Why are Android companies so cringe?

Can't they come up with ANYTHING original?

Anything at all?

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>FUCK NO
top fucking kek Applel for industry leadings

>S9 in the lineup
>literally one of the only few phones with an original design
>copying apple's ideas tho

>apple's ideas

> Can't they come up with ANYTHING original?
Cut the crap apple pretty much does what samsung did a few years later.
The problem is when your main audience is normalfags you need to use a retarded and simplistic design ,made famous by the famous kid with down syndrome(apple)

Why is Apple so cringe?

Can't they come up with ANYTHING original?

Anything at all?

>HURR DURR Apple is 100% original

Do Appletards just assume what they read online is true?

>iPhone X
>original
>not bad copy of Xiaomi Mi Mix

Just like the iPhone wasn't a copy of the LG Prada. Applel are so original.

Why is Apple so cringe?

Can't they come up with ANYTHING original?

Anything at all?

I don't really care if Android companies are unoriginal. What I want, however, is for them to NOT DO WHAT APPLE DOES. I buy Android precisely because I don't want Apple's garbage.

OP is embarrassing himself making a thread about some faceless company copying another faceless company about worthless smartphone shit.

Apple has been copying every new software feature since about ios 2 from android desu. The essential phone was also the first phone to have a notch.

And everyone turns a blind eye

Bitches, please!

Not so fast, you're not

that's some sexy shit

While I don't agree based on the fact the bezeless, non rectangular screens began way before, I fucking hate them and I hope all companies move on from this fad as soon as possible. Give me a standard, rectangular 16:9 screen instead of this curvy memes any day.

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Damn I miss the One M7

iPhone 5 design was god tier, should've just made a bigger version of that. iPhone 6 onward looks like hot garbage.

I know this is a bait photo but why is the s8 included, what is it blatently copying. It has no notch and has proper top and bottom bezels while having a unique curved edge screen and better specs all around. Headphone jack and fingerprint reader with heart rate sensor and ois camera ffs. Its literally the anti apple. Samsung early on copied apple and were the more og company to do it. They know now not to and no longer do. And what a surprise their company is doing well.

>Can't they come up with ANYTHING original?
Oppo apex. Xiaomi mi mix2s. Axon M. Each has stuff that Apple only dreams about.

Remember:

If Apple hasn't done it yet, it's pointless

If Apple is doing it now, it's a bold improvement

If Apple has done it, you're copying them

If Apple stopped doing it, it's archaic

And if Apple can't do it, it's because they have something better to do.

i honestly hate journalists.
i wish i could kill them all.

>Oppo apex
It's Vivo, degenerate

>Samsung
That's just wrong. They're right about Asus and others though.

>S9
>original design
>literally copy pasted previous design

That's different, Essential uses only a camera cut out, only that and we understood.
Now phone makers are making a "notch", a cut out of necessary length just to resembles Apple.

its the things like everyone removing the headphone port after apple did it that they should stop.

all 'phones' look the same retards. They're all pretty shit tier.

YOU HAVE 4 HOURS LEFT TO TIP YOUR CHEFS. 10% 15% 20%

Why would you risk losing money when you can copy shitple and have the money roll in?

This is pretty retarded.

>tfw didn't fall for the X
>tfw got a ChadPhone 8
>tfw fingerprint reader on the front
>tfw comfy 4.7" screen
>tfw didn't pay $300 more for shitty animated emoticons
>tfw photos still get a blurred background despite it only having a single camera and no portrait mode
>tfw my average screen-on time on a single charge is about 9 hours, even when playing shit like Infinity Blade when I have to go out and what not
>tfw 9 hours and it's a fucking 1800mAh battery
Who /8/s here?

>Apple copies everyone
>no one cares
>some random brand releases anything that resembles iShit
>media goes crazy

>fagPhone
Disgusting.

>being this poor

>Bezeless phones are a totally original one of a kind idea

>pajeetPhone
Disgusting.

>notch
>no headphone jack
>no microSD

only a retard would buy something like this

t. foreigner

If it's a real article, I assume they just used a stock photo of flagship phones.

>buy Applel iTrash
>pathetic 1800 mAhlet virgin battery
>have to charge it once or twice a day minimum with normal usage, sometimes three times
>battery has 1000 charge cycles by the end of one year and is basically dead
>iTrash begins to randomly shutoff at 40% battery
>OY VEY SOYIM! looks like you need the latest ios "fix"
>update iTrash to latest lagOS
>lose 50% performance
>OY VEY SOYIM! looks like you need a new iphone!

>buy Android phone
>16,000+ mAh alpha battery
>lasts 2 weeks days on one charge with normal usage
>have only 25 charge cycles on it at the end of a year
>battery easily lasts 15 years with no issues
>replace with another alpha android phone for $300 since they're only marked up 10% profit instead of 500%

iToddlers will NEVER know this feel.

>>no microSD

Doesn't the second SIM slot double as a microSD on iPhones?

we need this now more than ever

>buy android phone
>turns you into reddit spacing faggot
guess I'll never know that feel

It doesn't have a second SIM slot, user.

This is why I most likely won't be buying a new smartphone when my current one dies or becomes outdated. I am done with this lifeless, unoriginal, cancerous industry.

desu I would not feel save with a 16000 mAh battery so close to my penis

Why do redditors need to ruin perfectly fine memes by inserting badly cropped images and superfluous text?

Ah let me guess, Apple invented small bezels, but wait a second, those two other phones in the picture aren't doing what Apple did at all. Why the fuck is the ASSUS one even backwards?

whaaaaat?
How do people use it as a corporate phone then?

They don't.

>phone makers are embarrassing themselves by copying apple's ideas
Its been obvious for like 6 years

Americans don't switch sims, fag

>Apple fan boys using their products for work

>apple's ideas
More like iToddlers embarrassing themselves by exposing their ignorance.

t. redditor

I swear that if applel didn't do this the essential phone would just be another memephone with a stupid gimmick

No wonder the iPhone X failed them.

Spending $1000 on a non-deductable VAT eligible phone is stupid.
My Note 8 only costed me 350 euro's, would have been 800 if I bought it privately.

>a notch
>original

kek

no

no one can tell what kind of phone you are holding

if it looks like your iphone, you will just think its an iphone

cloners win

You don't switch SIM's.
You use them both at the same time.

One for data and work related calls.
And one for private calls.

Because nobody is buying new phones
They're trying to see if anything gets people with perfectly good phones from 2014 to buy new ones

There's too many Android-featured companies with various designs for your meme ignorance to have any validity OP.

I'd take this Paki nuclear-plant phone over Appleshit.

most workplaces just give you a second phone

>playing shit like Infinity Blade

>installing a pajeet custom rom on his plastic toy phone

Name 1 (ONE) mobile game other than Infinity Blade that is not fucking garbage or based on microtransaction bullshit.

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Paid games.

Antihero.

Pixel Dungeon. All non-FOSS games are garbage.

I'll name 3.

Looks like a girls phone

Temple Run

Apple was just following the "MOAR SCREEN WE DONT NEED BUTTONS" trend that Android did first.

And they used to be praised for keeping the physical button.
zdnet.com/article/thank-you-apple-and-samsung-the-physical-home-button-is-essential-for-efficiency-and-security/

I have always liked the Mi Mix, but can't justify paying that much for a phone that I'll need to replace in 2-3 years.

>he thinks he's actually getting 9 hrs SOT.

IPhones don't track your SOT you dumb faggot only the time the CPU is active.

Which, again, is not a copy of Apple's design.

But samsung was first with bezelles design (and even before that it was sharp? in japan)

Why the fuck would you want that stupid fucking black notch? It looks so damn ugly, why would you want a phone with that piece of shit?

>Fingerprint reader on the front is better
>4.7" is better
>Fake SOT
Must feel good being an applefag

> Using enter to make text more readable is reddit now
Ifags, everyone. No counter argument, just straight ad hominem

>My Note 8 only costed me 350 euro's, would have been 800 if I bought it privately.
Literally how

>not denying that he uses reddit
gross

is samsung /ourcompany/ (minus the curved screen)?

>so cringe
You have to be 18 to post here.

was looking for some kawai jrpg to play on my X and saw your post.
looked it up in youtube and it's another game with great concept art but the actual gameplay graphic is shit.
the other good game on ios is FF15, first episode is free to test it out and its not too bad but fucking hard to control shit since its a smartphone game

These are chink companies and the only thing chinks can do is copying.

Oppo, Vivo, and Oneplus are all brands of 广东步步高电子工业有限公司

Only gonewild. But atleast I'm no macfag nor suck cooks fag dick

>apple release a phone that literally rapes you on your sleep
>chinks give theirs a bigger dick

Every time I'm at the DMV I see constantly see spic children playing with android devices. I'm convinced its the phone for subhumans...

So everyone agress it's embarrassing to use ideas from Apple?

>S9
>original design
>literal copy/paste of that LG phone but with sloping edges

Jesus, man. At least get an 8 Plus.

Once again, we see Sup Forums getting hung up on who did it first and not who did it best. Because that's what's important; being first, no matter how rudimentary your design is.

Only when they're clearly retarded.

>who did it best
The people that didn't do it at all.