Soyboy company wants to take a picture of everyone

how do you avoid being in it?
what's your excuse to avoid getting cucked

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Stand with them but smile normally or look stoic af. Make sure they all get mogged by your presence. But Sup Forums is mainly filled by fat fucks or skeletons so good luck with that.

They'd always tell us in advance when a photographer/event would happen, so I just didn't show up. You could also stop being a bitch and tell people you don't want to be photographed.

You just dont open your mouth like a soyboy

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Not working for a soyboy company.

i don't because i don't suffer from social anxiety and tries to hide it by saying "lmao i just don't like it's a soyboy thing." Stand up for the photo, soyboy.

>I'm not yelling you steal my soul with your magic box. Fuck off.

>soyboy

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as soyboy, is in fact, nu/male, or as I've recently taken to calling it, nu plus male. Male is not a faggot unto itself, but rather another gay component of a dysfunctional nu/male system made useless by eating soy.

it's simple. just tell them you don't want to be part of it.

doesn't matter, you'll get posted on imageboards as a meme like that guy waaaaaay in the back of OP's picture, he's not doing a goofy soyface, but he has been cucked forever by his colleagues by being in the photo

impromptu 'hey lets take a photo' with cellphone
what then?

this is Sup Forums, which companies are non soy and cuck free at this point?

if I started a soy free company, I'd be sued for discrimination

It has taken us far too long to edit the text on the cd to "no man's soy"

how soy is your face?

"y-you don't like working here user?"

>soy boy
So, we were feeling like assuming some things today, eh?

can't you just say that you are concerned about your privacy.
i mean this a valid concern, if you can convince them that you also avoid social media sites.

Why is this even a meme? Why are people open their mouths? And what relates it to soy?

>impromptu 'hey lets take a photo' with cellphone
I have to go to the toilet. You're more than welcome to smell my chemtrails as I walk to the bathroom.

Its some Sup Forums thing, I don't get it either.

Wear a hoodie with the hood on which masks your face. They won't ask again

soyboy = effeminate man
effeminate man = gay man
gay man ==> enjoys cock
enjoys cock ==> opening mouth

Soybeans. They're supposedly toxic and turn frogs gay.

>working

what i do is stop shaving
then they won't ask you to be in the photo

"why are you so paranoid?"

"ok, we'll wait til you get back"
"oh you're not in the picture, we'll take it again"

soy has phytoestrogens that can allegedly feminise men, so it took off as a term to describe feminine looking men/numales

however it's not the whole story
because soy phytoestrogens actually block estrogen receptors on cells, and things like beer, meat and dairy are loaded with actual estrogen

and it ignores and trivializes the total chemical castration going on, avoiding soy isn't enough to save your testicles
youtube.com/watch?v=od3NE0y3LkQ

stop using wifi, stop putting cellphones in your pocket, stop using plastics, stop touching receipts, stop smelling perfumes
you'll all be soyboys if you don't change the way you live right now

how do you pick up chicks then?
you want them to call you wolfman as well?

alex jones was right about chemicals in the water turning frogs gay, he didn't make anything up

> "why are you so paranoid?"
well, just tell them that you are paranoid about the soyboy meme.

But why do they have an open mouth???

"whats a soyboy user? :O"

too many dreamworks and pixar cartoons, nu males are childish

>"whats a soyboy user? :O"
ah, fuck it. i go to /biz/ :)

I have never explained what a soyboy is to someone in real life, im not sure where the convo would go if I did

"whats Sup Forums user?"

To accept cock or next soybean.

Yep, and the study was done 8 years ago: news.berkeley.edu/2010/03/01/frogs/

if your build is small enough just hide behind one of the other dudes

>China is putting a tariff on soybeans
This kills the polluting soyboy

>Pesticide atrazine can turn male frogs into females
Not just gay, trans. We should be welcoming our new trans amphibian friends as they come out of the closet

It's a primate thing that shows submission towards mightier apes (>see how small my teeth and mouth are, I'm not even a threat). Trash people use social networks and it allegedly causes a lot of stress and anxiety and some other shit; these are felt by the body but we still haven't evolved mechanism to protect against them, and still we have the primal mechanisms that apes use when they fight. In other words, the primal danger was physical, whereas the current day 'danger' is social; people react to social 'danger' with reflexes apt for physical danger, and that's why they make the monkey submission face when they feel threatened.

Just no, that's their problems. No one can force you to taking fucking photo

Dont forget shitting or pissing yourself. That's probably the worst reaction to danger we have since its not important to lose weight and run away from a stressful social situation

what a load of shit
you think someone who just bought a switch feels socially threatened by a camera?
they're just overly joyful and have not thought about how childish they appear

>"excuse me bossman/womyn/xir shemale transexual demigod dyke, I do not want to be included in the group photo because it makes me very uncomfortable and I'd like you to respect my right to work in a stress free environment."

Here's a solution:
Just tell them "I don't want to be in the photo, thanks." and walk away.
If they insist, give them a stern "no". They may be soyboys, but I don't think they're entirely desensitized to the wishes of others

You all act like this is some big deal. It's really just as easy as saying no. Grow a pair and speak up for yourself

>out soying the soys
Genius.

>you think someone who just bought a switch feels socially threatened by a camera?
Yes, they feel socially threatened all the time, not just after buying a switch. It's also not the camera but the social expectation; everyone who doesn't get pictures taken for a living thinks they look bad in pics because the way you're used to seeing yourself is mirrored, so to (only) yourself you look weird in pictures. it's not a load of bullshit, it's a neurological fact that has been studied. You probably open your mouth in pictures if you replied like that. Now go submit to better apes queer.

If you just say "I don't want to take a photo" your boss will just drag you over and be like "CMON M80 DONT BE SHY JOIN US!" If you still decline then everyone encourages you to join and you make things really awkward if you still turn it down. This way you're telling your boss privately.

Yea, I was being genuine it would actually work.

have you never seen what excitement looks like?
numales just don't know how to control their excitement or emotions, just like women and children, they're immature

it's not a fear grimace you fucking armchair psychologist
this is a fear grimace
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>mfw soyboys & hipsters ruined beards

kill them now

>excitement is the face you make when you open your mouth all you can
>emotions only show if you don't control them
>being mature means that you don't make faces
>reading the electric waves in the brains of apes and humans is the field of... psychology!
>a-ad hominem j-just in case
>fear grimace has something to do with anything I previously said, somehow
Corollary:
>all expresions where you open your mouth are a fear grimace!
You're a big idiot for this board. Not only you got every single thing you said wrong, but you also implied stuff that was wrong. I bet it hurt to realize that the reason you open your mouth is because you know you're an inferior male. Post a selfie of your monkey face for my dominated males collection and I might let you save some face here (no pun).

I mistook a hipster for a muslim once

wew. god i hate this, i look like a 12 year old without a beard but get labelled as a hipster with one.

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have you never seen kids, thats what they do all the time, numales just never grew out of it
makes more sense than your bullshit theory

it's as dumb as when sigmund freud tried to explain all human behaviour in terms of sex because he was a sexual deviant

>this idea I just had sounds simpler than the result of scientific experiments where they measured the activity of the brains of apes and humans, therefore it's the right answer
Or maybe you're just looking for a way to deceive yourself because it's painful to realize the reason why you open your mouth... that's an even simpler explanation.

you're the one reaching for some convoluted explanation to fit something trivial

you have to be retarded to not realise that numales always act excited like they won a trip to disneyland, and obsess over childish things like pokemon cards and cartoons

go look up 'excitement' on google images, that's THE soyface, numales are childish, that's all there is to it

>muh scientific studies
most psychology studies cannot be replicated because they come up with bullshit theories about human behaviour, and I'm pretty sure "fear grimace" is among them
smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/scientists-replicated-100-psychology-studies-and-fewer-half-got-same-results-180956426/

fucking kek

>science is a convoluted explanation that I will not accept
>measuring the signals in the brain is psychology
I don't have a brainlet picture dumb enough for you. Look up what neurology even is kid. And in the meantime remember to shut your mouth when you're in presence of superior specimens.

>measuring the signals in the brain is psychology
perhaps you'd like a dictionary to look up what psychology is

I highly doubt relatively new psuedosciences like psychology which is where neuroscientists work in

I can't take any of their dumb theories seriously when they still think the brain works like a cpu, when the cpu has no memory, can't repair itself when damaged, can't change its functionality on its own

just another dumb theory that will be disproven in time, it took ages for people to realise freud was full of crap

they still don't understand why humans dream

You guys are all jealous, stuck-up, conservative nerds.

Do the "music cover pose" for giggles.

actually I know what to do
I'll do a roman/woman salute with a huge grin and say it's to empower women

stop being a fucking fag, you want to avoid being a cuck yet that's all you are because for whatever reason you can't man up and tell your company you don't want to partake in taking pictures

>working a company that does this kind of garbage

My company wanted to take a team picture of all 200 employees. Previously I had a face recognition project, so I had a storm trooper mask in the office. I wore it on the picture because I didn't want to be on the picture. I didn't say it was because of that, I just wore it. Nobody complained. They thought it was funny. Just try to make it be natural that you're not on the picture.

good thinking user, will keep a mask with me at all times just in case

>all these retards arguing with each other over Sup Forums memes
>being so delusional you absorb shitty memes into your worldview and then desperately try to justify them with "science"
wew, good thread OP :^)

Why do they smile like that?

Maybe their mouth hurt?

From what?

We care about frogs being turned gay because the great Pepe is a frog

If you're a mens, you should avoid the consumption of soya beans and their derivatives unless you plan on mutilating your genitals one day in the futile attempt at fooling yourself into thinking you're a woman. Soy contains chemicals that mimic the female hormone, and are thus deletrious to the health on the average, mentally fit male. Soyboy is a disparaging term that has replaced the older term "numale" but the meaning is the same, with the difference being it is implied that the aforementioned consumes soy products on the regular with the intention of lowering the male hormone, testosterone, and its effects thus rendering them more docile and less threatening and less desirable to real females. As for the open mouth, I don't know where or why. The dead eyes are of more concern if you ask me.

>Soy contains chemicals that mimic the female hormone, and are thus deletrious to the health on the average, mentally fit male.
Soy contains chemicals that mimic it enough to partially stimulate estrogen receptors but not as much as real estrogen, while clogging them up. Meanwhile meat contains real estrogen.

Just dab to hide your face. You'll earn their trust and avoid embarrassment.

The last time it happened to me, I told them it was against my religion to have my picture taken. I don't have any pictures of myself online, so I had precedent. It worked, too.

Mouth breathing actually provides you with more oxygen.

hey now, don't bring scientific fact into this shitstorm, let the kiddies shout in their hugbox.

Seems like you're the soyboy if you're too scared to tell them you don't want your picture taken.

Anaconda malt liquor gives you Little Richard?

>have issues with photography in general
>Make an exceptional effort to only be photographed or recorded by security cameras
>Otherwise it's taken by my own hand
>Have destroyed shit for people refusing to remove the photo/film they took of me
>Have signed papers to ensure that my image is not to show up anywhere when I was in grade school and high school
>"The only photo you're getting is for my employee ID and nothing more"
If it's not absolutely vital to do things then it's not needed. Let the soyboys celebrate while I continue slaving away so I can pay my bills and exist long enough to maybe enjoy life once in a while