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Major Tom edition

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a junkie

anime

*burns the leafs*

ground control to major tom

>I'll be waiting for you outside.
What do I say lads!

this lad has spoken constantly for 30 minutes now

SHUT UP

life goal: become an astronaut and have the first wank in outer space

*enters the thread*
*looks around at all of you*
*strips naked*

do your worst

they call me ________ ?


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>tfw no bf

i thought only old people got hemorrhoids

beige hat

*gets jiggy with it*

good way to get veruca's

the silver bullet

i guarantee you wouldn't be the first

they'll be shooting porn in space soon

every olympic weightlifter has them for sure

Church, Crown and Country
Family, Faith and Flag

True Blue Conservatism never dies.

the pulveriser

this is an untapped market, zero gravity porn

having a listen

pretty sure there's some patreon trying to do that

Unfunny reddit twat

mellow yellow

(quite rightly)

what makes you think nobody has wanked in space yet?

they were gone for days on the apollo missions

having a go

i push my fingers into my ____

the seeker
ive been searching far and wide

wouldn't be too hard. don't even need to go to space just go on one of those super high altitude planes

What are the girls from the US that randomly add you on Skype and tell you that they found you on the
'list' and that they want to trade pics? Money? Does it work for them?

>not Polish goddess edition

>days
m8 some people have spent months in space

this yat turned up on my youtube youtube.com/watch?v=jTjQmI6XnNs

she's insane

bots/catfish

Listening to Ashes to Ashes right now as it so happens

>Crotch shot
On a side note, can you imagine the amount of sex she gets offered at daily?

how much would it cost to get her to sit on me
actually scratch that I'll settle with her sitting beside me

I always assumed it was at least a year that you spend in space

isn't she a bit fat for an olympian? or does the paralympics have an obese division now?

Didn't realise until I was about 17/18 years old that you also walk DOWN the stairs

used to think you just walked up them

almost killed myself several times throwing myself down the stairs

Genetic disposition for varicose veins from my mum + lying down in bed in the same position for a week because I've been sick should do it.

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exactly

daily zero g wanks

slippery simon

having a GF must be some effort desu

>2/10

FAS

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post 90s bangers lids

stomach hurts from eating too many twizzlers

Picked up the word "Lamer" from my dad which he got from Americans in online games

I shall pass it down through the ages

Who /leicester/ here?

wonder what the fallout would be like if somebody got lost in space

>having a dad who plays video games

fuck off underage

Fucking fat americans never cease to maze me

fuck me my dad's 67 years old and has never even had a mobile phone

lmao what a chief

what a dumb baby boomer twat

i'm 180 at 6' and have abs. get fucked

Hot girl at work very clearly told me that she loved me today lads. This was directly after I agreed to stay late to help them out with the extra work though, so I'm not sure it counts as a sincere declaration of her feelings toward me.

how fucking underage are you

International mourning about some guy we probably wouldn't have known the name of otherwise, mostly because of the everyone's apparently terrified of being lost in space.

Definitely not multi billion dollar rescue missions for one human or anything like that

hahahahahahahahahaha

t. have shit dads

What was said right before it? If it was along the lines of 'sure I'll help out' 'omg i love you' then don't read into it m8

oi don't fucking insult my dad you fucking aussie

lidl is unironically great lads

Been gone for a couple of munfs what did I miss? Any important gimmicks?

fascinating

seriously though how old is your dad? have literally never heard of someone's parents playing video games before

...

haha

how are these people so fucking stupid holy shit ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>people actually swallow this yank nig nog revisionist nonsense en masse

The conversation in its entirety, for clarification:

>Her: Are you able to stay until finish tonight? We'll be here until way past 2 otherwise.
>Me: Yeah, no worries. Not as if I'll be doing anything else tonight haha.
>Her: Omg I love you user

My dad got me into video games because he bought a PS1 to play Resident Evil 2 and Medal of Honour. He hasn't played anything at all since then though.

m8 i could understand him not buying a phone in the 80s when only billionaires had them, but m8 come on even bogans have iphones these days

Late 50s

He used computers at and early age and that

*makes a blunder and throws the game away*

...

just realised what a runt I am
listening to dubstep and smoking weed

You absolute dolt. You're being emotionally manipulated.

does Sup Forums count as social media?

Just noticed his prof pic is a meme of himself

do they not understand tradition?

by definition yes

ah yes
really makes you think

*msgs u 'fkn noob'*

Think the post you're replying to was someone else having a laff

I've just had a stunning revelation

why don't we all just get ugly gfs?

Lads how do you talk to girls?

I need help I'm so terrible with women and I just want to find a gf

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Not really, I got paid for 2 and a half extra hours. Either way all I do is come home and shitpost, at least this way I've earned a few extra pounds before doing it.

blackstar is a weird song
haven't listened to it in a while though, perhaps i should give it another go

yeah m8 youre totally in, she's your gf already

howling

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literally me tomorrow morning

3 chicken breasts, pan fried
cup of broccoli, steamed
two tortillas, crisped
salsa, salsa

It's a medium through which to socialise, yeah

>OMG SHE SAYS SHE LOVES ME
>It's insincere and she's manipulating you
>I-I don't even c-care, I just wanted the m-money!