What Latin American country would you move to?

What Latin American country would you move to?

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Puerto Rico

Half this thread is gonna say USA even though there really aren't that many spics outside of California

Chile or Uruguay

Actually there are more chicanos in usa than anglo people
usa isn't white

I basically live in one.

Ecuador, it sounds comfy

This
Chile

El Salvador

The US is 16% Hispanic and only around 12% of the US is of Mexican extraction unless Puerto Ricans, Cubans and Dominicans became Mexican

None. All of it is a shithole.
The only viable options are Brazil and Argentina, and half their land is populated by mulattos and mestizos.

Tejas

Who /Limón/ here?

Limon was a fucking G. He stayed loyal till the end

It's actually a fact that more than 60% of America has mexican heritage according to the last census.

What kind of shit meme is this? With the absolute shittiest character of all

He's a bitch too

/Murphy/ here

Probably Brazil.
Bunda, Bossa, Brasilidade
What more could a white man ask for?

Who is limón lad?

The most based character from Narcos

> grilling veggies for the sake of it

shitty bbq

source?

I'm not Mexican?

now I'm lost, Limon what? limon is the only horrible place in my country

Uhh no. Nice try though.

Again you share a language with Mexicans...so...yeah

...

Urgay or chile.

I share language with them too lad

Everything south of the border seems like a shitty version of Mexico

Implying the US is the non shitty Mexico?

a 76% european one.

i can feel your freedom like that buly child at school who is always lying about the things he doesn't even have, XD feel kinda bad for you :v

Funny thing, the guy who plays the character Limon in Narcos is actually Costa Rican

Anything besides Central America.
>Move to Guatemala
Get raped by the government, narcos, savages and gangs
>Move to El Salvador
Get raped by gangs
>pros
Pupusas
>Move to Nicaragua
Get raped by nothing because you ain't finding shit there.
>Move to Honduras
Get raped by savages and more narcos
Maybe Panamá???

NO FUCKING WAY

Isn't they the same?

I thought Costa Ricans were mostly White

Dude is mestizo as fuck

well if youre careful you wont get raped by niggers

The fuck do people like him for?

You realize he ruined an innocent persons life right?

>Says the russian reject that can't into english

Im planning to visit Panamá. How's people there? Are they friendly in general?

I see what you did there...
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What would've happened if France or Britain conquered this area instead?

Africa 2.0
or alternatively: Africa 0.5, the social prototype

i'd be less non euro, less iberian/italian and more british/irish while the state being 50% white with 50 million nigs 50 million indians.

Perú.

See Haití and Jamaica.

what happened to India or all their other colonies

different circumstances compared to mainland english colonies.

>different circumstances
the circumstances are all and always the same: bastard yuros grabbing all the gold for themselves

France: Africans all over the place
Britain: Much better off

But they are also very similar to the conditions brits would have encontered here, actually

I live in California already. I don't want to live around more of those people.

Puerto Rico, Chile, Argentina and Uruguay. Everything else is shit and African-tier.

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All except Venezuela.

>chile
>not africa tier
it's a shithole.

Portugal

How nice is Puerto Rico? I never hear anything about it actually

No it's not

If I ever leave the country it certainly won't be for yet another Latin America shithole. I also don't relate to any neighbor culture so I'll feel highly uncomfortable.

>American education

is the largest insular territory of the United States (WIKIPEDIA) -so they like it just for that

Credible

Panama without a doubt.pretty close to home

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Argentyna

"me matan Limón, hijueputas Limóon"
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mine's cool desu

Fuck no.

France

France or the UK

Not Mexican confirmed.

Which country says hijo de puta a lot

the southernmost parts of chile and argentina are the only places where botflies (those evil fuckers that lay eggs in your skin) don't live

so there

all of them, that means "son of a bitch"

Hijo de puta is a common insult in every Spanish speaking country. More in some countries, but everyone uses it. We can say: hijo de la chingada or hijo de perra instead, for example, but we do use hijo de puta sometimes.

None

If I was forced to move to Latin America, id probably pick Uruguay, and
Argentina would be a close second.

You forgot about Costa Rica and belize. Belize is quite safe outside belize city.

t. Jueputa

what areas "hijueputa" covers? former Gran Colombia, Costa Rica, Panama (I guess), what other places?

Most of Central america as far as I know.

I was surprised when I went to Ecuador one girl called me chichipato. I thought it was a colombian only word. Of course she was joking

they use a lot of our slang.

Sho :^)

Yeah, joking, sure.

Brazil desu

can't stand spictalk

What's with the Canadians/amerifats making LATAM threads all the time

Have you been to fucking AZ NV TX NM etc etc
fucking idiot

Costa rica

Equador

We don't want you

Bro, She was actually flirting. Im no chad but I realized it right away

I'm fine in Brazil

But if I had to move I'd go to Argentina, Chile is more developed and safe but it lacks on the CUTIE department.

Outside of South America, I'd live in Costa Rica, but I have never been there, so it's based on what I've heard

france

We even say "jueputa" more frequently

The Dominican Republic.

Went on a mission trip there over the summer, and instantly fell in love with the people there. We spent the trip in a mountain village about 45 minutes from San Juan de la Maguana. Small little village, with huts, dirt floors, open fields, coconut trees, and livestock, but for some reason, I loved it. The people, having nothing, were so loving, giving, and happy.

I'd live there. I fully intend on going back very soon.

Fuck all these Mexican shitholes

In Antigua Guatemala

Same here, all the time. How about "juepucha" ?

Chile. closest first world latin america country

Yes, that too, specially when it is an older lady or you are in front of kids. It sounds less offensive