Daily reminder that if you like ANSI enter key you have a small penis...

Daily reminder that if you like ANSI enter key you have a small penis.You should find other things that you identify with the size of your penis.

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Combining the carriage return key with the newline key was a mistake.

>compensates for his small penis with a big enter key
>suggests that anyone else has a small penis
Happy with my 4 incher and my ANSI keys, senpai.

ISO > ANSI, for every standards, not only keyboards layout.

ISO is the true patrician choice.

>be me
>live in Belgium
>fingers break when trying to write a program with Azerty
>switch to ANSI Qwerty
>Fingers don't break anymore
ANSI rules.

I have an ISO return key and it is pretty neat.

> switch to ansi keyboard
> suddenly penis shrinks

This. 4 inches does the job

>azerty

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I like having a small penis though, I am a submissive gay man, so having a smaller penis than my partner is very much a turn on for me.

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It's a shit meme pushed by french politicianfaggots back when computers were seen as magic.

ANSI just works and you have more room for other useful keys like backslash

Also in Belgium.. good amount of laptops aren't available in AZERTY, fucking Frenchies.

ISO means BIG in my language, so that's why every keyboard here has only that style (and describes my penis perfectly)

good thread

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t. asshurt enterlet

just go ortholinear memeboard already

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>CONTROL-SUPER-META-HYPER-LOWER
>RAISE-LEFT-DOWN-UP-RIGHT
Not sure why but it just sounds hilarious to me

why do people in this community just accept that people like zeal and the fatfuck that runs thevan are scummy scam artists selling literal garbage for, sometimes, upwards of a grand? zealios are fucking trash and so are minivans. why don't people realize this obvious fact?

I prefer ISO because I always hit the \ key when I press enter.

why would I want an even larger enter key? I don't miss it.

Yeah but it doesn't do this.
I have an 8 incher and my girlfriend has all of her passwords set around it.

the cool thing about having a small penis is that you can fit all of it into OPs mouth and OP can say hes proud to say that he has deep throated many a times

Is this comfortable to use?

Why are these keyboards so costly

this is just pathetic, minimalist keyboard for the minimalist virgin tendencies. true alphas get huge keyboards with a shit ton of everything.

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i would just throw it into trash. it is good for taking pictures and posting it in /r/mechanicalkeyboards subleddit.

The penis compensation thing never makes sense or is funny. Not even when reversed from the usual, like in your post.

I just want a Bépo keyboard

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Yup, ISO's ergo sucks balls compared to ANSI.
Only idiots would defend getting hand issues faster.
>enter key not on home row
This is retardedly incompatible with my usage patterns.

ISO easily
Now whoever invented the short backspace key has a very special place in hell.

I have an ANSI enter on my laptop and allready had small pelen (13cm in erection), what now?