explain to me the downside of committing crime in Norway?

Literally no downsides

>Go to friends in the weekends, or take a few days off and go somewhere.
you do realise where you are, right

no internet

>"Frank seemed extremely nervous, trembling, and pale; his voice was hoarse, and he was rubbing his hands..."

you are punished to live basically like Sup Forums anons, alone
for a normie that is the most biggest torture

Fuck you're annoying.
You're American aren't you?

Varg already stated that Scandinavian prisons are even worse than American ones.
It's designed to break you and indoctrinate you to the core rather than just motivate you to begin lifting.

Not everyone on Sup Forums is a pathetic loser though

This, and, we unfortunately have a little bit of a criminal "subculture" as you've probably seen in movies and TV.

I know were I'm are.
I've met several people from here. I've been on holiday with them, planning to do something soon with them.
Some I can really call a friend.

they don't belong here then

Varg hasn't actually been imprisoned in america though.

That's true. I'm actually just blindly quoting something I vaguely remember him talking about.

>It annoys me when someone asks questions that challenge my ideas!

No really. Let's run through this, im impartial to bothsides I'm just curious what the downside is.

>Commit fraud
>Don't get caught
>Live as richfag

>Commit fraud
>Get caught eventually after living like richfag
>Uh oh, time for prison! Oh wait it's a 3.5star hotel better than how 95% of people on earth live, all for free, with fun activities

Explain the downside. There is absolutely no reason to NOT be a criminal

I think you're mistaking /r9k/ with all of Sup Forums

nor is there a reason to be, you can do all that without breaking the law

If a criminal is really dedicated to being a criminal, no rehabilitation program will ever help them. I have a theory that most Norwegian criminals aren't dedicated to being criminals because they don't have a reason to be. In America, most criminals are poor people who think they have no chance in the world and therefore turn to crime to make money and survive, in Norway, criminals don't know poverty and therefore have no real reason to be a criminal, much less to remain a criminal for their entire lives.

You've messed with me for the last time, LEAF
PREPARE FOR MY NEW TECHNIQUE

He has said that modern norwegian prisons, with "luxury" rooms and all, are worse than the older ones, because prisoners are generally very isolated in the new ones.

Dumbass, that's the whole point of Norwegian prisons - to show people they don't have to be criminals to have a life, to teach them marketable skills.

They'll take the money, smartass.
The 20% recidivism rate speaks for itself.

You have to go through the trial, everyone around you knows you got convicted, you have to spend lots of time alone and they block porn sites on your pc when you're lucky enough to have one with internet.
Seeing as most crimes people end up in prison for are pretty stupid ones and most of the Norwegian population is white, this is enough incentive not to commit any more crime.

In fact, apparently it's easy enough to find honest work there that the risks of doing crime are not worth taking.

Does that satisfy you for an answer? If you really think there are no downsides you can try going to Norway and getting caught doing some crime and see for yourself.

>revitalization

kek, romance speakers would never make this kind of mistakes

>It annoys me when someone asks questions that challenge my ideas!
They aren't my ideas, recidivism rates are statistical facts

>Explain the downside. There is absolutely no reason to NOT be a criminal
First off, it's not a 3.5 star hotel, more like a clean hostel or public college dorm.
The downside is that your a criminal. Most people don't commit crimes because they are decent prople, not because if a fear of punishment. If fear of punishment is the only thing keeping you from being a criminal then you are a fucked up person. Most just want to be a part of a functioning society.

Yes, most Norwegian thieves and muderers felt they had no choice. Rehab teaches them new options and life skills, punushment confirms that they are just criminals to be locked away.

A bit part of being a richfag is the lifestyle.
Going clubbing, drinking alcohol, socializing with other richfags.

The moment you are put in prison, its a bad trip, mostly when your neighbors is like druggies, and small time criminals. But since there is activities and isolation, the criminal culture doesn't take the same root as it would in a US rape prison.

Long time inmates are also recommended doing part time university education, so they at the least can get a internship when they exit the walls, hence sealing them off from further criminal idleness.

>Arbeit mach frihet
or however its actually spelled

Reintegration seems even more fitting though

You know how I know you're not older than 15?

Yeah it's not the best, but I'm saying as the absolute worst possible scenario it's not a determent in the slightest

I'm not talking recidivism rates though, I'm just saying from a criminal's point of view there is no reason not to

Yeah how?

>tactfully ignoring my post
It's like you don't want to understand the humanitarian system

depending whether or not the state sees the justice system as a place unto itself because in norway i think they get to go home and then
return at will

rehabilitation just means to try to adjust to the whatever that is affecting him, ie, killing people

>1915

I would take on that offer if I wouldn't get deported

Anyways I'm not disagreeing with you, I support your sentiments and I hope more spending is contributed to prisoners in Canada. I want a cozy hotelroom eventually :)

We have shitty prisons as well, yknow.

Jews? Go to prison? Good one

The Norwegian system sees them as citizens that should be made to be functioning members of society. Hence reintegration into society.
Rehabilitation has a ring of being more focused on making the person deal with something, as opposed to returning to be a sound cogwheel in the Jewish wageslave machine again.

Must be because they don't have playstations.

Your opinions have the little contemplated, yet insent touch of a child who hasn't graduated from high school, but somehow still thinks he knows a lot about the world

You guys have muslims

This
>Import pakies
>Suddenly drug culture 10-15 years later
>Still gang wars 30 years later

Muslims have an average IQ of around 85.
Blacks are around 70.

Muslims can in many cases function well enough in a civilised society to not constantly end up in prison, while blacks will always find that their instincts compel them to loot and rape.

Lolokay

For pointing out that there isn't any reason not to commit crime when at most you'll get is a few years in a vacation prison.

It's foolproof
>Be career criminal
>Eventually caught
>Just say ur "sorry" and 'rehabilitate' yourself into society


>Blacks are around 70

[Citation NEEDED]

Bernie Madoff is behind bars, isn't he?

...

God, I fucking hate my country

Jews always find a way to jew their way out of going to prison

For most people who dont suffer from severe autism, being robbed of your freedom, away from family and loved ones for years and years is motivation enough

If you had the braincapacity to understand simple statistics you would also see that scandinavia has the lowest incarceration rates

Yeah but I assume he got sent to club fed and not a real prison, like all white collar criminals

In Belgium if you go to jail for 1-2 years you basically lose your house, job, financial aid from the government and most chances to re-educate yourself (many institutions refuse to accept you if you've been to prison).

So you basically go to prison, lose everything you have, learn all things criminal you'd ever want to learn while you stay there and then get thrown on the streets.

I assume this to be very different in Norway.

sputniknews.com/europe/20160115/1033204184/finland-sex-money.html

well finnish women will pay refugee teens for cock

heh, thats nothing. try this on for size

There was this one minor, first time criminal that got cought trying to steal a car. Was sent to prison and since the biggest national university has, by law, to offer education at least providing books to prisons, he studied law.
20 years later he's now a judge and usually well regarded.
Turning the scum of society into tax-paying, law aviding citizens sounds far better than imprisoning them and treating them like cattle to 'punish them'
Besides, every criminal expects to never get caught, so even if you have an inhuman punishment system there will still be criminals

youtube.com/watch?v=1gj3fwoQl8o

haha stay jealous.

>Ps2
Horrible. They could give them a PS4.

nice meme

Those countries have crippling poverty and no real public school system. It's quite clear their iqs wont be up to par

Jews have a very low crime rate; doubt there's many of them behind bars.

>ps2

horrible, someone should send him a chipped ps1 and a bunch of bootleg jrpgs

this, this chart makes it seem everyone there is retarded. but no way can a retard even survive in the jungle. They just dont know the new tech, new education and testing methods.

what Im shocked at is why is ireland at 93, they are first world.