Hey Sup Forums.
I'm currently in a web development camp that's 6 month long. Half way through my course, my teacher was replaced by a dindu. I emailed her to set up a time for our weekly meetings and after telling me the time I requested wouldn't work, I sent her a different time I could meet at. She never responded. I decided to google her.
Rate her resume.
>B.S. in Justice Studies
Well, it has "studies" in the name, so it's not a real degree.
>resumee.jpg
lol is that a joke?
a nigger on a computer is not a glorious thing
>I take pride in being a highly diversified programmer
I know what she's trying to say (and it's a lie) but it sounds like she's saying that she's a diversity hire.
sound like you're trying to stake her.
>web development camp that's 6 month long.
Did your parents put you there?
Literary kindergarten.
>falling for the bootcamp meme
learn how to learn on your own or you will be fucked. get some books and teach yourself.
your bootcamp teacher's programming experience consists of a 12-month bootcamp she attended.
Bootcamps are already a scam but you got ultra scammed.
>12 months
But it says 12 weeks on her resume
>be bootcamp graduant
>don't learn shit
>can't find an industry job
>take low paying teaching job at bootcamp
Resume hits the shredder when I see people padding skills with IDEs they used.
It's female for resumé you bigoted shit.
People who don't know, teach.
random "dependency injection" and "agile project management" in between tools.
Good on you, OP, for looking her up. You could learn something about buzzword padding.
>I can't get a job as a developer in Canada
>this sheboon gets something with that resume
Somebody forward that shit to GOOG, FB, AMZN, AAPL, MSFT, and make a new thread later. I wanna know if they really let this kind of shit through for diversity purposes.
>being ... highly diversified
[I AM BLACK]
>I want to work on back-end projects and admit I'm not good at front-end work by saying I will need to gain "additional experience", but will list front-end languages first because even though I can't make front-ends I'm better at it than back-end development.
>Intermediate: Java, C++
I saw these once, but can't make anything useful with them.
>Other Skills
I have used some IDEs and know how to Google how to use package managers. I don't know what Dependency Injection means, and it's not a skill, but it sounds cool so I'll list it as a skill.
>Project Summary
I have never shipped an actual commercial product or worked on one in work environment.
>Experience
I have literally never held a job for more than a year. I have also never had an IT job.
0/10. I feel sorry for you, your money is getting wasted at that bootcamp.
oh rip im retarded before I get a cup of coffee in me. That's way worse (not that a year instead of 3 months is much better)
Even worse is that she's teaching OP in a 6-month bootcamp while only having 3 months of experience.
>B.S. in Justice Studies
if that even remotely touched on /social/ justice, you need to run like the wind OP.
>Woman
lel
>Black
*lelling intensifies*
>Justice Studies
*lelling reaches critical levels*
>I take pride in being a highly diversified programmer
r.i.p. USS Sides, lost with all hands on board
>"I take pride in being a highly diversified programmer"
Appears on two LinkedIn pages. One of the dindus stole it from the other. She probably didn't even write her own resume. Although, the other person isn't much better considering he's got this quote "Often times, I am confused of what is stated and/or what is asked of me, therefore I have a hard time"
Once you faggots get a real job, you'll \never see a resume like this again
there are 3 valid ways to get into the industry:
>be an autist that wrote programs for fun as a kid/teen
>bullshit artistry to get a job and learn as you work, more bullshit artistry to not get fired along the way
>a mix of the two
you don't learn how to do things in school.
you realize the person this resume is of actually has a real job right?
also, this is patently false if you ever have to do any interviewing/screening of candidates anywhere in the tech field.
>you don't learn how to do things in school.
With the exception of algorithms and low-level (e.g. C or ASM) programming classes, which every programmer should take because it helps prevent bloatware.
is c# really a framework? I've never touched it but I thought it was a language spec that targets mono
I get the other unemployed NEETs here, but what are you so angry about, OP?
>bootcamp
>12 weeks
>Nov 2017 - Apr 2017
why do people put Visual Studio in skills? ive seen this in multiple resumes already
The same kind of people who feel the need to list microsoft word or powerpoint in skills will list visual studio
C# is the language, .NET is the framework but it's Microsoft only, CLR is like the JVM, compiles bytecode (CIL) from C# and others to native. Mono is the open source of .NET and also uses the CLR.
Learn to read
>Bachelor of Science
>Took her 5 years
>12 week bootcamp with multiple languages
the memes are real
Please tell me no actual serious company hire people like her.
>Learn to read
OP went to web dev boot camp to complain that his teacher also went to web dev boot camp?
>only one guy itt pointed out the dependency injection skill
so none of you guys have a job in programming field?
if it was pointed out itt why would i need to? you do realize meaningful conversation requires things to not be repeated?
>I sent her a different time I could meet at.
>She never responded
Ganbare user, I know you can do better UwU
>ganbare
That's OP account, but you know as well as I that OP is a lying racist faggot that will try to deflect any form of blame. Case in point, how is her skin color or CV relevant to the fact that OP fucking blew it?
if Dependency Injection is a skill then I'm putting
>Can program with For, While, and Until loops
on my next resumé.
>mastered the challenge of conditional flow control
>expert-iterator
/thread
Yeah and point out the boot camp part, diversity hire multiple times kek.
I meant that only one guy recognized it's a dumb thing to put on resume.
I would shred this just based on that.
>when bootcamps become recycled bootcamps
damn... future of web is getting worse every single day