Matched with an Aussie on Tinder. Need a good Australian pick up line.
Give me your best
Matched with an Aussie on Tinder. Need a good Australian pick up line.
Give me your best
use the words:
eat
shit
cunt
not in any specific order though
>"Stick that in your mouth, love"
You're a sick cunt
These are terrible. Maybe something about Australia's criminal past?
Just say "O'roite moite fancy a blow o' me feckin doodle?"
If you want he/she to cringe then yes. The other posts in here are fine. Keep it simple.
Tell them to kys themself, they appreciate banter.
call her Sheila.
Wanna teach a seppo how to celebrate Easter?
post this exactly: "fuck yeh straight up 180 and 360's aussie pride way to do burnouts on a small narrow street and a perfect location fuck the neighbors its australia we have the right to do this shit its a free country and a perfect time and nice control love it aussie style good on ya mate"
then add a pic of you doing a fukken ripper of a skid, she'll spread wide for the lickaroo trust me mate
>"Hey babe, I got a tongue like the Australian Internet connection, slow and tacky"
>"I've got some undeclared meat in my pocket..."
>"I'd stop the boats and shoot a few chinks for a sheila like you."
Not bad, Finland
We'll see if this goes anywhere
It'll take until tomorrow when she gets your message.
>cunt: eat shit
>eat cunt, shit!
>cunt: shit-eat
>shit, eat cunt
>shit, cunt-eat
And of course
>eat shit cunt
These are all viable options. Truly the Aussies are the most advanced poets of the modern era.
He did it, the absolute madmam!
>not going for this one
c u n t
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>I'd stop the boats and shoot a few chinks
But we do that for fun anyway.
have you ever had an aussie kiss?
it's like a french kiss, but down under
That would've been perfect.
She has yet to respond to what I sent :/
Ahahahahaha
"oi m8 fancy a root?"
to be honest mate, i think you fucked it. could b rong tho
Well she hasn't unmatched me so it wasn't a total fuck up!
obvs i'm hoping it goes well. use the kiss one for the next aussie.
Kek
>It turns out she's the archbishop of banterbury
Prepare yourself lad.
Tell her to get fucked, by you of course